True friends

[Anubis]

What have I missed?

hope your okay mate

 

Colin was caught on CCTV raiding Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum's harem, and was forced to flee Dubai before the secret police got him.

[General Dryness]

It's only gay if you film it; that's what I was told anyhow.

Thank fuck for that.

[Dr Nowt]

It's only gay if you film it; that's what I was told anyhow.

What if you can't make out faces?

 

Just asking for a mate.

[General Dryness]

What if you can't make out faces?

 

Just asking for a mate.

As long as it's not online your OK.

 

Jizzfacedhippies.com

[lifetime fan]

It's only gay if you film it; that's what I was told anyhow.

It's not gay as long as you're on top.

 

Ask Ben.

[Robbo29]

Fuck, you can tell its Liverpool Pride today

[lifetime fan]

Come live with me for a few weeks, here's £200 you never have to pay back, here's a pint, here's a set of wheels you can borrow and do you need me to buy you a motor?

 

It's fucking humbling to have friends like that.

[Mook]

Your mate is a better man than me, if I loaned a pal £200 I'd be round his with a machete a month later making sure I got it back.

 

Plus is he mental? Lending you his car and offering to buy you one as well, does he think you're Rod Stewart?

[Sugar Ape]

You split up with your bird Col? At least you can see Milo now, that's got to be worth coming back for alone.

[lifetime fan]

Your mate is a better man than me, if I loaned a pal £200 I'd be round his with a machete a month later making sure I got it back.

 

I take it he's not Scottish.

It wasn't a loan it was a gift. And I never accepted it. Well apart from the car for a few days.

[Captain Turdseye]

Come live with me for a few weeks, here's £200 you never have to pay back, here's a pint, here's a set of wheels you can borrow and do you need me to buy you a motor?

 

It's fucking humbling to have friends like that.

 

Amen. I had our car written off a few months back and two separate friends gave us cars that they didn't need any more. They're both in decent nick as well. Neither will take a penny off us in return, no matter how many times we try. There's some fucking good people about, man. Ended up with one more car than we started with and a £1300 insurance payout that we used for new shit for the house.

[lifetime fan]

You split up with your bird Col? At least you can see Milo now, that's got to be worth coming back for alone.

Looks like it.

 

Tiny chance we may get back together but doubt it. I got him back yesterday but he's actually living with her until my tenants find some where else to live.

 

It's that long a story I could run Folksy a close one on his autobiography.

[Captain Turdseye]

It's that long a story I could run Folksy a close one on his autobiography.

It was because of those checked shorts you were wearing, wasn't it?

 

On the bright side, at least you can buy bacon now without it costing you a weeks wages.

[lifetime fan]

It was because of those checked shorts you were wearing, wasn't it?

 

On the bright side, at least you can buy bacon now without it costing you a weeks wages.

My bad taste in fashion will never get me in as much trouble as you.

[Champ]

My bad taste in fashion will never get me in as much trouble as you.

 

Says the self confessed fashion dork

[lifetime fan]

Says the self confessed fashion dork

Fuck off.

 

I'm more dapper than Stig.

[Champ]

Fuck off.

 

I'm more dapper than Stig.

 

I hear that's not a lot to brag about

[Champ]

Looks like it.

 

Tiny chance we may get back together but doubt it. I got him back yesterday but he's actually living with her until my tenants find some where else to live.

 

It's that long a story I could run Folksy a close one on his autobiography.

 

You went with that woman in the bar. Didnt you?

[Hand Shandy]

 

 

You paid for that woman in the bar. Didnt you?

Fixed that for you...

 

[littletedwest]

Fuck off.

I'm more dapper than Stig.

that's like saying you're less naughty than Hitler

[VladimirIlyich]

You took notice of the Devil's Threesome thread didnt you?

[Rico1304]

Fuck off.

I'm more dapper than Stig.

Damned by faint praise.

[Josef Svejk]

Come live with me for a few weeks, here's £200 you never have to pay back, here's a pint, here's a set of wheels you can borrow and do you need me to buy you a motor?

 

It's fucking humbling to have friends like that.

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

[Magic Sponge]

Sending you virtual love and hugz at this difficult time.