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[Nunavut Patrick]

Still buzzing.

 

[Raymond Duck]

17 minutes ago, Nunavut Patrick said:

Still buzzing.

 

I’ll bet you are, good on you.

[KMD7]

21 minutes ago, Nunavut Patrick said:

Still buzzing.

 

Bastard

[Dougie Do'ins]

43 minutes ago, Nunavut Patrick said:

Still buzzing.

 

Fugin rub it in why don't you!

[Mudface]

We should declare war on Canada to get our national treasure back.

[mattyq]

1 hour ago, Nunavut Patrick said:

Still buzzing.

 

Haha, what a treat

I'm sure, Glenn, you'll be a proud and honourable custodian to this important early 21st century artifact

[Strontium]

47 minutes ago, Mudface said:

We should declare war on Canada to get our national treasure back.

 

They're not even a real country. 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, mattyq said:

Haha, what a treat

I'm sure, Glenn, you'll be a proud and honourable custodian to this important early 21st century artifact

He lives within a 20 mile radius of 4 people, 7 bears and a family of fucking inuit dogs. It's not going to be seen by the wider world. What a waste. 

[Mudface]

13 minutes ago, Stront19m Dog™ said:

 

They're not even a real country. 

Western Wales, basically.

[Captain Turdseye]

It is to my eternal shame that I hadn’t managed to get this boxed up and in the air but I finally got it down to the post office this morning @Nunavut Patrick  

 

It’s packed between two sheets of cardboard, then a layer of bubble wrap, then put inside a bin bag and finally wrapped in brown paper. Copious amounts of packing tape are holding it all together and now we must all join hands and pray that it makes it across the Atlantic unscathed. 
 

Mentioned earlier that it’s still got some of the adhesive around the edges of the picture itself so please be careful when opening it mate. Both removing the tape and the layers of cardboard it’s stuck between.  
 

I have a tracking number here should the people of the GF want to see The Rock making the perilous journey to his final resting place in real time. 

[Dr Nowt]

A custodian to make us all proud.

[Captain Turdseye]

I don’t know what’s going on. Maybe she was on speed and was licking the diamonds before putting them on. 

 

 

If their customs fuck up our masterpiece I’m renouncing my Canadian citizenship. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

If you watch those fly-on-the-wall customs shows it's always the cheap tat that gets flagged for hiding narcotics. 

 

I reckon they've x-rayed the parcel, looked bemusedly at one another, and are now busy disassembling it like the car in The French Connection.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Any pics of this in pride of place in the Nunavut Museum of Fine Arts?

[Captain Turdseye]

1 hour ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Any pics of this in pride of place in the Nunavut Museum of Fine Arts?

I’m sure I’ve seen NP post a picture of it hanging on his wall elsewhere on the forum but I haven’t got the patience to find it. I remember this thread though…

 

 

[Anubis]

Ah, our darling Amy. Does she have any new internet businesses for us to fuck up?

[VladimirIlyich]

10 hours ago, Anubis said:

Ah, our darling Amy. Does she have any new internet businesses for us to fuck up?

Bail Bondswoman? 

[Captain Turdseye]

13 hours ago, Anubis said:

Ah, our darling Amy. Does she have any new internet businesses for us to fuck up?

I’m not following the local ‘buy & sell’ pages at the moment. I’ll rectify that situation and report back if there’s any progress.