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Songs you shouldn't like


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Take Thats new one shine

 

 

 

 

Ill get my coat

 

Me too. Quite liked their last one as well. Which reminds of a little story. I'd been out on the lash all day with my chum, and when we got back to his house at aboots 3:30 am we carried on drinking. The only thing left in his house was a big bottle of Ouzo, so we piled into that. At some stage I lost consciousness and woke up at about midday with his bird standing over me bawling her head off. The room reeked of vomit and as I looked round the room I located the source.

 

At some point in the night my mate must have felt a bit queasy and was now laying face up in a pile of his own vomit. It was all over his hair and face and also their brand new carpet. Amazingly the bastard was still asleep so I gave him a kick so he'd wake up and shut his whinging bird up. He opened his eyes and ears to a barrage of abuse from his missus and was told if he didn't clear up this 'bloody mess immediately' she'd be out of the house in hours. He scratched his sticky head and farted. Then looked her in the eye and crooned: "Bex babe.......... just have a little.... patience........"

 

She didn't, he now lives with his mum.

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:D I fuckin love these cheeky little AD snippets hidden amongst the GF. Keep up the good work fellas.

 

Possibly the best Gob scene:

 

Gob's Wife: I'm in love with your brother-in-law.

Gob: You're in love with your own brother? The one in the army?

Gob's Wife: No, your sister's husband.

Gob: Michael? Michael!

Gob's Wife: No, that's your sister's brother.

Gob: No, I'm my sister's brother. You're in love with me - me.

Gob's Wife: I'm in love with Tobias.

Gob: My brother-in-law?

Gob's Wife: I know it can never be, so I'm leaving. I'm enlisting in the army.

Gob: To be with your brother ..

Gob's Wife: No!

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:D I fuckin love these cheeky little AD snippets hidden amongst the GF. Keep up the good work fellas.

 

Possibly the best Gob scene:

 

Gob's Wife: I'm in love with your brother-in-law.

Gob: You're in love with your own brother? The one in the army?

Gob's Wife: No, your sister's husband.

Gob: Michael? Michael!

Gob's Wife: No, that's your sister's brother.

Gob: No, I'm my sister's brother. You're in love with me - me.

Gob's Wife: I'm in love with Tobias.

Gob: My brother-in-law?

Gob's Wife: I know it can never be, so I'm leaving. I'm enlisting in the army.

Gob: To be with your brother ..

Gob's Wife: No!

 

 

What is that from?

 

seeing as my ace hungarian rap thread is being ignored, I will post it on here

 

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What is that from?

 

seeing as my ace hungarian rap thread is being ignored, I will post it on here

 

 

Its from Arrested Development Jim, which is as close to perfection as US comedy can ever get I reckon. If you haven't watched it, get series 1. Then you'll be hooked...

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Its from Arrested Development Jim, which is as close to perfection as US comedy can ever get I reckon. If you haven't watched it, get series 1. Then you'll be hooked...

 

I will do exactly that. Thanks for the tip.

 

Now watch my fucking hungarian rap film.

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