Removing people from history

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Children fighting childish comments with childish retorts, I could never get sick of this place. 

[Captain Turdseye]

I hope you become disabled and are denied benefits.

That happened to me. It's really not that bad.

[Rico1304]

Children fighting childish comments with childish retorts, I could never get sick of this place.

 

Another with me on ignore. I'm surprised you haven't suggested a fight yet.

[Tony Moanero]

Has anyone seen Coconut Creams in their local supermarket recently?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Has anyone seen Coconut Creams in their local supermarket recently?

 

Coconut is the devils love juice. 

[SammyAftershave]

I'd shave half of my moustache off for a packet of Bandits.

[cloggypop]

Now being serious.

 

I'd remove something different from history instead of individual human beings, money! Mind you, cunts like IDS, Cameron and Hunt would just have 5 million pigs more than your average person to use as barter.

 

So therefore I'd also pigs (it would save Cameron getting up to mischief) , horrible meat. Give me chicken, fish or lamb any day of the week and I'd be happy.

 

I'd also definitely remove that Tofu shite from history and that Mo Farrow for having the cheek to promote it, skinny fucking cunt.

Can't believe this anti bacon post has been missed. Worst thing in this thread by a mile.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

That happened to me. It's really not that bad.

 

But are you getting your due benefits or having to fight for them. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Can't believe this anti bacon post has been missed. Worst thing in this thread by a mile.

 

Anti pork, get your meat facts right mate. (I ain't Muslim either before they get blamed for shit history in this thread) 

[cloggypop]

Anti pork, get your meat facts right mate. (I ain't Muslim either before they get blamed for shit history in this thread)

It is indeed anti pork but it's also anti bacon. Shocking stuff. Reported.

[Captain Turdseye]

But are you getting your due benefits or having to fight for them.

Getting fuck all, mate. I'm back at work now. I was refused them when I had no use of my left arm though.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

It is indeed anti pork but it's also anti bacon. Shocking stuff. Reported.

 

I do have a sneaky bacon buttie a few times a year or on a cooked breakfast a few times as well. I just find pork a bit fucking tedious and definitely unhealthy. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Getting fuck all, mate. I'm back at work now. I was refused them when I had no use of my left arm though.

 

Get what you are entitled to mate, that is my advice. One of my best friends has MS (last 25 odd years now) and screws the system for all he can get. They did refuse to pay for a motorised wheelchair though, they said the arm exercise of using a manual one is good for him. He hates going out with me, says I push him around all the time. 

[Captain Turdseye]

I'm entitled to nothing apparently. No doubt I'll have to claim something years down the line and the way the government is now I expect that I'll have to fight for it, yeah.

 

Anyway get back on topic. Hades is a racist, Rico's a bastard, etc.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I have just one brain cell. Derp.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I'm entitled to nothing apparently. No doubt I'll have to claim something years down the line and the way the government is now I expect that I'll have to fight for it, yeah.

 

Anyway get back on topic. Hades is a racist, Rico's a bastard, etc.

 

I hate topics, they are the devils stools, give me a snickers any day. 

[Arl arse]

I hate topics, they are the devils stools, give me a snickers any day.

 

I'm more of a Picnic man myself.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I'm more of a Picnic man myself.

 

Champagne and Strawberry man eh. 

[Hades]

I'm entitled to nothing apparently. No doubt I'll have to claim something years down the line and the way the government is now I expect that I'll have to fight for it, yeah.

 

Anyway get back on topic. Hades is a racist, Rico's a bastard, etc.

Making your illness worse isn't a big deal. Just make sure you don't post nasty things on the Internet. That's the REAL tragedy.

[KMD7]

Has anyone seen Coconut Creams in their local supermarket recently?

Reported.

[Rico1304]

I'm entitled to nothing apparently. No doubt I'll have to claim something years down the line and the way the government is now I expect that I'll have to fight for it, yeah.

Anyway get back on topic. Hades is a racist, Rico's a bastard, etc.

I am a bastard.

[Captain Turdseye]

I've just had a Caramac Breakaway biscuit. Poor mans Gold bar. 4/10.

[Rico1304]

Making your illness worse isn't a big deal. Just make sure you don't post nasty things on the Internet. That's the REAL tragedy.

Saying nasty things isn't a tragedy, pretending you'd LITERALLY go to prison for life if you could murder someone - whilst having the ability to murder someone makes you a clown. Living at home when you pretend to be a revolutionary is tragic.

[dave u]

Don't make me have to start banging heads together. Any more of this shit and the thread gets canned. 

 

Hades, I'm mostly looking at you, but some others need to have a word with themselves too.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I've just had a Caramac Breakaway biscuit. Poor mans Gold bar. 4/10.

 

I just had a Curly Wurly, raided the missus's chocolate stash. Hope she doesn't notice until after she's given me a BJ later.