CELEBRITY SEX PESTS

[VladimirIlyich]

On 24/09/2023 at 13:21, Bjornebye said:

The cunt had Keeley Hazell living in his house and he's goosing his sister?

 

 

 

Keeley Hazell has gone a bit rough nowadays.

[lifetime fan]

Wasn’t it already in the public domain Keith Lemon was giving his ex a back hander on a regular occasion if she spoke to other blokes and would also ‘insist on shagging when she didn’t want to’? 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Jason Derulo

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-67026450

 

he allegedly told her she would be required to partake in a sex ritual called "goat skin and fish scales" - which involved sacrificing a goat and taking cocaine. 

[Section_31]

Sounds like a cracking night out that.

[Bjornebye]

I've heard of pull a pig but skin a goat? Progression I suppose. 

[Anubis]

5 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Sounds like a cracking night out that.

 

Just a normal one in LA…

 

 

 

[Elite]

Why is it always goats that get sacrificed? They are funny as fuck yet are always first in the queue to get offered up to some Imaginary deity.

 

I hope Derulo gets sacrificed by way of goat horn to the larynx.

[cloggypop]

Never heard of the cunt

[Captain Willard]

The Jimmy Saville documentary/drama with Steve coogan has got off to a promising start. His impersonation is very good. 

[YorkshireRed]

11 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

The Jimmy Saville documentary/drama with Steve coogan has got off to a promising start. His impersonation is very good. 

Simultaneously we had the Ripper on ITV and Saville on the BBC.

 

I’m surprised there wasn’t a documentary on the womanising ways of Joe Sugden on one of the other channels. 

 

It wasn’t all serial killing and sexual deviance in these parts back in the day, despite what the mainstream media would have you believe. 

[Captain Turdseye]

They’re all blogging now, the dirty bastards. 

[Captain Willard]

2 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Simultaneously we had the Ripper on ITV and Saville on the BBC.

 

I’m surprised there wasn’t a documentary on the womanising ways of Joe Sugden on one of the other channels. 

 

It wasn’t all serial killing and sexual deviance in these parts back in the day, despite what the mainstream media would have you believe. 

That little 3 letter word “all” is doing a lot of heavy lifting in this sentence. 

[VladimirIlyich]

On 17/09/2023 at 10:25, AngryOfTuebrook said:

 

And what about Daisy? What has she been up to? I would already know if she hadn't let her privets become overgrown!

[Bjornebye]

13 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

And what about Daisy? What has she been up to? I would already know if she hadn't let her privets become overgrown!

 

You leave my Daisy out if it you. Pervert

 

 

[No2]

There is an Irish Celebrity in court at minute. He's unnamed, so no idea if his status will get him here, his crimes certainly will.

[cloggypop]

I'm hoping Bono but leaning more towards Daniel O'Donnell as he's obviously a massive danger. 

[Creator Supreme]

6 minutes ago, No2 said:

There is an Irish Celebrity in court at minute. He's unnamed, so no idea if his status will get him here, his crimes certainly will.

Brendan O'Carroll or Ryan Tubridy are my guesses.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I'd guess Conor McGregor. And I'd tell him that I think he's a SEX PEST right to his face. 

[cloggypop]

5 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Brendan O'Carroll or Ryan Tubridy are my guesses.

 

Never heard of the cunts

[cloggypop]

5 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

I'd guess Conor McGregor. And I'd tell him that I think he's a SEX PEST right to his face. 

 

He would shout at you, threaten you and then try and get you to buy overpriced bad blended whiskey. 

[Strontium]

12 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Brendan O'Carroll or Ryan Tubridy are my guesses.

 

Nope. My advice, don't bother guessing, it's not someone well known in the UK.

[No2]

He's in his 40s. Bono is in the clear, so is Brendan O'Carroll.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, No2 said:

He's in his 40s. Bono is in the clear, so is Brendan O'Carroll.

Brian McFadden 

[Creator Supreme]

6 minutes ago, No2 said:

He's in his 40s. Bono is in the clear, so is Brendan O'Carroll.

I think Tubridy is in his 50's so not him either and sadly not O'Donnell.

[No2]

17 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Brian McFadden 

I don't know the answer, he's a good shout.

 

Edit, it's not him, the girl was 16 when she met him and didn't know who he was so he's obviously not super famous or at least wasn't at the time.