Which dickhead would you bum?

[Remmie]

Paris Hilton? Jordan? Yennifer Lopay?

[Section_31]

Paris Hilton without doubt, it's that glint in her eye. Jordan disgusts me.

[JagSquared]

all three at the same time, is surley the correct answer?

 

mind you I fucking hate the lot of them.

[theghost]

Where's the poll?

[Remmie]

Do a poll if you like I was just looking for varied replies not a choice out of those three

[theghost]

I don't, I was just being a cunt for the sake of it.

[Remmie]

I don't, I was just being a cunt for the sake of it.

A fine GF tradition.

[Duff Man]

Bumming's well gay

[Bob]

i would suggest lily allen, but i'm not sure if i actually think she is a dickhead.

[Dr.Filth]

Hilton. Jordan's plastic and Lopay's gigantic arse would be too intimidating to tackle.

[mattyq]

Mmm, Lilly Allen would get a choice bumming, the filthy minx

[Remmie]

Hilton. Jordan's plastic and Lopay's gigantic arse would be too intimidating to tackle.

It's not a choice between the three you can bang any twat you want

[theghost]

A fine GF tradition.

 

I learned from the best, herr springmeister

 

 

This has been a glorious asskissing, brought to you by TheGhost.

[mattyq]

It's not a choice between the three you can bang any twat you want

 

In that case i'd go for the 3 Coors with the drummer bearing the honour of the money shot

[Newport]

J.Lo. Nice arse, nice face. Good enough for me.

[rb14]

Does Stevie G count?

[sh#t waffle]

Lohan.

[Remmie]

Does Stevie G count?

I don't know it depends on the following:

 

1) Do you consider him to be a dickhead?

2) Do you want to bum him dead hard?

 

If the answer to both those questions is yes then I suppose it does count.

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

Lohan.

 

Me n'all, in fact I like her as a drugged up skank, I bet she's filthy with less morals than an alley cat. She looked all cutesy wootesy in Bobby...you just would.

 

The last on the list would be Jordan, what a fuck faced cunt she is.

[rb14]

1. Yeah he is a bit.

2. If I was going to bum a dickhead, he'd be high on my list.

 

TBH bumming's not really my thang. And definitely not really hard. I was struggling to think of dickheads though. Thought of Julian Clary, but he's not a dickhead really.

 

I'd appreciate recommendations?

[Alan Sex]

I'd have to agree with the Lohan vote - and get in there first.

[Remmie]

1. Yeah he is a bit.

2. If I was going to bum a dickhead, he'd be high on my list.

 

TBH bumming's not really my thang. And definitely not really hard. I was struggling to think of dickheads though. Thought of Julian Clary, but he's not a dickhead really.

 

I'd appreciate recommendations?

Plastic Ronaldo?

[Remmie]

What do we mean by dickhead?

 

Lily Allen's about the nearest so far. But she's not quite a dickhead. And not quite bummable.

 

Remmie's three suggestions need all their orifices sealing, not filling.

Lily Allen is an odious bint and looks like a second rate mannequin. Plus I find her chain smoking a complete turn off

[rb14]

Have to be honest here. I DID think of Plastic Ronaldo. I couldn't. I just couldn't. No really, I couldn't.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hmmmmmmm.

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

I wish Brooke Shields qualified as a dickhead, I'd love to splosh me love Dulux all over her gish.