Most pointless food

[Strontium]

Cress is one of your favourite foods? Are you insane?

 

 

Plain egg butties are great.

 

Cress makes egg butties 83% better, it's scientifically proven.

 

83% better than great is... just so damn awesome I don't even have a word for it.

 

Cress's uses are limited, but in the right place it really hits the spot.

[odris]

Cress.

[Shanks 1965]

At the end of the day it seemed that Scolari eating Romans' Sausage was pretty pointless

 

 

 

Exept for the 7 or 8 million pay off of course:wallbutt:

[RoboRiise]

Cress's uses are limited, but in the right place it really hits the spot.

 

 

 

You could say that about buttplugs too.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cress.

[Remmie]

Cress.

[torahboy]

A little Tabasco, paprika and cayenne sauce spread on the bread of a cress sandwich does absolutely nothing to enhance the flavour of the cress, but the bread can be used as a warming poultice for lower back lumbago.

 

Beans. They're nothing without tomato sauce. But what makes you fart - the beans or the sauce?

[Total Longo]

Plain egg butties are great.

 

Cress makes egg butties 83% better, it's scientifically proven.

 

83% better than great is... just so damn awesome I don't even have a word for it.

 

Cress's uses are limited, but in the right place it really hits the spot.

 

Black pepper is far better as an accompaniment.

 

!cress!

[The Dude Abides]

Lettuce. It's just water. It has no taste and no nutritional value. It just sits on your plate laughing at you, screaming "I could be chips".

 

Adds vital crunch to a good sandwich though.

 

Parsnips are fairly pointless. Even their colour is boring.

[wiiksie]

Adds vital crunch to a good sandwich though.

 

Parsnips are fairly pointless. Even their colour is boring.

You've clearly never done roast parsnips with honey as part of your sunday roast. Essential ingredient in our house.

[The Dude Abides]

As for pointless food, is there anyone on earth that actively enjoys glace cherries on their cake?

 

Ooooh good call, but that goes for most fruit in cakes imo. Apart from strawberries maybe, and only fresh ones at that not those horrible gooey sweaty kinds.

[Total Longo]

!Cress!

[briefs]

Tripe - Why the fuck would anyone want to eat the lining of a cows stomach?

 

 

To be honest, I was struggling to think of a 'really' pointless food until I saw that post ... point well made! Nasty stuff!

[Total Longo]

Cress.

 

Cress.

[Guest TK-421]

Damn, I miss Wiiksie. And Cressa.

 

[Total Longo]

I miss Cressa, but I don't miss cress.

[Strontium]

An egg sandwich without cress is like chippy chips without salt and vinegar.

[Fugitive]

Cress

 

This food is low in Sodium, and very low in Saturated Fat and Cholesterol. It is also a good source of Dietary Fiber, Vitamin E (Alpha Tocopherol), Thiamin and Niacin, and a very good source of Vitamin A, Vitamin C, Vitamin K, Riboflavin, Vitamin B6, Folate, Calcium, Iron, Magnesium, Phosphorus, Potassium, Copper and Manganese.

 

Cress... not as useless as you think.

[Total Longo]

An egg sandwich without cress is like chippy chips without salt and vinegar.

 

No it fucking well isn't.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Bought some cress yesterday and added the peppery strands of tastiness to a chicken wrap.  Absolutely lifted it to a higher echelon of deliciousness 

[Jairzinho]

This might be controversial but for me yorkshire pudding, it takes up space where more roast potatoes or meat could be.

 

 

[Boss]

Buckwheat, who eats this stuff? i mean seriously.

 

oh and this shit

 

[Total Longo]

Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam etc. 

[setreal]

Sauerkraut

Olives

[Total Longo]

The answer is still cress.

 

Cress.

[Tony Moanero]

Sauerkraut

Olives

Negged.