Childhood Insults

[Antynwa]

If your parents shopped at Netto you where a Netto Bashing Biff

[Trucker Paddy]

Yer Ma!

[Furmedge]

Yer ma smokes cod suey wappers!*

 

 

*Not a fucking clue what it means.

[chrisbonnie]

Calling people that wear glasses, a speccy twat or 4 eyes

 

Guess who wears glasses now?? Oh the irony

[Carvalho Diablo]

I'll kick your shins in.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Your ma bought you astrobumpers from the shoe market

[Fowlers God]

Gay Lord

[Guest Slim(fast)Shady]

Joseph Deacon!

 

Kids can be so cruel!

[Guest simon]

Anything with the words bona fied

[Magic Sponge]

Ya nan on toast.

[sparta7]

Anyone with glasses was Joe90 ( look it up you young 'uns....)

[Captain Turdseye]

Pointing to a tramp and saying to your mate, "There's your dad"

[Fugitive]

Ya Ma looks like a bin man.

[Stouffer]

That's you that is.

[Mike D]

ming mong meff gone wrong

[Guido]

Spacky bender.

[melons]

Biff, bell end, blert, knob job, egor, were amongst some of my more favoured.

[Hand Shandy]

All sorts of hugely politically incorrect phrases that I didn't understand at the time and feel a little ashamed about now.

 

'Spacker' and 'flid' being the worst...

[Carvalho Diablo]

All sorts of hugely politically incorrect phrases that I didn't understand at the time and feel a little ashamed about now.

 

'Spacker' and 'flid' being the worst...

 

Or best.

[Hand Shandy]

Obviously.

[jonnybastard]

Spaz, spazmo, spacker, spacky four eyes (creative), terry bishop (no idea), crippledick, bender, gaylord, would all get used over the course of the day. We also had a kid whose nickname was Arse, which replaced his real name to such an extent that even the teachers called him Arse. Fucking teachers were cunts back then.

[jonnybastard]

My school years coincided with Joey Deacons appearance on Blue Peter. An endless supply of names, actions and faces in one five minute slot. School would never be the same again.

[Adebisi]

Gay Lord

 

This. Kids these days don't know the subtle beauty of calling someone a "Gay" or "Gaylord" or even "Poof"

 

I actually think out year was creative when it came to insults because there was less swearing and more petty name calling. There was a group of 3 ugly girls and they were dubbed "Gremlins" then there was an ugly girl with braces and she was called "Terminator" or "Metal mouth"

 

There was this really scruffy family as well called the Robinson's. Naturally they became the "Scruffy family Robinson's" who according to some, drove a mattress car and lived on powdered milk and bread. And their house was apparently "Stuck in a fucking time warp with stains that had stains"

 

It's like, no one will really remember getting called a "Fag" or "spacker" 7 years after leaving school, but they'll definitely remember getting called "Gremlin" everyday. It's the kind of insult that just follows you through life.

 

Going back even further, there was a kid in primary school we called "Smelly Elliot" Imagine having a nick-name like that at 6 years old! I've not seen him in over 10 years but I just know he's still getting called that. You just don't escape that kind of torture.

[sparta7]

Has anyone said Knob Jockey yet?

 

If not, there it is.

[Jim MM]

Spa.