Singers/Bands you can't stand

[General Dryness]

I still call Dr Alban, 'Dr Alpen' & chuckle to myself about it from time to time.

 

The problem is that no-one has talked about Dr Alban for well over 10 years so I just look like an idiot laughing to himself about doctors & Alpen on the bus.

 

It's my fucking life, ok.

 

 

Bizarrely, and despite me being a Blur fan back in the day, I used to refer to Damon Albarn as Damon Alpen. Because I reckon he enjoyed a good big bowl of the stuff, in between cans of lager and getting intimidated by the dirty pigeons.

[VladimirIlyich]

I still call Dr Alban, 'Dr Alpen' & chuckle to myself about it from time to time.

 

The problem is that no-one has talked about Dr Alban for well over 10 years so I just look like an idiot laughing to himself about doctors & Alpen on the bus.

 

It's my fucking life, ok.

 

'He's got a Pine-apple on his head,he's got a pineapple on his head.'

[Section_31]

Ellie goulding,shrieking, warbling cunt.

[Paul]

I've just been re-reading this entire thread. It's ace and Kemlyn King has totally bossed it.

[Paul]

Mook, fuck off. People atre being pricks now. AC/DC on this thread? The jam? Fucking hell.

 

down in the cunt station at midnight this thread. I'm having a red phoenix moment here. Colander, lightsaber the lot. you fucking pricks

Ha, ha, ha! This thread is fucking brilliant.

[razor]

I still call Dr Alban, 'Dr Alpen' & chuckle to myself about it from time to time.

 

The problem is that no-one has talked about Dr Alban for well over 10 years so I just look like an idiot laughing to himself about doctors & Alpen on the bus.

 

It's my fucking life, ok.

 

 

 

I remember being in town once and a car full of lads were driving around pumping out beats from their over-powered car stereo.  They thought they were boss and intimidating everyone.

 

Then this song came on their mixtape and everyone, even old people, were laughing at them.

 

They turned it down and drove off.

 

True story.

[KMD7]

 

I remember being in town once and a car full of lads were driving around pumping out beats from their over-powered car stereo.  They thought they were boss and intimidating everyone.

 

Then this song came on their mixtape and everyone, even old people, were laughing at them.

 

They turned it down and drove off.

 

True story.

 

That's brilliant.  Out of rep sadly

[Mook]

There's a band I keep seeing on the telly and I want to kick the singer to death, then beat his mum and dad to death with his corpse.

 

They're called Years and Years.

 

The fucking shower of bastards.

[KMD7]

There's a band I keep seeing on the telly and I want to kick the singer to death, then beat his mum and dad to death with his corpse.

 

They're called Years and Years.

 

The fucking shower of bastards.

 

My young lass has that song of theirs 'King' playing a lot on mtv when she's at home.  I hate to admit it but I like it.  They look like complete twats though

[skend04]

18 odd pages in and no mention of The 1975. Absolutely fucking terrible, they allegedly sing songs but I'm fucked if I can recognise a single word on any of their singles. Mumble mumble mumble! is the extent of their lyrics. Fucking. Shite.

[AB13]

Bob Marley and anything associated with or even resembles that shite called reggae. I'd rather eat my own head than listen to it.

 

Oasis - Absolute dog shit and I don't give a fuck what anyone says about them. I'd love to twat that skinny manc cunt Liam with a pick axe smothered in ebola (the axe not me).

 

Also a band called Florence & The Machine. Fuckin detest them.

 

That is all.

 

For Now

 

 

[Ginny]

Razorlight

[razor]

Razorlight

 

I laughed my head off at that all-too-obvious attempt at fame in America by writing a song called "America".  All this at a time when the country's international standing was at its lowest ever ebb following its global assault on anything it thought it didn't like. 

 

And Razorlight didn't have a bad word to say about it.

[Paul]

Bob Marley and anything associated with or even resembles that shite called reggae. I'd rather eat my own head than listen to it.

 

Oasis - Absolute dog shit and I don't give a fuck what anyone says about them. I'd love to twat that skinny manc cunt Liam with a pick axe smothered in ebola (the axe not me).

 

Also a band called Florence & The Machine. Fuckin detest them.

 

That is all.

 

For Now

Ha, ha, ha!!! Brilliant.

 

*Opens a bag of popcorn and sits back to wait for Bjornebye to arrive.*

[Total Longo]

Bob Marley and anything associated with or even resembles that shite called reggae. I'd rather eat my own head than listen to it.

 

 

Not sure how anyone could hate Bob Marley, it just doesn't seem possible.

 

Dub is one of my favourite musical genres as well, some boss stuff out there.

[VladimirIlyich]

Ha, ha, ha!!! Brilliant.

 

*Opens a bag of popcorn and sits back to wait for Bjornebye to arrive.*

Had exactly the same thoughts myself.

Oasis are almost sacred on here,and not all reggae is crap,particularly Bob Marley.

[Mook]

How can a band who sound like they're doing Slade b sides be almost sacred?

 

The World has finally gone mad.

[Hooch]

Stig, I'll take this one.

 

Oasis??

 

Fuck off and get hemmaroids lad.

[AB13]

How can a band who sound like they're doing Slade b sides be almost sacred?

The World has finally gone mad.[/quote

 

This

 

 

Stig, I'll take this one.

Oasis??

Fuck off and get hemmaroids lad.

 

We're all entitled to our opinion mush. Mine's that I can"t stand the pair of Manc cunts and the drivel they pumped out.

[Trumo]

18 odd pages in and no mention of The 1975. Absolutely fucking terrible, they allegedly sing songs but I'm fucked if I can recognise a single word on any of their singles. Mumble mumble mumble! is the extent of their lyrics. Fucking. Shite.

 

I'd never heard of them so searched Youtube. There are a few lyrics videos and I'd say it isn't so much mumbling as it is full-on whiny high-pitched quimmery. Utterly shite and an apt choice for this thread.

[Mook]

There's a song in the charts just now called 'Lean On' & although it probably makes me a bad person, I really want to punch the girl who sings it in the face. She looks like a right cunt.

 

[Paul]

Fucking hell. Do the charts still exist?

[redinblack62]

The Eagles.

Bon Jovi

[Mook]

Fucking hell. Do the charts still exist?

 

I think it's called 'the hit parade' now.

[General Dryness]

I think it's called 'the hit parade' now.

I remember when I was a kid my dad would call the charts "the hit parade".

 

In my childish innocence I thought they had an actual parade in the street outside BBC headquarters. With elephants and everything.