Summer Transfers 2014

[Russ Atmosphere]

[El Dangerous]

Fraser fucking Campbell now, that's just being contrary for contrary's sake. Go and stand in Dortmunds big yellow wall and masturbate.

[Dr Nowt]

Welbeck's a Rodgers style player he's also a committee signing because he follows the template of what we look for.

 

Rodgers would like the fact that he's able to carry out our high press, his versatility across the front line would be something Rodgers would favour, he's tactically disciplined, he tracks back, he's got pace on the counter attack, he links up well with his teammates.

 

The Committee would be interested because he's young, English, and he's at the stage of his career were he's about to hit his peak years. Welbeck fits the 'talented young player unable to assert themselves at a big club' model that got us Sturridge, Coutinho, Sakho and Can.

 

If he was at any other club barre United and Everton i'm sure we'd be in for him.

I can see your thinking Boss, but one of Brendan's most oft-repeated phrases when talking about attacking players, particularly strikers, is "his job is to score goals".

 

I would say he's more a Rafa player for the reasons you state, as he isn't so hung up on the end product numbers while Rodgers very much is. It's the key measurement he'll use to decide whether the likes of Ibe make it with us, and when they're ready to, in my opinion.

[Trumo]

I've heard Erik Nevland is available.

[Dr Nowt]

Stefan Iversen FTW.

 

Did he even score one season's worth of goals during his entire career in North London? Arguably the player most synonymous with Spurs in my lifetime.

[PestiRed]

What's going on at the BBC? Dan Roan has predicted we'll win the league and they've put us in pole position to get Lavezzi after he turned down a new contract

[ZonkoVille77]

Welbeck is a steaming pile of Zlatan

[Joe Strummer]

The Lavezzi link came from the Metro so obviously bollocks.

[Anubis]

I would employ Welbeck. But only as a living replacement for a bomb disposal robot.

[The Golden Eel]

He's played 25 league games or more for the last 4 seasons running. The amount of goals he's scored suggests he isn't a great finisher.

 

Or that he hasn't always been in the side predominantly to score goals. 

 

Don't get me wrong, I don't rate him that highly but he's not as bad as he gets made out to be and £15 million is about right.

 

His goals per minute ratio last season actually isn't much different to Eto'o's in the league.

[KMD7]

Welbeck is a steaming pile of Zlatan

 

You think he's Ace?

[Dan Vito Corleone]

The Lavezzi link came from the Metro so obviously bollocks.

 

They're beyond a joke now. Every single link is completely, totally and utterly wrong.

[Boss]

Whoa there Boss. Stop sucking your own pipe for a minute there fella.There were many people on here saying Lovren was a good signing. The frowns were the price, but meh, who cares - the market is inflated everywhere.

 

Where the hell has it been decided Lovren replaces Sakho? Are you basing this on the whole 1 game that he played so far?

 

Thirdly... GTFO with Welbeck. I've seen enough manc and England games over the years to form my own opinion and its that he's just not that good. 1 fucking goal last season. Good for a striker that. He's not good enough for the mancs, he's not good enough for us. We won't ever be signing him. Hope this helps.

 

Sheesh.

 

Can we get the season started already.

 

I never said there weren't people pro the Lovren signing, i'm saying that i had to endure pages of diatribe about how it's ridiculous for me to call Lovren 'pure quality' when he is in fact a quality player, thats all i'm saying.

 

Your absolutely right in saying i shouldn't presume Lovren will take over from Sakho either and that scenerio's yet to play out, i accept that. Yet in the same breath you shouldn't presume Welbeck will never be good enough for us or that he'd never play for us, the future is unwritten as they say.

 

My opinion of Welbeck is he's not as shit as some make out on here, simple as that. Also he scored 9 goals last season not 1, i don't know were you got that statistic from.

[The Acolyte]

 Also he scored 9 goals last season not 1, i don't know were you got that statistic from.

Is that in all competitions?

If so thats only marginally better than Skrtl

[Lurtz]

Well we've made a complete clusterfuck of signing a forward then haven't we? Nice one. Sturridge and Lambert it is then, oh and that fucking arsewipe Eto'o if we can't manage to pick up anyone else by sending Ayre out to beg for players. But it's ok because Sterling reminds Brendan of Messi so that's fine then.

 

This is what happens when you put all your eggs in the Sanchez basket and he opts to live in the capital instead. The backup "plan" has been laughable and basically non-existent.

[Nightcat]

Don't get too disheartened Redder Lutz, I have predicted everything. You will at least enjoy Lizzie's epic excuse for not honouring his promise (in case we won't sign a striker) to join the freeminded Liverpool fans.

[aws]

The mancs wouldn't sell Welbeck to us but he'd fit in to what we're trying to build far nmore than Bony or Eto'o.

[Nightcat]

Back on Wellbeck. He is so shit, he is an oasis of laughter for my boiling hot summers in Mogadishu. I watch his videos and laugh. He makes 50 degrees Celsius noons tolerable.

[Trumo]

Back on Wellbeck. He is so shit, he is an oasis of laughter for my boiling hot summers in Mogadishu. I watch his videos and laugh. He makes 50 degrees Celsius noons tolerable.

 

Given how Mogadishu is near the equator, do you even have seasons?

[Boss]

Given how Mogadishu is near the equator, do you even have seasons?

 

He lives in Breck Road.

[Trumo]

He lives in Breck Road.

 

I don't know the streets of Mogadishu mate.

[Bjornebye]

Back on Wellbeck. He is so shit, he is an oasis of laughter for my boiling hot summers in Mogadishu. I watch his videos and laugh. He makes 50 degrees Celsius noons tolerable.

You are a fucking melting pot of cunt stew and you dont get internet in mogadishu , i refuse to believe it. You little thatto heath wanker

[Major Tom]

This is what happens when you put all your eggs in the Sanchez basket and he opts to live in the capital instead. The backup "plan" has been laughable and basically non-existent.

 

So was the Sanchez plan.

[Harry Squatter]

You are a fucking melting pot of cunt stew and you dont get internet in mogadishu , i refuse to believe it. You little thatto heath wanker

There's an Internet cafe next to Bakara market, you get free wifi if you buy an AK47

[JohnnyH]

The Fresh Prince of Mogadishu.  No thanks.  Lots of running around and fuck all end product.