The world of a woman.

[General Dryness]

This this and this! My Mrs has her phone literally glued to her hand! I'm on mine loads too but she's never on hers if it comes to it and I'm having several affairs when I'm on mine. Snakes with tits is all they are

Several affairs! You lucky bugger.

 

Better hope your missus doesn't find out.

[littletedwest]

Yep I try to talk to her and get " I'm just doing something" when she wants to talk to me I'm expected to throw my phone across the room and stop

[Duncan Clench]

Women in general can't put their phones down for 2 minutes but if they catch you on yours for more than 2 minutes they moan that you are always on it.

 

 

Spot on. 

[Duncan Clench]

Suppose the best place for this

 

Was looking for a pair of scales.

They picture shows everything in kg so i was checking they'd do pounds aswell.

Looked in the wuestion amd answers bit on the argos page

 

 

Maryalice

How do I get the battery case off. The screw is far too small for my screwdrivers

 

 

Hi Maryalice, 

 

I am sorry your screwdrivers does not fit the screw. You will require a smaller screwdriver that will fit. 

 

I hope this helps 

 

Thanks for using Argos Q & A

 

MaryAlice

This does not help, I did get some smaller screwdrivers, but none of them work. Please specify the exact size needed.

 

 

Was looking at a portable charger yesterday on Amazon:

 

Q: What is the weight of this item?

A: Very good.

 

Thanks Tricia. Very helpful.

 

Oh, and obviously the weight of the item is clearly stated in the ad. I can't say for sure that the question was posed by a woman... but it was, wasn't it?

[Baresi]

Was watching the Cheltenham festival when the info about the horse came up.  She then asked 'that 10st 7lbs, is that the weight of the horse?'.  

[VladimirIlyich]

Its all in the name with our female kind,Woe-men. We have been warned.

[Harry Squatter]

Some bird in work is permanently on her phone either at her desk or walking round messaging her boyfriend. I said that she'll need an operation to get it removed from her hand.

 

I was on the phone to my sons school the other day on hold while they located the teacher then she walked past and said "you're on your phone all the time".

 

I said it's important and not texting my partner checking up on them every 2 minutes of posting shite on Faceaids. Felt like I was at home with my Mrs.

[JohnnyH]

Literally just read this for a woman on Facebook. Glorious

 

[Fowlers God]

Literally just read this for a woman on Facebook. Glorious

 

Pics of Said woman or it didn’t happen

[Trumo]

Literally just read this for a woman on Facebook. Glorious

 

 

You know Mook's boss too?

[Mook]

My boss has been regaling us this morning with information about some programme that was on the telly last night "promoting prostate cancer".

[tokyojoe]

My boss has been regaling us this morning with information about some programme that was on the telly last night "promoting prostate cancer".

Your boss should have her own TV show Mark.

[Mook]

Your boss should have her own TV show Mark.

 

She did years ago, it was called Fraggle Rock.

 

[Dr Nowt]

Only surprised she didn’t call it prostrate cancer.

 

I wouldn’t take that lying down if I was you.

[Tony Moanero]

Yesterday, my wife bought Lincoln biscuits, sodding Lincoln biscuits. Disgraceful.

[Mook]

My brother in law has bought a puppy & they were going to bring it round on Saturday for the kids to see & stuff until I pointed out that we have a cat (my wife's idea btw). Apparently our cat will be absolutely fine with a dog turning up at the house despite the fact that he bolts under the bed every time the neighbours dog barks.

 

I put my foot down & said that it's our cat's house too & how would she like it if I brought some big monster into the house which shouts at women. Unfortunately for Art (our cat) they're coming on Saturday afternoon, when I'll be at the boozer & won't be able to do anything about it, I'm thinking about taking the poor bastard to the pub with me.

[Tony Moanero]

My brother in law has bought a puppy & they were going to bring it round on Saturday for the kids to see & stuff until I pointed out that we have a cat (my wife's idea btw). Apparently our cat will be absolutely fine with a dog turning up at the house despite the fact that he bolts under the bed every time the neighbours dog barks.

 

I put my foot down & said that it's our cat's house too & how would she like it if I brought some big monster into the house which shouts at women. Unfortunately for Art (our cat) they're coming on Saturday afternoon, when I'll be at the boozer & won't be able to do anything about it, I'm thinking about taking the poor bastard to the pub with me.

What is Art’s tipple, Mook?

[Mook]

What is Art’s tipple, Mook?

 

He's a glass of cherry type of guy.

[Dr Nowt]

If it’s any consolation, Art will kick his fucking face off.

[Captain Turdseye]

If it’s any consolation, Art will kick his fucking face off.

This is an Art Attack.

[Dr Nowt]

This is an Art Attack.

If Mook gets some pictures of it happening we can have an Art gallery.

[tokyojoe]

My brother in law has bought a puppy & they were going to bring it round on Saturday for the kids to see & stuff until I pointed out that we have a cat (my wife's idea btw). Apparently our cat will be absolutely fine with a dog turning up at the house despite the fact that he bolts under the bed every time the neighbours dog barks.

 

I put my foot down & said that it's our cat's house too & how would she like it if I brought some big monster into the house which shouts at women. Unfortunately for Art (our cat) they're coming on Saturday afternoon, when I'll be at the boozer & won't be able to do anything about it, I'm thinking about taking the poor bastard to the pub with me.

Do it, just do it. He'll love it.

[Moo]

Yesterday, my wife bought Lincoln biscuits, sodding Lincoln biscuits. Disgraceful.

Where the fuck from? Been after these for years, can't get them any more.

[Anny Road]

Have you tried Bath Oliver biscuits. Handy if you have a builder in doing some work and needs to knock down a wall but forgot his hammer.

[tokyojoe]

Her Indoors has had her clan around for lunch today. Her ladyship wacked up a lovely roast which was enjoyed by all.

 

Now they are watching a film recorded on our TV. And now another one.

 

I've escaped to upstairs and sitting upstairs in Galactic HQ doing some work and seeing what you lot are moaning about.

 

I've just gone downstairs to empty the dishwasher and I'm confronted by the 'posh' cutlery that always emerges when anyone outside of TJ HQ visits. I've no idea where to put it so I'll get bollocked for that.

 

They simply over complicate everything.