Man City - the new bitters?

[Bob]

1 hour ago, George Costanza said:

 

Its also a really shit watch as well

Like his team.

[No2]

Guardiola was screaming at the team and giving mad instructions in the huddle before the shoot out. Must be still on the drugs. One or 2 his players look like they dabble too. Walker just back from a muscle injury and he's still sprinting full tilt after 120 minutes.

[Dapower]

14 minutes ago, No2 said:

Guardiola was screaming at the team and giving mad instructions in the huddle before the shoot out. Must be still on the drugs. One or 2 his players look like they dabble too. Walker just back from a muscle injury and he's still sprinting full tilt after 120 minutes.

All the viagra the dirty cunts taking 

[Section_31]

What's the score with the way he rolls spit around his mouth? Once it was pointed out to me I can't unsee it, the weird bastard.

[VladimirIlyich]

On 11/04/2024 at 07:46, Vincent Vega said:

Another off the books bonus payment?

 

The fact that somebody publicised it has added some more value to it too. I wouldn't know a Casio from a Cartier myself.

[Pete]

19 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

What's the score with the way he rolls spit around his mouth? Once it was pointed out to me I can't unsee it, the weird bastard.

He's a dirty bastard?

[redinblack]

8 hours ago, No2 said:

Guardiola was screaming at the team and giving mad instructions in the huddle before the shoot out. Must be still on the drugs. One or 2 his players look like they dabble too. Walker just back from a muscle injury and he's still sprinting full tilt after 120 minutes.

He gots a lot of practice at running. Allegedly.

[Tenfolder]

10 hours ago, No2 said:

Guardiola was screaming at the team and giving mad instructions in the huddle before the shoot out. Must be still on the drugs. One or 2 his players look like they dabble too. Walker just back from a muscle injury and he's still sprinting full tilt after 120 minutes.

 

This is what amazed me to, watched Walker sprint against a much younger lad(as in a decade younger) and outpace him to get the ball at one point late in to the match, my first thought was isnt Walker 33 years old, followed by wasn't he just crocked? Certainly must have an insanely good medical department over there.

[NoelM]

8 minutes ago, Tenfolder said:

 

This is what amazed me to, watched Walker sprint against a much younger lad(as in a decade younger) and outpace him to get the ball at one point late in to the match, my first thought was isnt Walker 33 years old, followed by wasn't he just crocked? Certainly must have an insanely good medical department over there.

 

[Mathewbet1]

Pepe has a history of juicing, woul’unt suprise me if his players were doing the same, anyway to cheat and all that

[Leyton388]

Habe I logged onto grand old team? Normally conspiracy theories about peds is on there. 

 

 

[Mathewbet1]

Walker has a lot of practice running between  one of his multiple families and away from angry husbands to be fair

[No2]

52 minutes ago, Leyton388 said:

Habe I logged onto grand old team? Normally conspiracy theories about peds is on there. 

 

 

Some times you look at things and think that's not normal.

 

Exhibit A, one of those teams makes more commercial revenue than the other. All above board of course.

 

Exhibit B, one of those teams has a coach convicted of doping.

 

Exhibit C, I'm sure it's totally unrelated to exhibit B, but one of those teams looks a million times stronger, faster and fresher. I'm sure history has tonnes of examples of 33 year olds coming back from hamstring injuries and playing 120 minutes in their first game back, against one of the quickest attackers in the world.

[Lurtz]

1 hour ago, Leyton388 said:

Habe I logged onto grand old team? Normally conspiracy theories about peds is on there. 

 

 

 

My thoughts exactly! 

[halewood pete]

1 hour ago, Mathewbet1 said:

Pepe has a history of juicing, woul’unt suprise me if his players were doing the same, anyway to cheat and all that

 

[halewood pete]

Is right Stan.

[TheHowieLama]

Walker is a physical specimen, always has been.

Whether he was injured is a different conversation.

[Smell The Glove]

7 hours ago, Section_31 said:

What's the score with the way he rolls spit around his mouth? Once it was pointed out to me I can't unsee it, the weird bastard.

It's a disgusting looking habit, he even does it when he's being interviewed at close quarters. He does it that much that I'm surprised it was pointed out to you.

[Shitty Arse]

Sick bald fuck. 

[Barrington Womble]

6 hours ago, Leyton388 said:

Habe I logged onto grand old team? Normally conspiracy theories about peds is on there. 

 

 

It's not really a conspiracy. Guardiola is a drugs cheat. His club are financial doping cheats. There's no reason to think he wouldn't cheat now, his club is. He did as a player. 

[Mathewbet1]

Lets be frank, that mutant troll , Haaland looks like he's been pumped full of horse steroids since a young age.

[stringvest]

4 hours ago, halewood pete said:

 

 

yeah, but look at the side effects...

[stringvest]

5 minutes ago, Mathewbet1 said:

Lets be frank, that mutant troll , Haaland looks like he's been pumped full of horse steroids since a young age.

 

He looks like he's fallen down a flight of stairs while wearing a live wasps nest as a balaclava.

[kemskem]

He had that same hairline and head of hair when he became Barcelona manager. It can’t have been good for his mental health…

[Trumo]

Didn't know it was a thing for the same ball needing to be used throughout the shootout. Modric wellying it into the crowd after missing his spot kick added a delay before Silva's, who actually had to go and fetch it when the crowd behind the goal eventually returned it. Did Modric act out of frustration or did he know what he was doing?