Most annoying advert ever?

[Section_31]

They are all defo real customers. The fact that the Scouse fella has been in loads of adverts is just a massive coincidence.

 

The first one looks like every office junior the world has ever seen.

 

I've always had a thing for Melanie Sykes though I must admit, I'd like to shove an entire crate of Boddingtons up her box.

[MrHaich]

Amongst others, it has to be Wonga.com. That guy is such a bellend. Followed closely by the Car Spotter advert.

 

"How much do you reckon our cars worth love?"

 

Fuck me, as if she is going to know!

 

What a massive bag of congealed monkey jizm that really is.

[Anubis]

The first one looks like every office junior the world has ever seen.

 

"The four years interest free credit made the engagement ring really affordable."

 

How romantic. But pray tell, if you have to pay for an engagement ring over four years, how do you think you can afford the wedding, and when? Will this be the longest engagement in the history of the world?

[Paulie Dangerously]

Knock off Nigel.

 

Just makes me want to do it even more.

 

The whole knock off nigel thing just made me laugh

 

They tried appealing to our better nature "you wouldn't steal a car... etc" and tried to connect pirating to child pornography and human trafficking

 

When this failed they tried "Well, you don't wanna look like a minge bag now do you?"

[Paulie Dangerously]

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[goatboy59]

Isa Isa baby.

 

Close fucking thread.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Isa Isa baby.

 

Close fucking thread.

 

Re-open thread.

 

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Close thread.

[dirty_sanchez]

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There's never been a more appropriate collection of people to work in a place called "Tool Station"

[Charles Penrose]

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I know why 'he' left you. It's because you're an irritating, Daddy dependent, Vodafone advert she-knob.

 

Is anyone else waiting for 02 to show the other side of the story. 'He' turns up at his mum's after he catches her blowing his best mate in a toilet cubicle at Reflex, to a backdrop of 1980's classic 'Take on me'.

[Mendoza]

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Like we buy any car this is aimed squarely at chav morons.

[Trumo]

The one with "Tel" howling "IF I CAN DREEEEAAAAAAMMMMMM" advertising that rag. Idiot thinks he's Frank Sinatra or Julio Iglesias. I won't post it on here as I think the mere mention of it should gain agreement with me.

[Original202]

I almost threw my telly out of the window last night after seeing the new Fosters advert with the two stereotypically annoying Australian blokes on the end of the phone:

 

"Er, hi it's Ben from Southampton"

 

"BENNO!"

 

And then there's the usual beer advert strapline which they hope all the young lads will start using when they're out: good call.

 

"Hey, lets go get a kebab!"

 

Everyone: "GOOD CALL!"

 

Knobs the lot of them.

[Trumo]

"Let me make something perfectly clear. WE are injury lawyers for YOU."

 

Did somebody confuse you with the binman or something? Twat.

[Duff Man]

That Pringles one with Crouch is some seriously cringey shit.

[RJ Fan club]

That Barclays one with the spinning cash and the 'cheeky transfer' annoys the shit out of me. Stange thing is, the bird is not that nice, but I wanna smash the backend out of it.

[dirty_sanchez]

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Like we buy any car this is aimed squarely at chav morons.

 

I don't think it is. If you look at the series of adverts that they've done, it's just a massive Flight Of The Conchords rip off.

[William_Ulsterman]

Oh! Is that a knock on the door?

 

would you eat a fish supper?

 

i thought that was a cracker

[Hooch]

I hate those Natwest ones with the face to face meetings between "customers" and amazingly friendly and helpful Natwest staff.

 

Stereotypical family: "Yeah, we're trying to save up for that special family holiday away"

 

Bank clerk chuckles and makes some typical quip to show she completely understands their situation. "Us families eh, we just want to have a nice holiday for our nice family and that, I'm just like you!"

 

 

Basically, look at us, our clerks are dead normal and down to Earth etc. Fuck off.

[Original202]

Yea, them Natwest ones are fucking horrible. Far too smug and overly nice.

 

TwatWest.

[Redder Lurtz]

"At least you have a nice car. At least you have a nice daughter."

 

FUCK OFF