I'm serious of this, but are you? (MY EXIT) Will not come on her again

[kop]

 

I came on her to talk about everything about football, everything Liverpool.

 

I DID NOT come on her to be fucked at, laughed at or mocked at.

 

 

I wonder what she said when you came on her for those reasons. And don't knock the second part until you've tried it; many people come on their women for those reasons actually. It's a thing apparently.

[stringvest]

Duncan's given a nice preview of tonight's action...

 

'#mufc & #mcfc will be as keen as custard to progress tonight. utd have a few injuries which only exasperates the challenge for them. join me'

 

'hearing F.A decision immenient if suarez is to be punished for doing a "f**k off" with his finger. imho onion they must let sheep & dogs lie'

 

It's Quaresma alright

[stevienando]

Duncan's given a nice preview of tonight's action...

 

'#mufc & #mcfc will be as keen as custard to progress tonight. utd have a few injuries which only exasperates the challenge for them. join me'

 

'hearing F.A decision immenient if suarez is to be punished for doing a "f**k off" with his finger. imho onion they must let sheep & dogs lie'

 

It's Quaresma alright

 

Brilliant!

[stringvest]

'nearly 24 hours after some #chickens came home to roast #mufc fans are still licking there wombs. a time for reflections for sir alec.'

[stevienando]

i'm a perspiring football journo and part of the football blogging paternity

[JohnnyH]

He seems to have tested the persona here, and then taken it to the world.....

[Duff Man]

If only all "I'm leaving posts" were that good.

[Kevin D]

I like that "DID NOT" is in all caps.

 

Because obviously loads of people were under the impression that he was, in fact, on here to be fucked at.

[Redder Lurtz]

Agreelly.

[TheHowieLama]

YNVA Quaresma luv.

[Duff Man]

Nobody comes on her to be fucked at. NOBODY.

[Bjornebye]

Another frode?

[Lario]

I did not come on her!

[KopOut]

Nobody comes on her to be fucked at. NOBODY.

Nobody comes on her to spew their opinions all over her either. Oh hang on, yes. yes they do.

[s(k)aturation]

Pah pah.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Moment please to snigger at that title (and the rest of it of course!).

This was posted 1 minute after the pissy opening post, whining about not being taken seriously.

 

Bravo, Trumo, sir.  Capital work!

[Paco]

fucking spat all over my phone laughing at that

[s(k)aturation]

He shall return interfrastically.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

 

"I did not come on her to be fucked at."

[AngryOfTuebrook]

That Tim Vicken post on the second page is a thing of awesome, perplexing majesty - like a Jackson Pollock poem or a TS Eliot painting.

 

Still, fair play to Quaresma, he broke the news that Liverpool had signed "one of the greatest talents ever in the Netherlands".

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Vincken

 

Years            Team                       Apps^†     (Gls)^†

2005–2009    Feyenoord                 29           (1)

2009–2012    Excelsior                    54           (8)

2012–2014    De Graafschap          58           (9)  

[Boss]

Tim Vincken current team - free agent, age 27.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Herro ?

[Jennings]

I still can't believe 'agreelly' hasn't been accepted into the Oxford English Dictionary. It is clearly a word and the context has been beautifully used by the OP.

[Oh Buoy]

And people say theres little romance in football anymore.

[Anubis]

I do believe this is what CD and RR were looking for on the DM thread.