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1 hour ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Translation please.

Handegg = Gridiron/Yankee doodle football

Bets = Bets

3 Nzone goals punt return touchupdowns = 3 Touchdowns

 

The quarterback guy was called Hurts, he scored 3 touchdowns and I made a criminally bad pun.

 

I bet you are delighted you asked.

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28 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Handegg = Gridiron/Yankee doodle football

Bets = Bets

3 Nzone goals punt return touchupdowns = 3 Touchdowns

 

The quarterback guy was called Hurts, he scored 3 touchdowns and I made a criminally bad pun.

 

I bet you are delighted you asked.

A little pun never hurts anyone.

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30 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Handegg = Gridiron/Yankee doodle football

Bets = Bets

3 Nzone goals punt return touchupdowns = 3 Touchdowns

 

The quarterback guy was called Hurts, he scored 3 touchdowns and I made a criminally bad pun.

 

I bet you are delighted you asked.

Were there 5 bets that were won or was this part of the pun?

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7 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Were there 5 bets that were won or was this part of the pun?

No I genuinely won 5 bets. 

 

- At least 2 touchdowns each

- More then 3 touchdowns in total in each half

- Hurts to score 3 touchdowns (not quite as amazing a prediction as it may sound; he'd already scored 2 when I placed the bet).

- Chiefs to win (losing at point of bet) with William Hill

- Chiefs to win (losing at point of bet) with Betfair

 

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12 minutes ago, Remmie said:

No I genuinely won 5 bets. 

 

- At least 2 touchdowns each

- More then 3 touchdowns in total in each half

- Hurts to score 3 touchdowns (not quite as amazing a prediction as it may sound; he'd already scored 2 when I placed the bet).

- Chiefs to win (losing at point of bet) with William Hill

- Chiefs to win (losing at point of bet) with Betfair

 

That's a doozy!

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9 hours ago, Special K said:

How fucking weird is this? Massive military presence (soldiers everywhere, flyovers), players crying at the national anthem. It just all makes me feel uncomfortable

 

Edit 9/11 now!

The other year that had fighter jets fly over the stadium while some singer sung the national anthem in some Whitney Houston/X Factor style. 

 

Then the live cam beamed to loads of military bases around the world with everyone with their hands on their chests singinging along. 

 

America!!!!!

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1 hour ago, Harry Squatter said:

The other year that had fighter jets fly over the stadium while some singer sung the national anthem in some Whitney Houston/X Factor style. 

 

Then the live cam beamed to loads of military bases around the world with everyone with their hands on their chests singinging along. 

 

America!!!!!


The one time that American ‘friendly fire’ would have been welcomed.

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4 hours ago, Remmie said:

Handegg = Gridiron/Yankee doodle football

Bets = Bets

3 Nzone goals punt return touchupdowns = 3 Touchdowns

 

The quarterback guy was called Hurts, he scored 3 touchdowns and I made a criminally bad pun.

 

I bet you are delighted you asked.

Zzzzz! Sorry,I thought you said something interesting.

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