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Balotelli - worra cock

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I find it quite depressing that football fans are so desperate for anything that resembles a personality, that this ignorant, selfish, illiterate fucking retard could be considered a "breath of fresh air".

 

He's a stupid, thick fucking cunt and I hate him, and everything he represents.

 

he's probably a more than a little of all of those things but he isn't without some redeeming qualities. A bit like yourself in that respect Brendan.

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I love how at the start of the thread everybody is calling him and saying how much a bellend he is with one poster even saying “He should be tortured.” Yet now everybody loves him, he hasn’t changed from a few months ago.

 

He was a legend then, and he’s a legend now.

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From twitter via 365

 

Story Of The Day

 

'I've just heard a Mario Balotelli story that betters Tesco & the fireworks...OK, so his mum's over from Italy, asks the cleaner if she has everything she needs.

 

Cleaner: "No, I need all the practical things - iron etc." Mario's mum: "Where can we go to buy these things? Write me a list and we'll go and buy it all" Cleaner: "John Lewis."

 

So Mario's ma sends him & his mates to John Lewis with a shopping list in hand...Mario returns to the house 5 hrs later...empty-handed. Cleaner: "Er, where's the iron, iron-board etc?"

 

Then a big John Lewis van arrives...van contains nothing from the shopping list bt the following 'practical items': - giant trampoline, Scalextric, 2 Vespas, table tennis set'

 

hahaha, he is Homer Simpson.

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He's mentally retarded.

 

Yeah and that’s why I love him. You hate him because you dislike his traits as a person; to be honest you’re the only person being true to themselves in here.

 

Most people seem to like him because he’s the flavour of the month, I think its people like me who really appreciate him. By people like me I mean young, childish football fans. I can’t imagine many people 40+ enjoying the things he does.

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Yeah and that’s why I love him. You hate him because you dislike his traits as a person; to be honest you’re the only person being true to themselves in here.

 

Most people seem to like him because he’s the flavour of the month, I think its people like me who really appreciate him. By people like me I mean young, childish football fans. I can’t imagine many people 40+ enjoying the things he does.

 

I'm not 40 +, and I don't like him because I don't find mental retardation anything to admire or find amusing.

 

I hate his slack-lipped open gob and dull, simpleton eyes. I hate his stupid haircuts and clothes and I find myself groaning at all of his 'hilarious' antics. He is everything that is shit and reprehensible and depressing about footballers.

 

I don't mind the cheeky scallywag type. I turned a blind eye to Fowler's attitude and misdemenours, because he at least had an obvious wit and self-awareness.

 

Balotelli is simply witless and I do genuinely hate him

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I'm not 40 +, and I don't like him because I don't find mental retardation anything to admire or find amusing.

 

I hate his slack-lipped open gob and dull, simpleton eyes. I hate his stupid haircuts and clothes and I find myself groaning at all of his 'hilarious' antics. He is everything that is shit and reprehensible and depressing about footballers.

 

I don't mind the cheeky scallywag type. I turned a blind eye to Fowler's attitude and misdemenours, because he at least had an obvious wit and self-awareness.

 

Balotelli is simply witless and I do genuinely hate him

 

 

He’s as close to being insane as he is to being a complete genius. Somebody else touched on it before all footballers nowadays are so media trained they’ve turned into robots.

 

He on the other hand is a complete breathe of fresh air.

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