Things you wouldn't buy or do if you were a multi millionaire.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I've had a bit of a rethink about materialism.  As it's my birthday (and I've got this week's fridge magnet) I'm warming to the idea of getting loads of stuff for nothing.

[VladimirIlyich]

All doctors are trained in the UK? Who knew?

Through the NHS,yes.

[Bobby Hundreds]

I get a pain in the back of my neck.

[Rico1304]

Through the NHS,yes.

So, if the surgeon trained abroad your argument doesn't stand does it?

[Elite]

I'm an impulsive cunt, so would spend it on a lot of shit I don't need. I wouldn't give to charities as they are mostly businesses. I'd much prefer to give the cash directly to the people that needed it for operations, care or even to pay their bills.

[Spy Bee]

I wouldn't post on here any more. I would have an employee who would read it to me. They would have different voices and inflections for every different poster. I would then dictate my response and they would post it for me.

[stringvest]

I'd outsource going to the match to Xerxes and ask him to provide a written report in gold ink

[Rico1304]

I wouldn't post on here any more. I would have an employee who would read it to me. They would have different voices and inflections for every different poster. I would then dictate my response and they would post it for me.

Would Nigel Farage read mine?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Would Nigel Farage read mine?

Just to wind you up, he'd pay Louise from Sleeper to read Hades' posts.

[Rico1304]

Just to wind you up, he'd pay Louise from Sleeper to read Hades' posts.

Ha ha.

 

If she wasn't available Joe Pasqalle would do.

[Kloppite]

I wouldn't become a member of club Wembley.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I realised last night where the limit of my "class warrior" instincts is.

 

We drove into town for a meal, but we got caught in a load of traffic in Lime Street.  We needed to change lanes, but no bugger was letting us in.  One of the cars in our way was a big white Bentley.  I suggested to Mrs O'T that she should just drive straight into it; it'd be funny, because the cost of damage to the Bentley would be several times the value of our car.  She was trying to persuade me that it was a bad idea, because we'd end up having to pay for it anyway, when I spotted the number plate - CL02YNE.

 

That changes everything.  I am not about to do anything bad to Nathaniel Clyne or any of his team mates.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Well, maybe chimpy Moreno.)

[thegreatelephant]

Would happily pay to have a few people filled in or even killed.

get E* H**** D****

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I visited Sudley House last week. It confirmed that I really wouldn't want to live in a massive mansion.

 

It also confirmed that I really would want to live in one of the big houses with big front and rear gardens that you get in the posher parts of South Liverpool.

[Trumo]

(Well, maybe chimpy Moreno.)

 

His hoverboard is probably worth more than your car too.

[Kloppite]

I visited Sudley House last week. It confirmed that I really wouldn't want to live in a massive mansion.

 

It also confirmed that I really would want to live in one of the big houses with big front and rear gardens that you get in the posher parts of South Liverpool.

I wouldn't mind living in a big house but a newish one definitely not an old one like Sudley house. It's a few hundred years old but some of the big semis in Woolton and Allerton I would like to live in. As for really big houses I would want a relatively new build for things such as cinema room.

[Ne Moe Imya]

I don't think my life would change that much, I'm already doing what I love and definitely wouldn't move or change jobs.  

 

The difference would be the freedom that the money in the bank would bring.  I'd 100% fly to England for Liverpool games maybe 5 times/year.  Probably take a vacation or a break to somewhere warm in the middle of winter.  That's about it, other than the reduction of stress it would be to not have to worry about covering my mortgage or credit card bill or whatever at the end of every month.

[SasaS]

I don't think my life would change that much, I'm already doing what I love and definitely wouldn't move or change jobs.  

 

The difference would be the freedom that the money in the bank would bring.  I'd 100% fly to England for Liverpool games maybe 5 times/year.  Probably take a vacation or a break to somewhere warm in the middle of winter.  That's about it, other than the reduction of stress it would be to not have to worry about covering my mortgage or credit card bill or whatever at the end of every month.

 

 

Do you work as a scout for a modeling agency?

[Grinch]

I'd get great bands to play small venues & make it strictly over 21.   One for the things that makes you feel old thread is seeing jail bait right left and centre scantily clothed & I'm left thinking she's going have a dose tomorrow.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Do you work as a scout for a modeling agency?

He's an oil boy on a Hawaiian Tropic national bikini tour.

 

[Fowlers God]

I wouldn't buy copious amounts of Cocaine and hookers.

[lifetime fan]

I wouldn't buy copious amounts of Cocaine and hookers.

You don't deserve to be a millionaire.

[Champ]

I would go looking around for cheaper substitutes

[Chairman Meow]

Amphetamines and rent boys?

[setreal]

Mushrooms and plumbers.