Which dickhead would you bum?

[Remmie]

I wish Brooke Shields qualified as a dickhead, I'd love to splosh me love Dulux all over her gish.

What's a gish? I like it.

[madstock]

TBH bumming's not really my thang. I'd appreciate recommendations?

 

A damned good rimming never did anyone any harm, and is the healthy alternative, particularly if it involves low-fat yoghurt.

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

A damned good rimming never did anyone any harm, and is the healthy alternative, particularly if it involves low-fat yoghurt.

 

I worry about you Mongstock.

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

What's a gish? I like it.

 

Tis vernacular for face, Remmstein.

[ted tucker]

Vanessa Feltz and i would give her a dig in the kidneys at the same time. The fat fuck.

[Alan Sex]

Vanessa Feltz and i would give her a dig in the kidneys at the same time. The fat fuck.

 

 

Here you go then.

[ted tucker]

 

Here you go then.

 

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!! and i bet the pig smells better.

[Kopite]

I wish Brooke Shields qualified as a dickhead, I'd love to splosh me love Dulux all over her gish.

 

If that means what I think it means then you sir are the greatest person ever.

 

Does Gemma "Jellies" Atkinson qualify?

 

I'd love to fire my patented "population paste" all over her magnificent mam's.

[Kopite]

The pig's body will be less hairy.

 

And you'd have a more intelligent conversation with our porcine cousin.

[7dalglish]

Paris once, Jordan the same and a little more for Lopez. My reasoning is that they're all very fuckable but extremely annoying. If it was more than once for Paris or Jordan it would mean there was some conversation which would make wood impossible.

[ted tucker]

 

Miss Feltz - with an arse like that how could you resist

[Thants]

I don't know who the 3rd one is so she'll do but then again if it's got a backbone I'll do it.

[Kopite]

 

Miss Feltz - with an arse like that how could you resist

 

That reminds me. Must paint the garage doors.

[Section_31]

 

Miss Feltz - with an arse like that how could you resist

 

Hey!

What's wrong with yoo-oooo

You're looking kinda brown to me-ee

Things ain't gettin fatter...

Listen to what I sa-ay

 

Got-to turn arou-ound

Got-to turn arou-ound

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

If that means what I think it means then you sir are the greatest person ever.

 

Does Gemma "Jellies" Atkinson qualify?

 

I'd love to fire my patented "population paste" all over her magnificent mam's.

 

Indeed it does Col.

 

If Gemma's jellies are all her own, then she would get it until her teeth itched.

[ted tucker]

 

Well, would yer ?

[Kopite]

Indeed it does Col.

 

If Gemma's jellies are all her own, then she would get it until her teeth itched.

 

I know they aren't real, but who cares!!!

[Kopite]

 

Well, would yer ?

 

Andy Johnson's had a haircut I see.

[Alan Sex]

 

Miss Feltz - with an arse like that how could you resist

 

that one wouldn't post for me - my computer was telling me something.

 

You could get right up to your hips in that.

[ted tucker]

that one wouldn't post for me - my computer was telling me something. QUOTE]

 

Mine is widescreen maybe that's why you had problems.

[ATXRED]

Amy Fucking Winehouse. She needs the protein.

[Anny Road]

What is it with this recent fascination with sticking your manhood in in the poop shoot. When I was a young single man chasing fanny around the clubs of Liverpool. Fanny was the object. If on a first date a bird had wanted me to take her up the shitter I probably would have gone along 'suitable cloaked' but thought she was a dirty slut and never bothered again.

 

Brown wings 'which I possess' should be earned and not a given.

You are more likely to catch a disease (or gayness) by repeated arse action.

As you were.

[Christian]

I would bum Paris Hilton and wee on her breasts.

Do I win a prize?

And Jordan and Jodie Marsh and anyone else.

[Stu Monty]

Probably that racist Scouser of Big Brother. Danielle something? She's pretty tasty.

[Paul]

I wish Brooke Shields qualified as a dickhead, I'd love to splosh me love Dulux all over her gish.

 

Very good. Much chuckling ensuing, chez me right now.