Is there a Christmas Nightout

[Lucky Pierre]

the purchase of a drink for each the women present on the night is compulsory.

Even Woo?

[AVEEZ]

Depends, what colour light?

 

 

 

 

 

Only messing, what Aveeze said. Oh and the purchase of a drink for each the women present on the night is compulsory.

 

Oi you spelt my fucking name wrong - it had better have been something at least 8 inches long that was distracting you or else!!

[melons]

Even Woo?

 

Women wannabe's dont count. To qualify for this drink they have to have breasts that go in a bra....

 

 

oh wait...

[Woo]

Even Woo?

 

No, of course I don't have to. The women buy me drinks.

[T0RRES]

Cunt, i hate getting distracted while replying.

 

feel the love Melons :lol:

[melons]

Oi you spelt my fucking name wrong - it had better have been something at least 8 inches long that was distracting you or else!!

 

No i didn't, you just edited that in becasue of your shitty mood.

*whistling smiley*

 

 

 

Does one of those massive toblerones that are about 10" count?

[AVEEZ]

No i didn't, you just edited that in becasue of your shitty mood.

*whistling smiley*

 

 

 

Does one of those massive toblerones that are about 10" count?

 

Whhhhhhyyyyyyyy yoooooooooooooo fuckingluckinchuckinpluckin pants on fire!!

 

Of course a massive toblerone counts what else that actually exists over 5 inches that can distract like that!

 

PS chaps Melons is looking for a bit of 'action' on the christmas do - she has made threats to all other women on the forum, regarding our attandance and not stepping on her toes with you guys - as a result she will be the only bit of skirt there - please dont let her down!!

[Ted]

I'm glad I'm not going, especially looking at the guest list so far...

[odris]

I will be there, in the shadows, watching, waiting.

[melons]

Whhhhhhyyyyyyyy yoooooooooooooo fuckingluckinchuckinpluckin pants on fire!!

 

Of course a massive toblerone counts what else that actually exists over 5 inches that can distract like that!

 

PS chaps Melons is looking for a bit of 'action' on the christmas do - she has made threats to all other women on the forum, regarding our attandance and not stepping on her toes with you guys - as a result she will be the only bit of skirt there - please dont let her down!!

 

Tee hee, thought it was a bit hot under arse.

 

 

 

 

last paragraph, spot on. mwah! x

[Fugitive]

I will be there, in the shadows, watching, waiting.

 

felching

[AVEEZ]

So how did it go???

[melons]

So how did it go???

 

Me and liz had a boss time, don't know about the rest of the light weights.

 

Embarrassing moments thread may be a good place to start. x

[The-Sir]

When is it again?

[T0RRES]

next year

[She Knows It]

It was meant to be Saturday, but it was cancelled. Melons and I went out anyway because she'd arranged to come up.

[Carradona]

Light Weights. I was going out anyway, mind you.

[She Knows It]

Light Weights. I was going out anyway, mind you.

 

Lightweights? Quite an insult coming from Mr 'Oi canny draink dat, dar's too much vardka in it'.

[The-Sir]

Lightweights? Quite an insult coming from Mr 'Oi canny draink dat, dar's too much vardka in it'.

 

Thats a Dublin accent! Sheesh get it right Liz!

[Carradona]

I was talking about everyone else!

 

And yes, I couldn't drink that because there was too much vodka in it. But Miss "I can't even do two nights out in a row" doesn't have much to boast about either!

[She Knows It]

Thats a Dublin accent! Sheesh get it right Liz!

 

They all sound the same to me! (ie. incomprehensible). Actually, I can understand RichieT, but what the hell Cain's ever blathering on about I'll never know.

[RJ Fan club]

They all sound the same to me! (ie. incomprehensible). Actually, I can understand RichieT, but what the hell Cain's ever blathering on about I'll never know.

 

I can help.

 

The Mick Irish sound like they are constipated, where as the Bog Irish sound like Father Ted.

[WaltonRed]

So has this been then?

[Alan Sex]