January Transfer Window 2016

[Iceman]

We don't have a window. We live in a cave.

[Grinch]

We don't have any money after letting Rodgers spunk it up the wall in the summer, predictable.

[Oh Buoy]

 

Schalke offer Liverpool target Joel Matip a new deal, effectively doubling his wages. May now stay at club

[Iceman]

We are a fucking Jonah. Every cunt linked to us gets a better deal or moves to another club. To say we are inept would be to lavish praise upon dandruff and shit flecked shoulders. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

How wIll Pep manage next year. He normally takes over one of if not the best team in the world and has huge amounts to spend. Now he will merely be taking over a top team, with tonnes of money to spend. Thank god for his genius.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Damn thought we might buck the trend and actually improve the team where it desperately needs improving in the window of opportunity we are given. Guess they think the utter dross our players display week in week out, fucking up the absolute basic skills you are taught when you are still in infant school are good enough. Just a shame other clubs don't feel the same about their sides so we don't find their improvements making our shower of shite look even worse.

 

There's still time. pfffff. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Thank God for small mercies, imagine if Rodgers was still in charge with the bunch of fannies he knocked together and no chance of spunking more money? We'd probably be out of all the cups and in a relegation fight. 

 

Still 8 and a half hours to go, I'm sure we can at least expect one last lie about being interested in a player only to offer less than his worth and in doing so ensuring no deal will be done. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Lets at least have the lie be realistic, like we have offered 45 million for shane long.

[Anubis]

Why the fuck would Inter sell Icardi for £19m?

 

Because it's what he's valued in the imaginary market we operate in.

[Iceman]

We don't operate in the market. We get eels on wheels delivered to our door for 32M.

[Jairzinho]

Because it's what he's valued in the imaginary market we operate in.

 

"Hello, we'd like to sign Icardi for £19m"

 

"You signed Benteke for £32.5m and Carroll for £35m"

 

"How about £19.25m?"

 

"Goodbye, Ian"

[Anubis]

To those of you who say we haven't tried to address our goal scoring issues, I simply point to the loan signing of Caulker.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Arl arse]

Who needs goals anyway.......

[Red House]

Matt Hughes

‏@MattHughesTimes

 

#StokeCity have agreed 24m euro fee (£18.2m) with #FCPorto for Gianelli Imbula. Porto will also receive 15 per cent of future transfer fee.

 

Terrific signing by Stoke. Midfielder with pace, power and dribbling ability. He has the potential to be one of the best midfielders in the league.

 

 

Yep, top player. Has a bit of Vieira about him. That cunt Hughes is building a very good side over there.

[3 Stacks]

Tony Barrett ‏@TonyBarretTimes 39s40 seconds ago

Klopp on possible transfers: "I don't think there will be any incomings."

 

That would be mistake.

[Mathewbet1]

Yeah who would have guessed it few shrewd signings, all for the same total price of benteke.

[Anubis]

Tony Barrett ‏@TonyBarretTimes 39s40 seconds ago

 

Klopp on possible transfers: "I don't think there will be any incomings."

 

That would be mistake.

 

You don't need goals to be a winner.....

[aRdja]

James Pearce on #LFC signing Alex Teixeira: "There would have to be a dramatic development in the coming hours for that deal to happen."

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Let's be honest, most of us thought that the owners would be giving very little out this window despite the squad being decimated up front and being shit elsewhere. 

 

It will be interesting to see how much we invest in players this summer, especially when you factor in the bumper pay out to clubs for the TV rights deal.

 

I'm guessing that we'll be lucky to see half of it being used, we'll probably sell a few players and add 20 million on top of it and make out we should be grateful. Once the new stand is up and running I fully expect our club to be sold on for a handsome profit as far as the owners go. 

 

FSG can fuck off, not been keen on them from the start, not as bad as the previous lot but they are just out to use us as a way of making profit without any great risks being involved. 

[Grinch]

Let's be honest, most of us thought that the owners would be giving very little out this window despite the squad being decimated up front and being shit elsewhere. 

 

It will be interesting to see how much we invest in players this summer, especially when you factor in the bumper pay out to clubs for the TV rights deal.

 

I'm guessing that we'll be lucky to see half of it being used, we'll probably sell a few players and add 20 million on top of it and make out we should be grateful. Once the new stand is up and running I fully expect our club to be sold on for a handsome profit as far as the owners go. 

 

FSG can fuck off, not been keen on them from the start, not as bad as the previous lot but they are just out to use us as a way of making profit without any great risks being involved. 

 

They never pretended to be anything else tbf.  The biggest problem they've caused is letting Rodgers and his band of merry men waste 300m, making the atrocious spending of Kenny/Comolli look like value for money.

 

We simply can't compete within our means whilst wasting the vast majority of it.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

They never pretended to be anything else tbf.  The biggest problem they've caused is letting Rodgers and his band of merry men waste 300m, making the atrocious spending of Kenny/Comolli look like value for money.

 

We simply can't compete within our means whilst wasting the vast majority of it.

 

You need to factor in the money we received for players, they haven't given out 300 million at all. Still wasted it mind. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

 

Nice arse, but she's ruined his sand castle there.

[Russ Atmosphere]

They never pretended to be anything else tbf. The biggest problem they've caused is letting Rodgers and his band of merry men waste 300m, making the atrocious spending of Kenny/Comolli look like value for money.

 

We simply can't compete within our means whilst wasting the vast majority of it.

Neggy thumb neg when no mean neg.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Neggy thumb neg when no mean neg.

 

Sorted. 

[Lee909]

Its on,Big news

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

#NUFC want to take Jose Enrique back to St James’ Park. #LFC willing to sanction his exit. Player currently undecided.