Describe your first time in three words

[Red '84]

funds well spent

[drewy]

A shaven haven

[The Dude Abides]

awkward, clumsy, quick

[SammyAftershave]

Wrong hole. Peace!

[Victor Ganges]

Wave of Mutilation

[Juniper]

Came Then Shaved

[Original202]

"Please stay hard"

 

'Please GET hard' would be more apt. I can't be the only one who suffered from first night nerves?

[Total Longo]

You're a man?????

[Malarkey]

Here's your Taxi.

[NickConklin]

Shes no Fernando

(Not the 1st just everytime in the past 18 months)

[jacco maccaco]

She didn't notice

[Fugitive]

'Please GET hard' would be more apt. I can't be the only one who suffered from first night nerves?

 

You're joking. I had a constant hard on for years leading up to the event. Just the mere sight of a fit bird would give me an instant stiffy.

[Remmie]

You're joking. I had a constant hard on for years leading up to the event. Just the mere sight of a fit bird would give me an instant stiffy.

That's the irony, ahem, a friend told me, ahem. Teenage years of constant erections, then when the chance to get it put to good use finally arises you're floppier than a posh dude's fringe.

[Yerma'satexan!]

Statutory Rape OH!

[Duncan Clench]

Outside nightclub, surreal.

[Nick Leeson]

Time's Wizbit on?

[Stouffer]

GETSOME, GETSOME, Ahh.

[Guest TK-421]

Don't like you

[manwiththestick]

Nightclub car park

[stringvest]

Ow. Fuck. Sorry.

[Elite]

Couldn't Shoot Load.

[Herp McDerp]

There was blood.

[Ted]

Green Lacoste trackie.

[stringvest]

Baaa! Baaaaaaa! Shhhh!

[WaltonRed]

I notice there are few absentees on here, maybe that accounts for some of the bollocks they post