Are al ex's fat bitter vile twats.

[Captain Turdseye]

How old is this idiot? (if its him) I don't know you Melons, I hope you don't mind me asking, what the fuck were you doing with this clown? I'm sat here shaking my head in disbelief.

[Carradona]

Damn, I have to spread before I can rep Liz. Quality post.

[melons]

How old is this idiot? (if its him) I don't know you Melons, I hope you don't mind me asking, what the fuck were you doing with this clown? I'm sat here shaking my head in disbelief.

 

If it is, he's 34. In my defence I was 16 when we got together. By the time i'd clocked what an idiot he could be I was 3 months pregnant with the 3rd child. (the fourth was most definitely not planned, even if he is rather ace.)

 

 

Edit, my son is ace, not his dad.

[Captain Turdseye]

If it is, he's 34.

 

Pathetic.

[Fugitive]

Doubt we'll see the spineless cunt here again. Talk about picking the wrong place to launch an attack like that, the massive bellend.

[Carvalho Diablo]

I sse you're a navy boy. I'll assume you are having problems with an ex-boyfriend.

 

Navy boy = navy biscuit ?

 

Who's Alex ??

[Einch]

Can someone rep ski for me? Lots.

 

 

 

Done.

[Wor Horse]

IPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP ADDRESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

OR JUST TELL US HIS EMAIL AND NAME MELONSSSSSSSSSS

 

 

TWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

[Unrighteous]

You go on, girlfriend. You just keep on doing.

[Son of L8]

You go on, girlfriend. You just keep on doing.

 

Why is she.....

 

No, never mind. I always regret asking questions like that.

[Uncle_Meat]

No. I still get along with all my ex's, some a bit curvier than others but all happy and well adjusted peoples.

 

All except one, the psycho hose-beast that she was. She was a size 10 Morticia lookalike...

 

 

Anyway, our melons is ace and I base that on nothing whatsoever other than a vague memory that she appreciates the delights of Y Popty and generally comes across as a good old stick.

 

Like most people on here to be fair, excepting the odd wanker. *stares*.

[melons]

Anyone care to throw up a link to the sinatra thread? It maybe unfair for him to not realise how lovely you all are?

 

 

I really don't mind him being on here, it's a free world and his choice. After all he was here first.

 

He'll need to accept that he's been pussy whipped (again his choice) and is facing a life time of such behaviour from the new missus, and that if i'm having a stressed out time juggling our four kids on my own almost permanently, then somewhere in what ever is doing my nut in i'll have apportioned some blame to him. I don't vent anywhere near as much as i used too and if it helps i'll even put a warning on future posts. Noos will be delighted at the latter.

 

I really do love you forumites.

[Hand Shandy]

Moaning cow...

[NavyRedMan]

I hate to disappoint you all but I ain't melons ex, think i have created a proper shit storm here, can supply DNA if ya like, or maybe a lie detector test on Jeremy.

 

Nice to have started of a decent slanging match though.

[Guest TesticleOReilly]

I hate to disappoint you all but I ain't melons ex, think i have created a proper shit storm here, can supply DNA if ya like, or maybe a lie detector test on Jeremy.

 

Nice to have started of a decent slanging match though.

 

That's what Melons' ex would say.

[NavyRedMan]

Got me there, ;-)

[She Knows It]

Got me there, ;-)

 

You're still a navy boy who writes like a 12 year old, so you thoroughly deserved every word I said to you (or not to you, as it were).

[Paulie Dangerously]

Back to the thread topic. One of my exes set me up with my current fuck buddy who is her friend. It pays to split on good terms

[NavyRedMan]

 

You're still a navy boy who writes like a 12 year old, so you thoroughly deserved every word I said to you (or not to you, as it were).

 

I actually have decent grammar, it's this predictive text thing, will be better when I get me a laptop.

[Remmie]

I have pity repped Navy fella. I knew it wasn't Smiler, don't know why I could just tell.

[The-Sir]

Why is she.....

 

No, never mind. I always regret asking questions like that.

 

 

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[melons]

I hate to disappoint you all but I ain't melons ex, think i have created a proper shit storm here, can supply DNA if ya like, or maybe a lie detector test on Jeremy.

 

Nice to have started of a decent slanging match though.

 

Jezza? Who do you think i am, my mum?

 

 

Time will prove to tell. I reckon it's a dead cert you're my ex in fact i'd be willing to put money on it.

 

Grow a pair, for once in your life have balls bigger then mine.

[Jennings]

I hate to disappoint you all but I ain't melons ex, ...

 

Are you Nige's ex?

[NavyRedMan]

Think I'll stick to the FF, only came here for some banter, start one thread and it all kicks off.

 

People need to chill,

[melons]

Back to the thread topic. One of my exes set me up with my current fuck buddy who is her friend. It pays to split on good terms

 

I've only one ex i don't get on with, and i'd probably get on with him if he wasn't such a shit when it comes to his kids. Actually no, if it wasn't for the kids i'd still have nothing to do with the man. Anyone who plays away with their partners best mate behind their back is a bit of a sad twat.

 

 

Thankfully my standards are now TheBitch high.