Dave Whelan

[satansmutt]

Whelan is making a cunt of Martinez with all this media attention, he should have kept his mouth shut and let him meet our owners in private. That way if he doesn't get the job he doesn't look second rate, doesn't have problems with the Wigan fans(all 10 of them) and can get on with next years relegation battle without the extra pressure.

 

If he doesn't get the job I can see this ending acrimoniously in the press with Whelan and Martinez on one side claiming we offered him the job but he turned us down and FSG on the other denying everything.

[Lurtz]

So FSG make a confidential offer to Martinez, who mentions it to Whelan, who broadcasts it all over the place. Ignoring the fact that it's a contentious appointment for a moment - FSG should tell Whelan to stick it up his arse. Can you imagine any other club owners behaving like Whelan?

 

BBC: So do you think Martinez is good enough to get Liverpool to where they want to be?

 

Whelan: I shouldn't be talking about how good he is as I want to keep him...He's the best young manager in Europe.

 

Shut your fucking mouth you stupid old twat.

[Wembley74]

So FSG make a confidential offer to Martinez, who mentions it to Whelan, who broadcasts it all over the place. Ignoring the fact that it's a contentious appointment for a moment - FSG should tell Whelan to stick it up his arse. Can you imagine any other club owners behaving like Whelan?

 

BBC: So do you think Martinez is good enough to get Liverpool to where they want to be?

 

Whelan: I shouldn't be talking about how good he is as I want to keep him...He's the best young manager in Europe.

 

Shut your fucking mouth you stupid old twat.

Enough said I wish the old git would keep it shut.:wallbutt:

[mht1892]

He's going to lose Martinez the job the way that cunt is running his mouth.

[VladimirIlyich]

He's going to lose Martinez the job the way that cunt is running his mouth.

 

Here's hoping!

[Johnny Cougar]

He's like a shit George Formby.

[nottsred]

I think we need to remember one thing here. Dickhead Whelan isnt trying to keep Martinez he's doing his best to get rid and get a nice load of compo. At no point has he ole twat come out and said i want Martinez to stay. All he says is how he wants him to fuck off to Liverpool.

What does that tell you? He must be tugging away at his shrivelled old todger with glee. ( like Newcastle with Carroll!) A manager who earlier this season was being lined up for the sack wins a couple of games and kneejerk Liverpool assume he is the next Messiah because he managed to save Wigans bacon for another season.

All whelanis doing is to try and loe a lameduck manager and get paid for the priviledge

[chorlton]

we should start a twitter rumour

 

"Concern growing for Dave Whelan as he's not spoken to the press for over an hour"

 

#davewhelanmightbedead

 

"Family also worried, 'He seems alive but we've not seen any quotes in print, radio or tv, we're very concerned" #davewhelanmightbedead

 

can we get that going?

[Vivaldo]

we should start a twitter rumour

 

"Concern growing for Dave Whelan as he's not spoken to the press for over an hour"

 

#davewhelanmightbedead

 

"Family also worried, 'He seems alive but we've not seen any quotes in print, radio or tv, we're very concerned" #davewhelanmightbedead

 

can we get that going?

 

Haha done!

[SCOUSE TAPAS]

Whelan is going to look a total prick when we announce Brendan Rodgers as the new manager.

[therevivalist]

Our unoffiicail spokesman...but then of the Scum too coming out to announce Fergie's impending retirement. Strong signs of senility there no doubt.

[Dicko]

Whelan is going to look a total prick when we announce Brendan Rodgers as the new manager.

 

Not as big a prick as we'll look if we do.

Brendan Rodgers?

Jesus fucking wept.

[xerxes]

Whelan is making a cunt of Martinez with all this media attention, he should have kept his mouth shut and let him meet our owners in private. That way if he doesn't get the job he doesn't look second rate, doesn't have problems with the Wigan fans(all 10 of them) and can get on with next years relegation battle without the extra pressure.

 

If he doesn't get the job I can see this ending acrimoniously in the press with Whelan and Martinez on one side claiming we offered him the job but he turned us down and FSG on the other denying everything.

 

 

He is doing two things.Firstly ramping up the compo payment.Secondly, flaggging up the platform that Wigan provides for a future Wigan manager. If Martinez stays, he is happy. He cannot lose.

[SCOUSE TAPAS]

Seems like he was talking bullshit then.

 

Liverpool FC: Reds have NOT offered Roberto Martinez the manager’s job - Liverpool FC News - Liverpool FC - Liverpool Echo

[John McClane]

"the ECHO understands".. no quotes, so just another page filler.

 

Our owners should have a few candidates to speak with, my God any job these days as ever has more than 1 candidate.

 

Compensation..its fucking Wigan, 2 pints of heavy and a pie, now fuck you Whelan with the £2-3 million shite.

[lifetime fan]

The cunt is now trying to announce ginsoaks retirement at the end of next season.

[John McClane]

a tad mic happy at the moment, his old friend wont like that.

shower of pricks.

[lifetime fan]

Cunt.

 

I'd like to announce live on SSN Whelan's impending heart attack, the family request intense media coverage to aid his recovery.

[Preston Red]

I've joined in on the #davewhelanmightbedead party. It would be awesome to get that trending worldwide but people seem more interested in fucking Eurovision.

 

They must be Wigan fans and Bitters as that's the only glimpse of Europe them cunts will get.

[Kevin D]

Is he from Wigan, the wanker?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

During WWII a young David Whelan was single handedly responsible for the loss of more Allied Shipping than the Luftwaffe and the Fuhrer's U- Boat Fleet combined. As a Footballer a touching message from young Thespian William Kenwright a friend for many years hand an prophetic effect? As a Businessman David's self effacing egoless style held him in good stead, another old friend Lord Sir Alan of Sugar describes David as. " Bladdy Diamond " and this man knows quality when he see's it. Now in his twilight years Viscount Whelan Is a man of few words and spends most of his time with his Charity work. The David Whelan Foundation offers many people with Speech Problems the opportunity to step out from the shadows, pipe up, and be all they can be.

[Lee909]

Dave Whelans lips sink ships

[Dicko]

Dave Whelans lips sink ships

 

It looks like it's sank the HMS MARTINEZ anyway.

[The Guest]

The senile old cunt continues.

 

Apparently he has set a new deadline now for Thursday for all this to be sorted. I thought you said that we had made Martinez an offer already? That's what you said the other day. Fucking wanker.

[Bjornebye]

big fat pie eating bastard