*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Barrington Womble]

7 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

 

 

Aren't they just amazing little scamps. Such wit. 

[Anubis]

[John102]

Imagine doing that and posting it to twitter, thinking you'd done something fantastic. I bet they will be telling that story in years to come.

 

I bet in reality ( I know it didn't happen) nobody batted an eyelid and the thing went by without anyone noticing and punching their wives. At worst someone probably asked who'd turned the volume up  before getting back to their day.

[Rushies tash]

Does she work there? If so, why? If not, how did she manage to change the music playing in a hotel?

 

Why, in fact, am I arsed?

[deiseach]

41 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

[Harry Squatter]

19 minutes ago, John102 said:

Imagine doing that and posting it to twitter, thinking you'd done something fantastic. I bet they will be telling that story in years to come.

 

I bet in reality ( I know it didn't happen) nobody batted an eyelid and the thing went by without anyone noticing and punching their wives. At worst someone probably asked who'd turned the volume up  before getting back to their day.

My cousin got married in the Marriot in town 16 years ago. Her and her brother are the only blues in my entire family but are bad bitter twats. At the evening party I went up to the DJ after talking to one of my other cousins about his 4 day trek to Istanbul and asked him to put ring of fire on.

 

My cousin and about 5 of his mates all slammed their drinks down and charged over to the DJ telling him very aggressively to turn it off. One even threatened to punch him. 

 

Like that clip of Mourinho sitting down laughing with one of his backroom staff then gets told the ref never booked someone then he runs over to the 4th official screaming in his face.

 

I love winning trophies because it makes me happy that Liverpool win things. Also that it burns their bitter minds out and tortures them. 

[Harry Squatter]

22 minutes ago, Rushies tash said:

Does she work there? If so, why? If not, how did she manage to change the music playing in a hotel?

 

Why, in fact, am I arsed?

I'd only believe her if she finished the story "I then got battered and stabbed by a load of coked up wools with shit tattoos wearing skinny jeans as I walked out of the Shankly hotel"

[an tha]

They don't care what the redshite say.....

[Chip Butty]

2 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

 

 

Them bastard Watford fans are everywhere aren’t they. 

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

1 hour ago, Harry Squatter said:

I'd only believe her if she finished the story "I then got battered and stabbed by a load of coked up wools with shit tattoos wearing skinny jeans as I walked out of the Shankly hotel"

… which made my grandad, William Ralph Dean don’t ya know, turn in his grave

[Harry Squatter]

4 minutes ago, Jimmy Hills Chin said:

… which made my grandad, William Ralph Dean don’t ya know, turn in his grave

She was Milly Sugden's bridesmaid ya know.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

2 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

 

 

She never mentioned Grandad who she never met. Another first.

[Section_31]

Imagine thinking anyone would be arsed? 

 

Yeah I'm sat here watching the best footballing side in the world with the most in-form player in the world with the best manager in the world pondering premier League and/or champions League success, but someone played the Z cars tune in the Shankly Hotel and, quite frankly, that's runined everything. 

 

 

[Harry Squatter]

10 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Imagine thinking anyone would be arsed? 

 

Yeah I'm sat here watching the best footballing side in the world with the most in-form player in the world with the best manager in the world pondering premier League and/or champions League success, but someone played the Z cars tune in the Shankly Hotel and, quite frankly, that's runined everything. 

 

 

But then she walked over to the car park and saw 25 Norwegians walking around with maps trying to get to Anfield. She told them to get on the wrong bus and they all ended up in New Brighton.

[Chocoholic]

They obviously think Z-Cars has some kind of kryptonite type powers over us, the fucking meffs. This in contrast to how they react to You'll Never Walk Alone, and its place in popular culture before and beyond Liverpool not making any difference to its context in how and when its played.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Why are there Norwegians here? Waiting for the Shrewsbury game?

She is a truly sad bastard, truly sad and not one bit funny.

[Anubis]

Setting aside everything else, why on Earth would the Shankly Hotel have a cd with the z cars tune readily accessible? That alone makes it bullshit.

[Harry Squatter]

 

 

 

[Chocoholic]

Good spot, Anubis. Hadn't thought of that.

[Anubis]

She’s missed the bit where her grandad’s ghost appeared and told her what a fine job she’s doing.

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

36 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Setting aside everything else, why on Earth would the Shankly Hotel have a cd with the z cars tune readily accessible? That alone makes it bullshit.

There’s also the small question of why a top bloo would be walking through the Shankly Hotel.

[manwiththestick]

Even Jay from The Inbetweeners would call bullshit on that.

[Harry Squatter]

18 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Even Jay from The Inbetweeners would call bullshit on that.

Like virtually all of their fan base. They just lie constantly.

[Beno]

Does The Shankly even have a car park?

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

She couldn’t lie straight in bed, pathetic really for a grown woman but not surprising.