Instant cunt identifiers

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Overly camp people annoy the shit out of me. I am all for people being that way inclined, crack on, fuck all to do with me but those ‘GBF’ wankers who only hang around with girls. Scrawny thing who constantly say things like ‘Oh my god’ really quick and just over-react to fucking everything. They are always the loudest person in the room as if they are announcing to the world that they are that way inclined. Fucking utter twat cunts like Louie Spence and Gok Kwan. Them types. The fucking bastards. Women see having one of these as an accessory, I see them as thundercunts of ginormous proportions. 

The only time an overly camp lad didn't make me cringe was once on a crowded bus there was this "flamboyant" young jessie craving and receiving attention from a doting group of young lasses.  Penned in behind them was a middle-aged meathead in an EDL T-shirt - surely, the definitive Instant Cunt Identifier.  He was visibly boiling in his own bile and his pain and frustrated hatred was an absolute joy to watch.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

What's wrong with that? Apart from the specs

And you wonder why people neg you?

[moof]

Because I groom my facial hair?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Like most things, there's a right way to do it...

 

... and there's a wrong way.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

This. I was out on the piss about 15 years ago, and saw a couple of old mates that I hadn't seen for a while. I turned around to look at something, and one of them pointed out that I was going a bit thin at the back.

 

Had it buzzed the next day, and bought some clippers on my way home. Haven't had hair on my napper or set foot in a barbers since.

Probably a few on here in the nest brigade. In fact I know there are.Problem posting photos of yourself on forums, you never live up to the perceived physical view of the online persona. Shave it and look 40 instead of 50 when in reality you are 30. Grrrrrrawww !!!

[Liverpool lad]

People who drink in the Bierkeller

 

I had the misfortune to have a drink in there yesterday were conversation was routinely punctuated by mongs playing on the machine which measures how hard you can kick a ball.

 

They had the whole cunt package going on with shit tattoos and their epic bantz

 

[Bjornebye]

People whose forum handle starts with TK

[Carvalho Diablo]

 

Sad spastic cretin.

[Paulie Dangerously]

People who drink in the BierkellerI had the misfortune to have a drink in there yesterday were conversation was routinely punctuated by mongs playing on the machine which measures how hard you can kick a ball.They had the whole cunt package going on with shit tattoos and their epic bantz

You just couldn't handle the bantz Mark. You were out-bantz'd and you couldn't take it.

[stringvest]

People who drink in the Bierkeller I had the misfortune to have a drink in there yesterday were conversation was routinely punctuated by mongs playing on the machine which measures how hard you can kick a ball. They had the whole cunt package going on with shit tattoos and their epic bantz

 

what were you doing drinking in there in the first place?  I'm disappointed in you.

[VladimirIlyich]

Anyone who wears this shit

 

 

Is this what is meant by 'an egg in the nest?'

[stringvest]

no, that's when the back of your head looks like a baboon's arse.

[Saucepan]

New Era hats with the stickers on.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Men wearing suits with shorts. Seen a few of them in London lately - particularly in the Hoxton/Old Street nonce/hipster triangle.

Sounds like Stig is trying to take Turdseye's fashion style to the next level.

[stringvest]

Sounds like Stig is trying to take Turdseye's fashion style to the next level.

 

up or down?

[Skidfingers McGonical]

up or down?

Seeing as it is Stig.

 

Down.

[Liverpool lad]

what were you doing drinking in there in the first place? I'm disappointed in you.

Work dragged me there

[lifetime fan]

Blokes wearing jeggings for fucks sake.

[Champ]

Blokes wearing jeggings for fucks sake.

 

Blokes knowing what jeggings are

[lifetime fan]

Blokes knowing what jeggings are

 

On the right body (female) they can be hot.

[Champ]

Blokes knowing what jeggings are

 

 

On the right body (female) they can be hot.

 

Real men should not even know what they are

[lifetime fan]

Real men should not even know what they are

 

BDGT told me.

[Champ]

BDGT told me.

 

Did she? 

 

 

 

 

*to be read with a heavy dose of sarcasm

[Lee909]

I was just about to ask what the fuck they are?.

 

[PestiRed]

Just looked them up. No idea why you would need these when tight jeans look the same on a correctly-shaped woman, and incorrectly-shaped women should not be anywhere near either