Philippe Coutinho

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

I bet the "Sky sources" are called Gario Nevilleo and Martino Tylinho.

 

Cheeky fuckers.

[Jockey]

Fuck Southampton, fuck Barcelona, fuck Sky, fuck the premiership and the FA, fuck brexit, fuck Coutinho.

 

Bid for Van Dyke! 

[Sputnik1]

I won't believe any of it until I see a burning shirt outside melwood. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Does John like his balls licked while his shaft is stroked? Or is he more a fan of the finger up the bum treatment?

Sorry, I meant they're all cunts, incompetent pieces of shit. Klopp shit. FSG is shit, the team is shit, the fans, other than the miserable cunts, are shit.

[Lee909]

Kaveh Solhekol @SkyKaveh

 

1/2 Close Coutinho family member tells us "Coutinho has tried very hard to find an amicable solution to this but failed so far. Coutinho...

 

Kaveh Solhekol @Sky Kaveh

 

2/2 has tremendous respect love for LFC & fans but like Gerrard and Suarez have pointed out in past LFC doesn't let players leave on amicable terms"

 

 

Let's be honest, Sky can't be making this up. This is a really snaky and shit way to try to force a transfer and the Gerrard and Suarez bit makes zero sense.

 

 

Whats sneaky about it

Who knows what's been said behind closed doors. I think he was told he might be able to leave but we fucked up out transfers and now h can't. Who knows.

 

He is right though,we have a habbit of blaming the players for wanting out while we show now ambition

[Oh Buoy]

He can rot in the reserves. 

 

Until Watford. 

[Jockey]

Whats sneaky about it

Who knows what's been said behind closed doors. I think he was told he might be able to leave but we fucked up out transfers and now h can't. Who knows.

 

He is right though,we have a habbit of blaming the players for wanting out while we show now ambition

 

Ah I see, we've reached the point where our fans take Sky before Liverpool. 

 

Great. I suppose that also means you won't be enjoying any success this season then? Because that may be a tad hypocritical of you. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

I think he was told he might be able to leave but we fucked up out transfers and now h can't.

I've seen you mention this a couple of times. What are your thoughts based on? It seems imaginative to me, but doesn't really have a basis in reality. Is it just your best guess?

[Stickman]

I think we all know what amicable solution means don't we.....?

 

"I still get my loyalty bonus don't I??"

[3 Stacks]

It's sneaky because a "family member" is coming out to do the dirty work for him. He's being a pussy. If he wants to leave just fucking say it, release a statement. We all know he wants to play for Barca anyways, it's no big secret.

[G Richards]

It's irrelevant to me if Coutinho puts in a transfer request. We know he wants to go. If he puts it in writing he waives whatever bonus or loyalty terms he might be due, but it changes nothing in his desire to want to leave. I think we make too much of that sometimes.

 

The sore back thing might be true or it might not, but while all this is swirling around he gets a bit of understanding from me. It's probably difficult to knuckle down and play if you aren't sure you are going to be there.

 

The club is playing it well and being resolute. Assuming that line holds I fully expect Coutinho to settle down and play his football, which will be mouth watering with the attacking players we have in front of him. We may agree to let him go next year, by which time hopefully we would have signed Keita and one or two others.

 

For this window my best guess is we keep Coutinho and sign VVD.

[suzy]

Would not shock me if FSG released their statement to get a transfer request put in. Lets them make Coutinho the bad guy. I really do not trust these lot at all

That crossed my mind too

[LFC 6 Times]

The back thing is obviously bollix. Reminds me of Suarez situation and given that we haven't signed anyone in midfield and lallana is out for 3 weeks you can absolutely fuck your transfer request Phil.

[Jockey]

I've seen you mention this a couple of times. What are your thoughts based on? It seems imaginative to me, but doesn't really have a basis in reality. Is it just your best guess?

 

Of course it is a guess! 

 

Like most of these type of posts - as long as it follows the general narrative 'boo FSG' nobody questions, they all just cheer and welcome you on board. 

 

It's a fucking echo chamber. 

[Anubis]

 

"You know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go according to plan. Even when the plan is horrifying. If tomorrow I told the press that, like, Coutinho would ask to leave, or that he'd say he was too ill to play at Watford, nobody panics. Because it's all part of the plan. But when I say that he's put in a transfer request, well then everybody loses their minds!"

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Must be kept whatever. We would have zero chance of replacing him now with our record in transfers of late. He stays and if he gets a titty lip. Fuck him, it's WC year.

[Anubis]

Balague saying he will hand in a transfer request today. If you believe that, get the popcorn in.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Yeah, Peace just confirmed Countinho has informed LFC he wants to leave.

[BCM]

Meltdown in......... 3....2......1....

[Stickman]

The sad thing is this is fucking up our season before it even starts, players love nothing better than an excuse, lose tomorrow and it's all the Coutinho shit that's in the background.

Lose tomorrow or anytime in the next couple of weeks and the pressure on him to go will just intensify from media and ex-players (and family now by the looks of it)

This is Barac's plan they unsettle the player get their mates in the media (like Sky) to ramp it up and just sit back and let it unfold.

For those reasons I really can't see him staying.

[Numero Veinticinco]

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/liverpool-make-grovelling-apology-to-fulham-over-transfer-of-clint-dempsey-8411250.html

 

didn't happen though.

Did you quote me accidentally?

[Mark M]

The sad thing is this is fucking up our season before it even starts, players love nothing better than an excuse, lose tomorrow and it's all the Coutinho shit that's in the background.

Lose tomorrow or anytime in the next couple of weeks and the pressure on him to go will just intensify from media and ex-players (and family now by the looks of it)

This is Barac's plan they unsettle the player get their mates in the media (like Sky) to ramp it up and just sit back and let it unfold.

For those reasons I really can't see him staying.

 

Yep. Silva will be loving this at Watford.

[Herp McDerp]

Fuck sake, it's confirmed.

[Guest Alex_K]

This issue is so, so much bigger than 1 player. FSG are a fucking shower and deserve to start being reminded of it in the ground

[Boss]

Suarez left on relatively amicable terms. Coutinho needs to give us one season were he's the main man. Suarez gave us two and Gerrard gave us many. He owes us that much after we took him from a kid who couldn't play 40 minutes without exhaustion and turned him into one of the biggest stars in the Premier League.