Christina Milian.

[skend04]

Has she got 3 nipples?

[Carvalho Diablo]

[Spy Bee]

She's fucking awesome!

[George Costanza]

She's fucking awesome!

 

Your carrot dancing reminds me of the your dancing banana way back when

[Spy Bee]

Your carrot dancing reminds me of the your dancing banana way back when

It's a chilli no? I got bored of the banana, but to be honest, like a man who had an affair, I feel like I now need to revert back to the original plan.

[Teflon Don]

 

[Kevin D]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

I'd poke her til I could poke no more.

 

Then I'd poke her some more.

[Section_31]

I know I've posted this before on here, but I did genuinely fail my dissertation first time around because I sat up all night the day before it was due in wanking to the video to Dip it Low. By the time the morning came, all that was left was two empty litre bottles of Asda's own brand Red Bull, a dressing gown full of crusty cum, and a whole lot of broken dreams.

[Carvalho Diablo]

I'd turn her into a scratch card.

[Strontium]

 

 

 

 

[Lario]

Love a bit of side boob.

[Teflon Don]

Love a bit of side boob.

 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

What is wrong with her legs? Look like they have been dipped in a deep fat fryer. 

[Kevin D]

I know I've posted this before on here, but I did genuinely fail my dissertation first time around because I sat up all night the day before it was due in wanking to the video to Dip it Low. By the time the morning came, all that was left was two empty litre bottles of Asda's own brand Red Bull, a dressing gown full of crusty cum, and a whole lot of broken dreams.

Anybody else showed this post to people in the non-forum - or "real"- world?

 

I did and they all laughed their heads off

[Kevin D]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Kevin D]

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Lario]

I wouldn't last 20 seconds.

[Creator Supreme]

I'd like to bum her! Up the bum!

[moof]

Goddamn

[Carvalho Diablo]

Tell you what, she's a right ignorant cow. Repeatedly ignoring my twatter wooing.

 

Ok, perhaps I shouldn't have sent her those pictures of my willy, but nevertheless...

[Kevin D]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Kevin D]

 

 

 

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

[Jairzinho]

I'd put the balls in.