Monarchy

[lifetime fan]

1 hour ago, Kepler-186 said:

Even Saturday Kitchen’s unwatchable tomorrow. 

Negged. 
 

It’s been unwatchable ever since that cunt Matt Tebbutt has been on it. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, Curly said:

Either way - I won’t be watching any of it tomorrow - got a jungle of grass I need to smoke 

Yeah, that does sound like a better option.

[lifetime fan]

15 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Negged. 
 

It’s been unwatchable ever since that cunt Matt Tebbutt has been on it. 

Not sure what the fuck happened with the text then? 
 

Apple must want to highlight what a cunt he is. 

[Kepler-186]

17 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Negged. 
 

It’s been unwatchable ever since that cunt Matt Tebbutt has been on it. 

 

Was he a direct replacement for God’s Own Yorkshireman James Martin? Or did they go through the UK chef scene to then settle on Tebbutt? 
 

Worrall Thompson must be due a comeback! 
 

 

 

 

 

[lifetime fan]

2 minutes ago, Kepler-186 said:

 

Was he a direct replacement for God’s Own Yorkshireman James Martin? Or did they go through the UK chef scene to then settle on Tebbutt? 
 

Worrall Thompson must be due a comeback! 
 

 

 

 

 

He was the direct replacement. 
 

Worrall Thompson was before from memory and fucked himself over about a come back by being a shop lifting cunt. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

[Kepler-186]

23 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

He was the direct replacement. 
 

Worrall Thompson was before from memory and fucked himself over about a come back by being a shop lifting cunt. 

Ha ha yeah I remember now. Should get him and Madley to do a road trip show where they case easy shoplifting opportunities. Start regional UK then series 2 international. 

[lifetime fan]

6 minutes ago, Kepler-186 said:

Ha ha yeah I remember now. Should get him and Madley to do a road trip show where they case easy shoplifting opportunities. Start regional UK then series 2 international. 

The best bit about it was the security guard who recognised Worrall Thompson and didn’t grab him the first time. 
 

He made sure the CCTV watched him stealing time and time again on multiple visits. 
 

Dwarf, gnome cunt. 

[Gnasher]

Letter in the Guardian.

 

[A Red]

The Mrs is all excited 

 

 

[Section_31]

Amazing what a sucker punch they've managed to slip in making Parker Bowles "queen" not queen consort. Like the cunts haven't been planning it for years. 

[Guest]

Say it, robots.

 

 ‘I swear that I will pay true allegiance to Your Majesty, and to your heirs and successors according to law. So help me God.‘

[VladimirIlyich]

1 minute ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Say it, robots.

 

 ‘I swear that I will pay true allegiance to Your Majesty, and to your heirs and successors according to law. So help me God.‘

'According to Law?'

I thought they had no powers and were purely figureheads? You know,tourist revenue?

[Anubis]

 

Доброе утро, товарищи.

 

Пора ставить гильотины и тащить роялистских свиней на произвол судьбы.

 

Солидарность!

 

 

[Anubis]

Think I just tripped some alarms at GCHQ! Ha ha ha.

[Guest]

35 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

'According to Law?'

I thought they had no powers and were purely figureheads? You know,tourist revenue?

Ever seen Crimson Tide? Gene Hackman says "We're here to preserve democracy, not practice it." That's King Charles, that is.

 

You're welcome.

[John102]

My oldest has been indoctrinated at nursery and is all excited about the coronation. Wants to have a party and watch. Gonna ask him for his views on immigration and the welfare state before I get worried.

[Arniepie]

head of anti monarchy group arrested

[Guest]

Freedom of speech, so long as you say what we want.

[Baresi]

[Scooby Dudek]

Truly a free and fair democracy

 

BBC News - Anti-monarchy group chief arrested at Coronation protest

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-65507435

 

 

 

 

[tokyojoe]

1 hour ago, A Red said:

The Mrs is all excited 

 

 

Well you've got a big enough garden to bury her in.

[Vincent Vega]

2 minutes ago, Scooby Dudek said:

Truly a free and fair democracy

 

BBC News - Anti-monarchy group chief arrested at Coronation protest

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-65507435

 

 

 

 

Free country.

 

[Gnasher]

1 hour ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Say it, robots.

 

 ‘I swear that I will pay true allegiance to Your Majesty, and to your heirs and successors according to law. So help me God.‘

 

Swearing allegiance to Prince Andrew. Nice.

[Gnasher]

Looking down with Philip.