Fucking Heston Bloomingtwat

[celeryBADboy]

'Expenses', Si, not 'expensive'. Ask the gypo's if you can put a visit to the Fat Duck on the company credit card as a Christmas party.

 

Got ya well depending what it was he was doing he could say he was invited by a client.

[silverlining]

Got ya well depending what it was he was doing he could say he was invited by a client.

 

Or just say 'expenses'

[KMD7]

Got ya well depending what it was he was doing he could say he was invited by a client.

 

He's on Ch4 tonight at 9pm Si. 'Heston's Fantastical Food'. More wacky recipes no doubt. Should be good.

[Cardie]

I'd rather be the third passenger in the taxi than have to read those last few posts again.

 

It must be easier to communicate with actual celery.

[ZonkoVille77]

Big giant biscuit tonight. He'll stay away from the ginger nut no doubt.

[Captain]

Sweet Jesus.

 

This is like watching a dog running into a closed patio door over and over and over again.

 

Indeed. And it just keeps on giving!

[celeryBADboy]

Just saw the breakfast one i found myself shouting at the telly over the Egg i know its heston and he could of made a large boiled egg if he wanted he took the easy way out the rest of it was amazing though.

 

In terms of the egg all he needed was a mould to put the whites in to way meat glue them together that cook the yoak and add the make his top he made. Maybe harder than what im saying but he could of achieved that if he really wanted.

[TheBitch]

Man I love the GF.

 

In terms of the egg all he needed was a mould to put the whites in to way meat glue them together that cook the yoak and add the make his top he made. Maybe harder than what im saying but he could of achieved that if he really wanted.

 

Could you explain this slowly for mere mortals like me please, Si.

[Fugitive]

Just saw the breakfast one i found myself shouting at the telly over the Egg i know its heston and he could of made a large boiled egg if he wanted he took the easy way out the rest of it was amazing though.

 

In terms of the egg all he needed was a mould to put the whites in to way meat glue them together that cook the yoak and add the make his top he made. Maybe harder than what im saying but he could of achieved that if he really wanted.

 

*Dusts of his old enigma machine*

 

 

*Enigma machine explodes*

[celeryBADboy]

Illl do some Drawings laters because it would be needed.

[celeryBADboy]

[celeryBADboy]

I will have what the yoak case would be made of later today

[Anubis]

Too much, Simon, you're spoiling us. But, looking at the device it appears that one half of the yoke containment chamber is smaller, and of a different shape than the other.

[celeryBADboy]

Too much, Simon, you're spoiling us. But, looking at the device it appears that one half of the yoke containment chamber is smaller, and of a different shape than the other.

 

No that's to shoe the shape of the egg its trying to draw 3d. Its just a five minute mock up to show it was possible.

[Pidge]

...does this device produce more egg than you put in?

[Anubis]

Ta. I thought that might be it, but with the rest of the diagram in proportion I just wanted to check I wasn't missing something.

[celeryBADboy]

...does this device produce more egg than you put in?

 

What kind of egg question is that's it boils the egg you put inside. The the spout you add the Yolk. The the middle slides out and it goes back in the oven and fuses through the heat then the shell goes on and hay pesto its done.

[Magic Sponge]

Hey presto or hey Heston?

[Uncle_Meat]

 

 

I had to put a new bulb in the bathroom earlier this morning and that's almost exactly what my kharzi looks like from the top of the stepladders.

[Pony Princess]

 

[KMD7]

 

It looks like a toilet bowl and lid sitting at a right angle

 

Edit : Beaten to it by Meat

[Bobby Hundreds]

That's like drawing a box and labeling it time machine with various arrows pointing to it saying time field and time resistant paint. Without technical and engineering input you may aswell wipe your arse on a piece of pape.

[silverlining]

That's like drawing a box and labeling it time machine with various arrows pointing to it saying time field and time resistant paint. Without technical and engineering input you may aswell wipe your arse on a piece of pape.

 

*tears up plans*

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Air tight lid, innit lid.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Hehe hollow edible case that doesn't burn.