*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Talismanic 157]

To be fair it's no more cringey than any other kit release video

[Vacant 3,366]

'More than eleven'

 

Is this the number of managers they've had since they last won a trophy? 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA 9,742]

Pity there wasn’t a firm called We’ll Buy Any Cunt.Com they would be like buy any car but actually pay way over the odds.

[Leyton388 1,867]

27 minutes ago, davelfc* said:

'More than eleven'

 

Is this the number of managers they've had since they last won a trophy? 

I thought it was a Bee Gees song? 

[Pete 2,042]

36 minutes ago, davelfc* said:

'More than eleven'

 

Is this the number of managers they've had since they last won a trophy? 

Maybe it's a reference to Spinal Tap? 

[angie 501]

Not one of their current players in their video. Says it all really.

[Trumo 16,205]

1 hour ago, davelfc* said:

'More than eleven'

 

Is this the number of managers they've had since they last won a trophy? 

 

When it comes to batshit conspiracy theories and bringing us into absolutely everything, they definitely turn the dial past 11. Nil Spinal Nisi Tap.

 

 

[Lee909 13,019]

You wonder what the aftermath of Covid will do to these ideas of skyscrapers and canary wharf. If more people are going to be working from home at least part time they'll end up turned into flats within a couple of years. 

 

Then you'd really get the chance to close the curtains with Everton playing at the bottom of the garden 

[Vacant 3,366]

55 minutes ago, angie said:

Not one of their current players in their video. Says it all really.

Most of the footage came from Pathe News. Hats off to the restorers and the chaps that colourised the b\w film. . 

[Strontium 11,267]

3 hours ago, davelfc* said:

'More than eleven'

 

Is this the number of managers they've had since they last won a trophy? 

 

Average attendance, I think.

[Vacant 3,366]

41 minutes ago, Stront19m Dog™ said:

 

Average attendance, I think.

For testimonials  

[Vacant 3,366]

All of Everton’s kits will form part of hummel’s ‘More Than 11 campaign’, which recognises that football is much more than the eleven players on the pitch – it is the millions of fans in and outside the stadium and the local and international community in which football has a role to play. It is about the powerful bond between Everton and its fans, and the unrivalled passion of the Everton family that spans the globe.

 

 

They're going to beed a bigger stadium. Millions eh?  

[Jimmy Hills Chin 2,078]

26 minutes ago, davelfc* said:

All of Everton’s kits will form part of hummel’s ‘More Than 11 campaign’, which recognises that football is much more than the eleven players on the pitch – it is the millions of fans in and outside the stadium and the local and international community in which football has a role to play. It is about the powerful bond between Everton and its fans, and the unrivalled passion of the Everton family that spans the globe.

 

 

They're going to beed a bigger stadium. Millions eh?  

By unrivalled passion they mean utter bile, yes?

[Lee909 13,019]

Spans the globe

 

They won't fucking like that

[johnsusername 3,493]

6 hours ago, Pete said:

Maybe it's a reference to Spinal Tap? 

As long as they don't get their feet and inches mixed up like Tap did for Stonehenge. 

[Ron B 260]

6 hours ago, Pete said:

Maybe it's a reference to Spinal Tap? 

“May I start by saying how thrilled I am to be here. I am such a fan of Everton and all of your history. I’m not speaking of Everton specifically, but the whole genre of the football in this city.”

[rb14 1,901]

9 hours ago, R BENO said:

...up the M62 they have gone for jobs and stability, like Salford Quays and Media City, which has brought tens of thousands of good jobs to the area. We've missed the boat again on that score.

I'm not sure about tens of thousands, but I'm not going to split hairs.

 

Missed the boat? Boat? There was never a boat for us to catch. If they gave us a faint sniff of a rubber ring, it would have been filled with hot air. The same hot air that is BMD. 

[Harry Squatter 13,906]

They won the "Big Dunc strangled Steffen Freund" cup in that yellow and blue kit.  

[Harry Squatter 13,906]

 

Meeerrrdeereeerz

 

[Marko121 443]

Obviously, that is a load of reds dressed up as blues in order to sully the good name of the senior, Peoples Club of firsts.

 

It was a couple of plane loads of Scandinavians as well - you can hear that in the accents  

[paddyberger 828]

On 07/08/2020 at 13:57, niallers said:

Oh dear. 

Cazoo - Makes me giggle every time. 

[dockers_strike 4,132]

22 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

 

Meeerrrdeereeerz

 

That fella was off his trolley attempting to drive down there in his shirt 20 minutes before kick off!

[Bjornebye 33,843]

Rats the lot of them 

[Tony Moanero 17,278]

Bet a load of them would have shit themselves had the driver got out of the car.

[Anubis 21,592]

Acting with such class and dignity.