TV and film characters who were probably Evertonians.

[Harry Squatter]

Jack Nicholson's character in the Departed, Frank Costello would be a moderator on GOT. 

 

"I'M GONNA ASK YOU, ARE YOU A FUCKIN KOPITE???????"

 

 

[Stouffer]

Just now, Section_31 said:

The clever Gremlin.

 

"Nil satis nisi optimum. Not only the motto of the mighty blues, but also Loughborough University. Speaking as someone who attended the university of life, I understand why my allegiances may serve to sow some confusion. After some introspection I can only conclude that under the superficial veneer of intelligence and respectability, I am, beneath all of this and on a base level - still an animal."

They certainly spent money like him.

 

"Buy, buy, bye bye".

 

[Strontium]

Fredo from The Godfather 

 

[cloggypop]

Jason Dixon in Three Billboards 

 

[Section_31]

Uncle Junior.

 

"Liverpool had just signed this black kid from Watford, he was strong as bull, and fast, but there was no way my old man would let me support a team like that. I came home one day and he'd bought me a fake Everton shirt from Garston market. I never wore it, but occasionally he'd wipe his mouth with it when he'd salivate.

 

So you're going to a champions league final? Nice. I never went."

 

[Shitty Arse]

 

Mori off Goodfellas.

 

”Where’s my (Arteta) money Jimmy?”

[Poor Scouser T]

[Fugitive]

Trevor Jordache

 

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

[VladimirIlyich]

3 hours ago, Dave D said:

Nah. He's got a black mate.

[manwiththestick]

"So I'm on the bus into town and there's this massive Norwegian guy in full LFC kit sat there with a map looking for Anfield, next thing his phone rings to the tune of  YNWA so I walk over and tell him he's on the wrong bus and he should get off at the next shop before I knock him the fuck out. He nearly starts crying but gets off at the next stop and all the other blues on the bus stand up and applaud me. I sit back down on the back seat and some tidy bird comes over, clearly with a massive wide on and she's well impressed with how i dealt with that daytripper and starts noshing me off right there. When she's finished she tells me she's a model for Ann Summers and gets loads of free sex clothes and toys and asks for my number and says I should come to hers later and give her a proper seeing to but I tell her I'm not looking for anything serious and get off at the next stop leaving her there gagging for it"

 

 

[Harry Squatter]

27 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

The clever Gremlin.

 

"Nil satis nisi optimum. Not only the motto of the mighty blues, but also Loughborough University. Speaking as someone who attended the university of life, I understand why my allegiances may serve to sow some confusion. After some introspection I can only conclude that under the superficial veneer of intelligence and respectability, I am, beneath all of this and on a base level - still an animal."

Thats what the Esk sounds like on Twitter. 

[Jurgens Red Army]

[deiseach]

Tobias Fünke, the first analrapist in de wehrld.

 

[an tha]

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

The McPoyles

[Creator Supreme]

Some harsh calls on here, but also some excellent ones. Brilliant thread.

[Harry Squatter]

Joss Ackland's character in Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. He would create evil robots of Dalgish and Rush to go back in time to make sure the Everton board paid the rent. 

[Harry Squatter]

13 minutes ago, an tha said:

MO!!! 

[Strontium]

 

Colin Hunt from the Fast Show

[Harry Squatter]

Jimmy Corkhill. Always fucks everything up, comes up with bizarre moneymaking schemes, brags about them and always falls flat on his face. Thinks the world is against him, makes up nonsense conspiracy theories and the last time he did anything of note was around 1995. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

David Moyes

 

[ZonkoVille77]

This cunt from the Book of Boba Fett.

 

 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Mr. Benn. 
 

But, instead of a different outfit inspired adventure every week, it’s a different football shirt of whoever Liverpool are playing in a final/important match inspired adventure so that he can escape the depressing mundanity of supporting Everton. 

[gkmacca]

Albert Tatlock

 

...If...If...If it hadn't been for that lot across the park, like - hic - we'd have conquered the world, like...

 

Time for you to go home, now, Mr Tatlock.

 

...No, no, no - hic - I'm just sayin, like, y'know, I'm just saying, like, we-we would've won everything, like, y'know...if it hadn't been for, y'know, that lot...Hic...