Virgil Van Dijk

[Sputnik1]

Going by the outfit he wore the other day, I'd say he's gone fully 'the other way'

 

 

You mean he didn't go to Liverpool One and instead went to Primark. 

[Arl arse]

You mean he didn't go to Liverpool One and instead went to Primark.

 

Primark? More like Skid mark.

[Joe Strummer]

Moving along nicely now this. Clubs have been talking. Not close to an announcement,but very soon. Virgil Van Dijk number 4. #lfc #saintsfc

Who tweeted this shit.

[Anubis]

Probably Danny Murphy, as he reckons it's close to being done.

[Guest]

But he is still chasing a centre-back and a left-back and Murphy is hopeful the club can resurrect a deal for Southampton’s Virgil van Dijk.

 

“My understanding is that they are trying desperately hard to improve the squad and they are willing to put quite a few pounds behind that,” he told Sky Sports News HQ.

 

“I hope they get Van Dijk. I hope that happens because I think defensively is where they need to get better. They need a left-back of course.

 

“But you know, he is not a stupid man Klopp. He has seen now everything that he has got and what he needs.

 

“You can’t rush these things. You know as well as I know there are domino effects with transfers. It will start.

 

“Unfortunately because of the way the window is set up, which is nonsensical as far as I am concerned, you know things now will happen mid to late August. So there is plenty of time. I wouldn’t be worrying if I was a Liverpool fan.”

[TheHowieLama]

I wouldn’t be worrying if I was a Liverpool fan.

 

 

Uh, waiter Check please.- 

[magicrat]

Danny Murphy's punditry is fucking garbage . I find it hard to take him seriously when claiming he has the inside track on VVD,  Smacks of an attention seeking knob 

[Chip Butty]

If his punditry is anything to go by, we may as well call this a deal dead and be done with it. 

[Guest]

Danny Murphy's punditry is fucking garbage . I find it hard to take him seriously when claiming he has the inside track on VVD,  Smacks of an attention seeking knob 

Judging by the quotes I've posted above, I find it hard to believe he knoiws anything at all about Liverpool's transfer business, let alone specifics about a deal being done. "I hope they sign VVD". And I hope I win the lottery.

[Jim MM]

I'm glad them stupid horse puns didn't last furlong.

[G Richards]

I hope Murphy isn't foaling around. Van Dijk need a thorough medical though, just to make sure there are no eohippus problems.

[razor]

Liverpool have got to get their mane target if we're to rein in the teams above us.  This is no time to stall.  The increased Premier League revenues mean we won't be saddled with debt.

 

We've got to lay down a marker and get our rivals to stirrup and take notice.

[Bjornebye]

I've got the trots

[Captain Turdseye]

Liverpool have got to get their mane target if we're to rein in the teams above us. This is no time to stall. The increased Premier League revenues mean we won't be saddled with debt.

 

We've got to lay down a marker and get our rivals to stirrup and take notice.

Rein it in, will you.

[aRdja]

Horse

[setreal]

What are peoples opinion on him? Any gallop polls around?

[Josef Svejk]

What are peoples opinion on him? Any gallop polls around?

 

Neigh.

[Numero Veinticinco]

I like the player. He has the strength of Black Beauty, he's tall (about 12 hands high), and he's quick out the gate. Would love to sign him.

[A_S]

This thread is horse shit

[El Rojo]

I bet his BARK is worse than his bite. With his heading prowess he'll surely give us the LEAD in games. Our former player Kenny DOG LEASH is apparently a big fan. We looked tired last time out, so he'll be a real asset in the TAIL end of the season.

[Jose Jones]

I like the player. He has the strength of Black Beauty, he's tall (about 12 hands high), and he's quick out the gate. Would love to sign him.

Aye, he's Champion....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

... the Wonderhorse

[Thoth]

If we don't sign Van Djik Anfield will be like a Desert - Orchid certainly won't go he will be livid.

[setreal]

If we don't sign Van Djik Anfield will be like a Desert - Orchid certainly won't go he will be livid.

 

It will be Fury. Our DoF is doing a worse job than Mr. Ed Woodward for the Mancs. Even worse than his Secretariat. If this fails we'll be stuck with that Jolly Jumper Lovren. I guess hindsight is always Thirty/Thirty.

[Paco]

Just on my way back to Liverpool and this goes past

[Jose Jones]

He's the biggest bullshitter going Paco.

And van Dijk is with Southampton in Austria or something.