GF Animal tournament II Quarterfinal Tie 6

[Remmie]

Who wins? Vote today this poll closes on Tuesday Morning pretty early

 

Think of it as a two legged affair in each animals natural habitat, but require an overall winner

[Guest TK-421]

You have your badger baiting but have you ever heard of giant squid baiting? I don't think so, you wouldn't want to bait a giant squid, even if you could find it in the first place you wouldn't try and provoke it into an attack using a staffordshire bull terrier it would eat the dog and then eat you. Giant squid wins.

[DJLJ]

Badger wins. Giant squid gets caught on its way to the match by one of those pesky seal clubbing Canadians. After a long fight, which in certain parts also involve the Canadian Navy on its way to conquer Hans Island, the giant squid decides to forfeit the tie to lick its wounds.

[Remmie]

You have your badger baiting but have you ever heard of giant squid baiting? I don't think so, you wouldn't want to bait a giant squid, even if you could find it in the first place you wouldn't try and provoke it into an attack using a staffordshire bull terrier it would eat the dog and then eat you. Giant squid wins.

TK421 is a MASSIVE Giant Squid fan, goes to all the European aways, even in the deep dark Baltic

[Neil G]

Badger. One bite and the squid dies from TB. TB has a different effect on molluscs than on humans, causing them to explode instantaneously. Fact.

[Guest TK-421]

This is fixed. :no:

[Stu Monty]

Squids are rubbish and Badgers aren't. A badger can just about cope in the away leg the Squid hasn't a hope in hell.

[Guest TK-421]

Squids are rubbish and Badgers aren't. A badger can just about cope in the away leg the Squid hasn't a hope in hell.

 

Monty, something tells me you didn't put much thought into that.

 

I demand a rematch.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

I Gotta Go for the squid. He is gonna give the Badger a bigger mauling on his home turf, he has the freedom to out manouver the badger. it will be liek an away game in Kiev in the middle of the russian winter. too cold for the badger to do anything of great speed, and his fur will be too heavy for him to do anything of worthiness.

 

The Badger would put up one hell of a comeback on his home gorund, however it will not be of Istanbul proportions.

[cochyn]

My mate ran over a badger with a VW Golf doing 50 once. Looked in his rear-view mirror only to see it shake itself down and scamper, nay 'truck like Pat Roach' back to it's badger lair. To the best of my knowledge, no tentacle on god's green earth could worry a VW. (An american at this point would invite readers to 'do the math').

[Strontium]

Squids are rubbish and Badgers aren't. A badger can just about cope in the away leg the Squid hasn't a hope in hell.

No, no, no - this isn't just a squid, it's a Giant Squid.

 

You know, 20 metres long, 3 feet long penis, eyes the size of dinner plates, fights with whales?

[Alan Sex]

How can an overgrown calamari possibly compete with badgers badgers badgers ???

[Remmie]

The poll is on the verge of closing with the scores level, anyone not voted?

[Stu Monty]

No, no, no - this isn't just a squid, it's a Giant Squid.

 

You know, 20 metres long, 3 feet long penis, eyes the size of dinner plates, fights with whales?

 

Dies on land. Yes I know what a squid is.

[Remmie]

In the event of a tie, I usually cast the deciding vote but in this instance I already voted. Therefore, next person to reply to this post can pick the winner

[Stu Monty]

Badger.

 

Do I count?

[Guest TK-421]

Badger.

 

Do I count?

 

No.

 

This tie is an all time classic. Tie of the round.

[Remmie]

Badger.

 

Do I count?

Yep. Badger is through. Sorry TK421, you can keep the battered squid

[05 Milan]

Squid wins.

[Remmie]

Hmm seems I didn't set a close date for this thread. It should have closed earlier this morning anyway when the scores were level. Sorry 05, but your stupid face should've voted quicker. I make the rules and decided that the first reply would declare the winner. Monty declared, so the tie is over. At least squid has a decent excuse in a nail biter

[Guest TK-421]

Get in there! 05 Milan yer a proper leg!

[Guest TK-421]

Hmm seems I didn't set a close date for this thread. It should have closed earlier this morning anyway when the scores were level. Sorry 05, but your stupid face should've voted quicker. I make the rules and decided that the first reply would declare the winner. Monty declared, so the tie is over. At least squid has a decent excuse in a nail biter

 

Fuck that Monty had already voted! No fucking way. If the squid goes out I'm sabotaging the rest of the tournament this is outrageous.

[Guest TK-421]

Yep. Badger is through. Sorry TK421, you can keep the battered squid

 

What a mistake to make.

[Remmie]

I make the rules. 05 was too slow. He had 24 hours. The decision was already made. You could have replied quicker but you were too slow. It appears that Squid fans are too slow, perhaps reminiscent of the squid/badger battle....

[Guest TK-421]

I make the rules. 05 was too slow. He had 24 hours. The decision was already made. You could have replied quicker but you were too slow. It appears that Squid fans are too slow, perhaps reminiscent of the squid/badger battle....

 

Monty had two votes then. This is worse than Florida, the tournament has lost all credability. Squid 14 Badger 13 and badger goes through. Unbelievable. I won't forget this.