TV and film characters who were probably Evertonians.

[Section_31]

Sarah Connor.

 

"So you admit it Sarah, the Liverpool team aren't all registered asthmatics and Jan Molby didn't invent VAR?"

 

"No Dr Silberman. I mean why would they?"

 

 

[Wezza]

You’re going to need a bigger boat for Bramley Moore Dock

[Harry Squatter]

11 hours ago, Nelly-Matip said:

Mr. Benn. 
 

But, instead of a different outfit inspired adventure every week, it’s a different football shirt of whoever Liverpool are playing in a final/important match inspired adventure so that he can escape the depressing mundanity of supporting Everton. 

"As if by magic, the shopkeeper appeared and gave Mr Benn a Spurs shirt just in time for him to have a party when Tottenham win the cup"

[Harry Squatter]

Brad Wesley in Roadhouse.

 

"Dalton, what would you say if I asked you to fuck the redshite off and come to work for me at the School of Science?. When I came to this town there was nothing, just an empty field and we were the senior club in the city. He'll, JC Penny is coming here because of me"

[AngryOfTuebrook]

There's a whole parochial house full of them.

 

 

[Kevin D]

11 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Thorne from Game of Thrones.

I can’t see Thorne liking football or any other communal activity that could be construed as fun. He’s more likely to turn up at the pub during big matches and ask them to turn it off.

[Dave D]

12 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

Brad Wesley in Roadhouse.

 

"Dalton, what would you say if I asked you to fuck the redshite off and come to work for me at the School of Science?. When I came to this town there was nothing, just an empty field and we were the senior club in the city. He'll, JC Penny is coming here because of me"

Beat me to it!

[Dave D]

[Creator Supreme]

6 minutes ago, Dave D said:

What's Jo Whiley got to do with this?

[Tony Moanero]

12 hours ago, Nelly-Matip said:

Mr. Benn. 
 

But, instead of a different outfit inspired adventure every week, it’s a different football shirt of whoever Liverpool are playing in a final/important match inspired adventure so that he can escape the depressing mundanity of supporting Everton. 

Negged. Mr. Benn is boss, you bastard. He wouldn’t support them.

[Section_31]

"We don't care what the redshite say, what - the fuck - do we care?"

 

[Dave D]

Gisburne!!

 

[gkmacca]

Duane from Annie Hall

 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

13 hours ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

This cunt from the Book of Boba Fett.

 

 

 

Why's he holding a Clark's foot measurer?

[gkmacca]

Danny from Withnail and I

 

 

..."If I medicined you, you'd be writing all your protest banners like they were quotes from Pam Ayres". And so I did. And he did. Very, very, foolish person, he was. Believe me man. I'm an insider, me, but on the outside. For reasons I cannot go into, we've moved on another manager. Why? Because he displeased us. This doesn't go down at all well. Can I buy a small amount of food off you, man?

[UnwelcomeinPeru]

Lower Gwladys

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

Negged. Mr. Benn is boss, you bastard. He wouldn’t support them.

He would. He eats custard creams while watching them too. 

[gkmacca]

Colm from The Banshees of Inisherin

 

Every time the redshite achieve any success, I'm gonna cut one of me fingers off and throw it over the Shankly Gates. That'll show 'em! And then, once I've cut all me fingers off, I'll just give 'em the finger!

[Harry Squatter]

Frank TJ Mackie. Tom Cruise's character in Magnolia. Spends most of the film spouting made up nonsense to his gullible paying followers that even ugly fat men can pull the likes of Margot Robbie or Salma Hayek in the street after talking to them for 10 seconds. Also hates his Dad, probably because he got shoved into an Everton kit after 2 minutes of being born.

 

Gets interviewed by a female reporter who hits him with a load of facts and he loses the plot at her, then sulks and looks the other way muttering his spiel to himself. 

 

"Fuckin bitch, I'll get you in a headlock, the redshite furloughed their staff and killed everyone on the Man City bus. 1=20, Kopites are gobshites, they all fly in from fucking Norway".  

[cloggypop]

Buxton out of Dougal & The Blue Cat

 

[Dave D]

Grumpy Smurf

 

[cloggypop]

Marvin the paranoid android

 

[Jurgens Red Army]

[Section_31]

Henry Hill.

 

"Van Dijk is down. Some say he's out for three months, others say six months, some people say over a year!" 

 

[an tha]