That there London

[Dougie Do'ins]

£4.50 for a pint of Guinness. Fucking gypsy thriving southern bastards.

[Anny Road]

I has the most wonderful time in London. I dreaded being there but treat it as as load of different places all patched together and it was wonderful Lives up to it's cultural capital

[stringvest]

£4.50 for a pint of Guinness. Fucking gypsy thriving southern bastards.

 

 

that's cheap Mick.

[Mook]

How the fuck can people live here?

 

I've been here for two hours and am homesick for Edinburgh already, it sounds like the fucking Germans are back with all these helicopters and planes flying about. All that's missing are an air raid siren and some Vera Lynn.

 

Roll on 4pm tomorrow.

[Juniper]

How the fuck can people live here?

 

I've been here for two hours and am homesick for Edinburgh, it sounds like the fucking Germans are back with all these helicopters and planes flying about. All it's missing is an air raid siren and some Vera Lynn.

 

Roll on 4pm tomorrow.

Get yourself down Camden and watch some bands.

[Mook]

Get yourself down Camden and watch some bands.

That's about a 20 minute walk away (I'm in Holborn) but I've got an exam in the morning so need to study all night.

[Stouffer]

I'm in Mayfair tonight; just pleased it's stopped pissing down.

[cloggypop]

How the fuck can people live here?

 

I've been here for two hours and am homesick for Edinburgh already, it sounds like the fucking Germans are back with all these helicopters and planes flying about. All that's missing are an air raid siren and some Vera Lynn.

 

Roll on 4pm tomorrow.

I used to have the helicopter all the time in Liverpool 8 to be fair

[stringvest]

I'm supposed to have a meeting near Borough Market tomorrow.  They called me earlier to say they haven't yet been able to get into their offices, so my meeting tomorrow may not happen.  I was looking forward to a fuckoff big black pudding scotch egg as well.

[Champ]

I'm supposed to have a meeting near Borough Market tomorrow. They called me earlier to say they haven't yet been able to get into their offices, so my meeting tomorrow may not happen. I was looking forward to a fuckoff big black pudding scotch egg as well.

With the spicy sweet potato fries?

[stringvest]

With the spicy sweet potato fries?

 

 

one has to watch one's figure.  I'm not an animal.

[Rico1304]

Worse than a hotel in Windsor in half term week? Fucking kids everywhere.

 

(bloody hell, Dennis was right!)

[Champ]

one has to watch one's figure.  I'm not an animal.

Just me then?

[stringvest]

Just me then?

 

 

yep.  only you.

[Mook]

I was down in London yesterday, I walked about a mile & a half from the meeting I was at to our office down there, I was quite please with myself for not getting lost so I told one of the managers in the lift, he said, "You're practically a Londoner now.", to which I replied, "Aye, I'll be pick pocketing & sweeping chimneys in no time.". This was met with complete silence & no small amount of awkwardness.

 

All I fucking get from that lot is haggis, irn bru & fucking kilts, which I just laugh off. One cheeky quip back & the bottom lip comes out.

 

Fucking twats.

[Markmywords]

I was down in London yesterday, I walked about a mile & a half from the meeting I was at to our office down there, I was quite please with myself for not getting lost so I told one of the managers in the lift, he said, "You're practically a Londoner now.", to which I replied, "Aye, I'll be pick pocketing & sweeping chimneys in no time.". This was met with complete silence & no small amount of awkwardness.

 

All I fucking get from that lot is haggis, irn bru & fucking kilts, which I just laugh off. One cheeky quip back & the bottom lip comes out.

 

Fucking twats.

 

Is that not just a standard tumbleweedy reaction to a joke of such cringeable poverty?

[Mook]

Is that not just a standard tumbleweedy reaction to a joke of such cringeable poverty?

 

Are you another miserable cockney who can't take a bit of a ribbing?

 

It wasn't exactly intended to be cutting edge humour.

[dickie mint]

Are you another miserable cockney who can't take a bit of a ribbing?

 

I wasn't exactly intended to be cutting edge humour.

 

Where's Micky Flannegan when you need Mook lad.

[setreal]

Mook will be disappointed when he looks back at that scene.

[Mook]

Mook will be disappointed when he looks back at that scene.

 

I'm a lot more disappointed that I'm back down in that total shithole again tomorrow.

[Bjornebye]

I'm a lot more disappointed that I'm back down in that total shithole again tomorrow.

Few buckfasts will sort you out

[dickie mint]

I'm a lot more disappointed that I'm back down in that total shithole again tomorrow.

 

Whatever you do Mook don't go down in your Dick Van Dyke rig out mate.

[Champ]

I'm a lot more disappointed that I'm back down in that total shithole again tomorrow.

 

Embrace it, mister!

 

I've got 2 trips in the next couple of months. I can't wait. Borough Market here I come

[Bjornebye]

Embrace it, mister!

 

I've got 2 trips in the next couple of months. I can't wait. Borough Market here I come

Don't you think they have suffered enough recently ?

[Champ]

Don't you think they have suffered enough recently ?

 

Nothing's gonna stand between me and one of those Scotch eggs