Desperate Scousewives

Ted · January 5, 2012

I've got CCTV of the whole station, and last night some fucking renk came through the barriers with rollers in her hair; a pink dressing gown on; pyjamas underneath that and slippers.

FYI, it was pissing down rain and absolutely freezing.

Stupid fucking cunt.

**Carradona** · January 5, 2012

She'd just left mine, T.

stevebaby · January 6, 2012

Heh.

'Credit riche'

I used to know some bird that thought she was the bollocks, she was a receptionist but rented an Audi TT - not car payments, just rented it. Madness, yet you know she looked down her nose at you in your 2001 fucking Nissan which you owned outright.

Some people are so far behind in the race that they actually think they're winning.

"The man who dies owing the most wins."

**Carradona** · January 8, 2012

Couple of girls I know from uni uploaded this on Facebook, with the comments "proper scousers!". They're from Birmingham.

**TheBitch** · January 8, 2012

I would.

**Section_31** · January 8, 2012

Women like that make me wish my jizz was flammable.

waddy78 · January 8, 2012

The missus loves this fucking program its fucking shite,Scouse wives there's probably more scouse's on fucking Hollyoaks than in this.Give me im a Celebrity anyday of the week.

**Carradona** · January 8, 2012

Of course, Rich. Of course.

dickie mint · February 7, 2013

What's become of these scouse superstars?

Red Banjo · February 7, 2013

Death by hair rollers

**Bjornebye** · February 7, 2013

all begging to be let in clubs in london. 'd'yer know who i fuccchhhhhkin am laaaddd ccckkkrrrhhhrrccchhhhssssssss'

'no, now fack off'

**Anubis** · February 7, 2013

Given it's now February, I'm guessing this is going the same way as the show.....

Scouse Boutique

Harry Squatter · February 23, 2013

Apparently they only got paid a tenner a day for this. Amanda Harrington is fuming that it didn't turn her into an A-lister.

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/liverpool-news/in-the-mix/2013/02/22/the-grim-reality-desperate-scousewives-paid-10-a-day-told-what-to-say-and-dumped-by-email-100252-32857111/

**Anubis** · February 23, 2013

It looks like their little shop is up and running. Check out the hideous print skirts at the bottom of the first page.

Liverpool lad · February 23, 2013

Apparently they only got paid a tenner a day for this. Amanda Harrington is fuming that it didn't turn her into an A-lister.

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/liverpool-news/in-the-mix/2013/02/22/the-grim-reality-desperate-scousewives-paid-10-a-day-told-what-to-say-and-dumped-by-email-100252-32857111/

Welling up here Rob

Harry Squatter · February 23, 2013

Welling up here Rob

I saw those two sisters on North John Street the other day, the younger one looks nice without any make up but the other one looks a bit Ropey. Both were on their mobiles thinking they were Hollywood a-listers.

**Section_31** · February 23, 2013

How anyone can think that look - what Tom Ross ingeniously entiteld 'same heads' - is beyond me. They look ridiculous.

The march of the talentless. It's just a shame so many people in Liverpool these days look up to that kind of thing, it does seem to be the model for young scouse moron behaviour, and has been for quite some years.

**Bobby Hundreds** · February 23, 2013

I agree, they all like like they put today's makeup on over yesterday's. oh I'll shag them but I'll do it with contempt.

Dougie Do'ins · March 24, 2013

How ironic

Desperate Scousewives’ Gill O’Toole marries LA film producer in Las Vegas, just hours after meeting him

DESPERATE Scousewife Gill O’Toole has married an LA film producer – less than 24 hours after meeting him at a party in Las Vegas.

But the 31-year-old insists it was not a stunt – and she does intend to stay with Charley Lodi, best friend of Hollywood actor Luke Wilson.

She told the ECHO: “It does feel like a dream, and I know there will be quite a few people in Liverpool who are shocked, but we have just done everything backwards, that’s all.”

Gill’s incredible US adventure began when she went for a holiday with fellow Scousewives Chris and Mark Johnson-White and younger sister Debbie, who was taking part in a beauty contest in the gambling capital.

Gill said: “We were at a pageant party when a guy who looks after all the MGM high rollers introduced me to Charley. All the pageant girls were going on to another party, but he asked me if I wanted to go for dinner instead.”

Gill said 31-year-old Montana-born Charley was keen to impress her.

She said: “He told me he went to Harvard and he could speak four languages.

“Then he asked me ‘if you could do anything right now, what would it be?’ I’ve always wanted to get married in Vegas, so I said ‘get married!’.

“He looked at me and said ‘OK’.”

Although the couple had known each other for just four hours, they headed to the hotel concierge and told her they wanted to tie the knot immediately.

She explained they would need county court permission, so instead they sealed the wedding idea with an unorthodox proposal.

Gill said: “We went to the souvenir shop, he chose a ring and got down on one knee in the middle of the shop.

“I thought the woman behind the counter was going to have a heart attack!”

His friends staying at the hotel offered to arrange the nuptials the following day and, true to their word, the following morning, a choice of 10 dresses arrived for Gill.

The pair went to the county court, got a licence and went straight back for the hotel ceremony. Gill said: “Debbie was my bridesmaid, and Chris and Mark walked me down the aisle – one on either side.”

The sisters then phoned their parents in West Derby to break the big news.

Gill said: “I told my mum it just felt like the right thing to do and she said she supported me.”

The four pals came back to Liverpool after the March 2 ceremony and Gill and her new husband were left contacting each other via text and phone face-time. A week later though she flew back out to his home in Santa Monica.

Gill said: “Obviously I did not really know that much about him, so we wanted to see how things went.

“I met all his friends and we had a lovely time.

“We have said hopefully we can have a proper wedding one day when my dad can walk me down the aisle.

“I haven’t done this to get a quickie divorce but even if all else fails, I haven’t hurt anyone and it’s an amazing memory.”