Who do you want to win the tory leadership contest?

[Dr Nowt]

Slapped the cunt over 500 times since 22:47.

 

Therapeutic.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Slapped him a quick 100 times and then thought "Why am I wasting my mouse battery life on this cunt." 

[Cardie]

Just 100 hand slapped the fucker E.Honda style.

[Anubis]

"Ow, my rubbery face" being my favourite.

 

Is that game © B Johnson?

[Anubis]

And to seal off Boris' bad week, Khan has announced he'll be selling off his useless water cannons and putting the money into youth services.

[Paul]

One and a half billion slaps and counting. I've just gone past 500.

 

He's been slapped over a billion times more in just under eight hours. The people have spoken Michael...

[AngryOfTuebrook]

And to seal off Boris' bad week, Khan has announced he'll be selling off his useless water cannons and putting the money into youth services.

Excellent.

[RoboRiise]

And to seal off Boris' bad week, Khan has announced he'll be selling off his useless water cannons and putting the money into youth services.

 

Shame they never got approved for use, I'd have much rather he parked them outside the fire exit at that hotel Johnson gave his 'fuck this, I'm off' speech and pinned the cunt to the wall as he left.  That or just ran him over with them.

[VladimirIlyich]

I've not decided if it should be Jack Johnson, whose 3% titanium tax policy goes too far, or John Jackson whose 3% titanium tax policy doesn't go far enough.

Fuckin clones.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Teresa May looks like a corpse. Weekend at Bernies Job just to create this feeling of a new thatcher for the morally bankrupt to get behind.

[VladimirIlyich]

Makes no difference as they are all gigantic cunts and hate ordinary people. Just a choice over your method of execution and nothing more. Unless you are a multi millionaire and you are choosing which one of your puppets is going to make you richer.

[Neil G]

And to seal off Boris' bad week, Khan has announced he'll be selling off his useless water cannons and putting the money into youth services.

 

 

 

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!

[magicrat]

Makes no difference as they are all gigantic cunts and hate ordinary people. Just a choice over your method of execution and nothing more. Unless you are a multi millionaire and you are choosing which one of your puppets is going to make you richer.

It does make a difference actually. If Brexit goes ahead then May will have a slightly better chance of not getting arse raped by half of Europe,

Gove looks like an arse raped Thunderbirds puppet already and the other bird , name a escapes me , is a complete unknown seems to be in with a chance because she was heavily for Brexit ( what could go wrong there , bitch fight with Merkel maybe )  . Crabbe hate gays or something I heard and Fox just shows up at every election for a wheeze. 

[Lee909]

[lifetime fan]

 

 

 

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNT!!!!!!!!!!!

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[kalasoma]

Where is their conference taking place this year? In their Jersey headquarters, Haut dela Garene?

 

Brighton, perhaps.

[SammyAftershave]

Teresa May looks like a corpse. Weekend at Bernies Job just to create this feeling of a new thatcher for the morally bankrupt to get behind.

 

I was thinking more the result of The Joker fucking The Penguin.

[Red_or_Dead]

Someone has got Gove's official campaign name domain Gove2016 and has put that comic strip posted above on it:

 

www.gove2016.co.uk

[RoboRiise]

 

MArina Hyde said during the week that it would only be slightly surprising to discover Cthulhu was standing based on the general oddness of the week's news.  I think 600/1 is a bit long though, Hills could take a kicking there with a small swing away from the moderates.

[Anubis]

Andrea Leadsom says on Marr that she wouldn't rule out giving Farage a position as a government representative of some sort.

 

Add that to her Thatcher obsession and she instantly becomes the most dangerous person in that leadership race.

[Barrington Womble]

Andrea Leadsom says on Marr that she wouldn't rule out giving Farage a position as a government representative of some sort.

 

Add that to her Thatcher obsession and she instantly becomes the most dangerous person in that leadership race.

She was fucking awful on Marr though. He bullied her all over the place, the stuff with regards her tax returns was embarrassing. No fucking way on earth should she be negotiating anything on behalf of this county, she couldn't even maintain her position in a 5 minute fluff interview on a Sunday morning. That shite gove wasn't much better mind. I was loving Marr compare him to Frank Underwood and he just sat their and squirmed a little.

 

[kalasoma]

 Did anyone see there was a story by a journalist about Theresa May that the Telegraph published online, but then were forced to remove it (allegedly) by May's people? 

[Tony Moanero]

Bollocks to the lot of them.

[Sugar Ape]

Did anyone see there was a story by a journalist about Theresa May that the Telegraph published online, but then were forced to remove it (allegedly) by May's people?

Yeah it's here:

 

http://order-order.com/2016/07/02/read-full-article-pulled-telegraph-pressure-may-campaign/

[kalasoma]

Yeah it's here:

 

http://order-order.com/2016/07/02/read-full-article-pulled-telegraph-pressure-may-campaign/

 

Cheers. I won't have a say in who the Tories choose as their leader, but if memory serves, May is not a fan of protection of human rights policies, which is worrying.