Everton (H) - Sat 21st Oct 2023 (12:30pm)

[Reckoner]

2 hours ago, an tha said:

David Coote on VAR for this.

 

Wasn't he on it when that little armed prick nailed VVD and they went back about 25 'phases' of play to disallow our winner at the death.

 

PGMOL turning the screw!

Ah yes when human error saw the countries top officials forget what the rules were. What an incredible coincidence.

[Mook]

8 hours ago, an tha said:

This 'The Ev' thing is really shite IMO.

 

It's the shite, blueshite or the bitters.

 

This 'The Ev' lark needs binning.

 

Does my fucking head in.

 

I thought people calling Spurs 'Spuds' wound me up but this is a new level.

[an tha]

1 minute ago, Mook said:

 

Does my fucking head in.

 

I thought people calling Spurs 'Spuds' wound me up but this is a new level.

Braces for flood of 'The Ev' references but yeah agree totally - it is really, really shite and yeah does my head in.

 

I just don't get it - it comes over to me as the sort of shite 'bantz' shit small town club fans would use.

[3 Stacks]

The Ev could easily get a result here.

 

If I was to do a little prob breakdown like those shit ones they show on screen during games that no one has any idea how they come up with, I'd say we have 50% chance of winning, 35% chance of a draw and 15% chance of losing.

[an tha]

7 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

The Ev could easily get a result here.

 

If I was to do a little prob breakdown like those shit ones they show on screen during games that no one has any idea how they come up with, I'd say we have 50% chance of winning, 35% chance of a draw and 15% chance of losing.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Let's be honest we are going to play wank and most the comments in the first half will be "we need to wake the fuck up"

[Fowlers God]

we have only lost 6 times with Pawson as Ref. 

 

Just for once can football be the attention and not those twats in black. 

[Bob]

4 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Let's be honest we are going to play wank and most the comments in the first half will be "we need to wake the fuck up"

Along with “we’re lucky they’re shite”

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

On 17/10/2023 at 11:56, an tha said:

This 'The Ev' thing is really shite IMO.

 

It's the shite, blueshite or the bitters.

 

This 'The Ev' lark needs binning.

I have never heard anyone say it in person. 

[Scooby Dudek]

1 minute ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

I have nEV heard anyone say it in person. 

Fixed

[bizzle10]

4 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Let's be honest we are going to play wank and most the comments in the first half will be "we need to wake the fuck up"

its inevitable we will look like we just met and some Everton grock will score 1st goal

[s(k)aturation]

 

Are we Hamas, or are "the Ev"?

[Harry Squatter]

Best one was the 4-0 win as it was a piece of piss even after that bellend funes Mori stamped on Origi. We should have won about 8-0 but we took our foot off the gas and just treated it like a training game. 

 

Next day i was in work and I went to a meeting and our department boss just went off into a massive rant about it being the most embarrassing game he's ever watched as an Evertonian. He was expecting me to say something as he knew I went but I just sat there smirking and trying not to burst out laughing like that Thierry Henry gif. 

 

 

[Razoray]

2 hours ago, Fowlers God said:

we have only lost 6 times with Pawson as Ref. 

 

Just for once can football be the attention and not those twats in black. 

30 games in the league - won 21, drew 5, lost 4. We have received 37 yellow cards and no reds in those 30 games. We have got only 11 yellows in the last 11 games. On the face if it, that looks ok to me. 

 

[ZonkoVille77]

I forgot all about this. 

 

We're fuckin shite. 

[Fallen Angel]

Just get them beat - a humiliation would be nice but a controlled 2 - 0 will work just fine

[bossy]

I don’t care how we play, although I’ll obviously complain if we are shit, as long as we win. Up the Mighty Reds.

[Creator Supreme]

6 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Let's be honest we are going to play wank and most the comments in the first half will be "we need to wake the fuck up"

I'm going for the first "FFS" on here to be within 30 seconds of the kick off.

[Mathewbet1]

Is Jota available?

[Pidge]

Sure he is, two yellows is usually a one game deal unless you call the ref a fanny or something like that.

[BeefStroganoff]

Ill be honest im quickly losing my passion for this season, but ironically not because of our owners or performances. Im sick to the gut at the perceived corruption going on, and im nearly out.

[Poor Scouser T]

I don't care if I work or sleep through this. And its the fucking derby. Its all just a bit shit.

[Bruce Spanner]

We're going to fucking hoof 'em.

[Red74]

Don’t know how true this is after the last few days but I’ve been sent it a couple of times today on WhatsApp. 
 

[Scott_M]

On 17/10/2023 at 07:47, Scott_M said:

After Wolves last time, apart from Alisson, I doubt the South Americans start.

 

With Jones suspended, I reckon midfield is Szoboszlai, Gravenberch & Elliott - Gravenberch to play 6. 
 

Assuming he’s fit again, Gakpo to join Salah & Jota up front. 

Reading about his performance, goal and assist last night, I think Nunez is coming to the boil.
 

I think we should say to him “No matter what, you’re starting the next 6 games” and see what happens.