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Fucking right, i remember Carlking Opta had Phil Babb as most completed passes, therefore you could argue the most successful passder of the ball. Grade A shit!

is it just me or is he is fucking ringer for Kayan Novak (fonejacker) ?

Thought those two birds were going to get it on , that video was a massive let down!

Blinkered

It's worth a tenner, off to ladbrokes then....

Righto, but have you ever sat on your own balls because that fucking kills.

You sir are fucking bonkers...........

More importantly any news on the speed bumps in my street?

If you are bonkers you can always attempt a Liverpool title/Torres top goal scorer double, that gives you £900 for a tenner, hammer time!

I'm just saying that its someones daughter, perhaps even someone girlfriend. Spinning bird kicked all because she didn't want a ticket to the Marlon King show, its entirely and absolutely relevant and so thought the judge and jury I was also making the point that another contributory factor to the lack of interest in him is simply due to the fact that hes shit.

King certainly fails to see the relevance of it all.

Thats someones daughter and he cracked her because she truned him down, oh and he's shit.

No don't ban him yet I need to ask him a question first: Sgerrard, how do I break my thumb more? I thought I broke my thumb so I told everyone I was getting a cast......I want a cast, but the doctor said its not broke, what should I do?

Yeah its like that everyday, Hamstrung calls me a cunt, i call him a twat, he has 70 million posts i have 14............. and so the world goes rounds and such forth.... Secretly though he wants to rep me

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Sorry I have mistaken this for a Ngog Potential thread........

Absolutley fucking brilliant.... Im going for a pint

Five have completely fucked it off the fucking big fat weopany bell ends, don't care if weapony escapes the dictionary. instead they are showing "The man who moves buildings": Jeremy and his team move a large historical home through a busy town. However, inclement weather and poor soil conditions conspire against them... Who gives a fuck ?

Ha ha will undoubtedly be there myself could do with a few beers.

No, just different, and perhaps a contributory factor based on his reaction.

Anyone local to West Derby its on in the Miller, so I am led to believe

This bit makes me want to shop at Primark......

How's that anger management class going?

Best story ever...

This chap is freelance you can probably tell why: "Liverpool boss Roy Hodgson wants Aston Villa midfield general Stiliyan Petrov as the shock replacement for transfer-seeking Javier Mascherano. Hodgson admires the Bulgarian star's style and is ready to pay around £7 million for him as he looks to cash in on Argentinian Mascherano by selling him to Inter Milan coach Rafa Benitez. The Kop are looking to land both Petrov and right back Luke Young in a surprise double raid as they try to bring in seasons professionals for a demanding campaign. Petrov, 30, is one of the Premier League's most respect operators and a key man for Martin O'Neill who brought him to Villa from Celtic where he was also a legend. The Bulgarian star is aware of the Liverpool interest and could be keen on a move to Anfield - although Villa are desperate to keep their squad together despite so many being wanted men. Hodgson wants a proven midfield schemer to play an anchor role in the Liverpool side. He expects Mascherano to move on, which would leave just Brazilian Lucas Leiva for that position - with Xabi Alonso never properly replaced. Petrov may not seem the most charismatic capture, but he is in the right mould for Hodgson who plans to put his own well-drilled imprint on the Anfield side this season and beyond." Apparently hes the transfer gossip specialist, yep........