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  1. Saucepan

    Go fuck yourselves FSG

    "Fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again.'" -George W. Bush
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    New Super League to Rival CL - 11 Clubs Sign Up

    I made a Bingo board so we can keep track
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    New Super League to Rival CL - 11 Clubs Sign Up

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    New Super League to Rival CL - 11 Clubs Sign Up

    What worrying here is what`s still to come, and the fact that nobody seems to really know. This has to be some kind of bigger-picture "power play" and I think it`s only a first step in some kind of calculated turnover of the whole fucking game. How and for what is what`s interresting, Super League for me seems like such a bad fucking idea that it has to be some kind of red herring or distraction. Both UEFA and FIFA are a bunch of corrupt shitbirds and the fact that I`m on their side for once is really really scary. I don`t know, I just don`t get it. For all 12 of these clubs to give it their backing, knowing it would blow up in their face, is beyond baffling.
  5. Are there any thieving buggers about?
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    Loris Karius

    Both him and Mignolet were stady having atleast one Cock-up each fucking game they played. Each game I was just waiting for it to happen, hoping that it wouldn`t cost us the game. I feel sorry for the defenders having to play With one of these two clowns behind them, just knowing each time the keeper has to kick it past the halfway line you never know just what the hell will ensue.
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    Coutinho’s replacement...

    Juve can have Emre Can now id we get Dybala at a discount
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    Coutinho’s replacement...

    Gary Goal on free would be a bargain, especially if he’d be willing to sign this window
  9. Fuck them other two stooges and give Ward the starting job from now on,
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    Relegation wishlist

    Don`t really care who gets relegated. But I`ve always had a weak spot for Leeds and want them to come back to the PL
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    Trent Alexander-Arnold

    Why the 66 jersey? Is he a devil worshipper? Black Metal fan? Maybe a childhood dream of his to drive down Route 66?
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    Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain

    If there`s a world class player in him still, Klopp will find him. £40mill?, yeah sure whatever, the prices just up and went crazy at some point this transfer window...
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    Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain

    Poor mans Jermaine Pennant
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    FSG are not shit

    I love me some FSG!!
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    Philippe Coutinho

    So the consensus now is that the Club is actually lying to everyone about Coutinho having a legitimate injury? The Whole team abviously knows and are just going along With it? Is that correct? Klopp has on numerous occations referred to this injury in press conferances... Are you seriously telling me he`s straight up lied infront of the cameras then? You have to excuse me, I`m just trying to wrap my head around all this...
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    Philippe Coutinho

    It`s a made up injury now is it?
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    Virgil Van Dijk

    Any moment now...
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    Philippe Coutinho

    All new low for Barcelona. HAHHAHAHA
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    Is "Player Power" a thing of the past?

    Fuck me, are we maybe seeing a shift in the bullshit of player contracts? Maybe this is the year clubs will say: "You know what?, fuck you, You signed the fucking [insert number] year contract, now shut the fuck up and play or you get fined till next christmas, you fucknut" "Yeah, you go home to brazil to your mommys house and sulk all day, we`ll still hold your fucking pay, you overgrown chimpanzee" "Oh, you wanna play for Liverpool do ya?, well fuck you, now go wash the toilets with your ponytail, you clogwearing freak" "Barcelona you say?, that`s that club with that guy they fed horse hormones in his teens just so he could be strong enough and not get trampled to death by normal sized players?.... Ball-oon the what now?...They think you`re good anough to earn some french baloon?, What the fuck are you talking about?... Verpiss dich"
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    Philippe Coutinho

    I love it, Barcelona looked like a wet fart against Real and now they are looking real desperate coming crawling back again and again just to be told FUCK. OFF. I only wish more clubs would start telling them to fuck off... Take your 200 and whatever-the-fuck-they-gave-you and go illegally buy some more underaged talents from south-america... you dirty fucks you. God I hate Barcelona!
  21. John Arne Riises new job consists of trying to get little kids to eat bananas and gamble on online casinoes. And he definately is a real dick when he`s drunk.
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    Daniel Sturridge - 2020

    Just play Solanke instead of Sturridge.