*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Lee909]

10:30 and no-one has mentioned it yet. I'm waiting for an opportunity for someone to say something to which I can reply "Well that's crossed a line hasn't it?....unlike Sterling!!"

Go and make a cup of coffee in big red mug

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Email them all a link to Pellegirini basically saying to suck it up as the ref game Everton plenty of favours. They'll like that.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

10:30 and no-one has mentioned it yet.  I'm waiting for an opportunity for someone to say something to which I can reply "Well that's crossed a line hasn't it?....unlike Sterling!!"

 

Just do a John McEnroe impression. 

[the chimp]

 

I am absolutely made up the bitter, poisonous cunts were knocked out. It is true karma that it was City who were the ones who did it given the Bitters, "It's not the winning ..." bollocks.

[RED Tezza]

 Starting polls on the managers future after losing in cup semi finals and abject league performances leaving the team in the bottom half of the table? - Kopite behaviour that 

[Philbert]

The only controversy about the De Bruyne goal was how on earth Sterling managed to skin the world's best centre half....

[Lee909]

 

 

This has to be photoshop material

Now wheres that pic of Turdseye

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

The only controversy about the De Bruyne goal was how on earth Sterling managed to skin the world's best centre half....

Sterlings a £49m player dontyaknow

[Dr Nowt]

Yagielka moaning that when he asked Atkinson to explain the second goal, he replied by asking him about his defending. Hilarious. Half a day in and the latest grand injustice grows and grows.

 

Apparently he knew their luck was out when City's first deflected in. The foul on Aguero leading upto their own goal and City hitting the post twice don't get a mention in this cosmic decision to doom them, oddly enough.

 

It's almost as though the way they react to anything at all going against them in a game defines the club and why they haven't won anything for two decades.

[Paulie Dangerously]

They're all made up as it's given them a get out for bottling it and the fact they didn't want a derby final. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I can't wait for all the big boys to strip them of their so called best assets this summer. 

 

They'll probably welcome Gollum back with open arms and he'll save them from relegation next season (they are due a dog fight) and his golden statue will be erected outside woodison for their grandchildren to fornicate over....ahh the good old times. 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

I've dabbled small stakes on them to go down this season. 200/1.

 

Don't think it'll happen, but they're a Lukaku injury from turmoil. Saying that, he's having a slight dry spell at the minute.

 

They're form is woeful. Actual relegation form. 3 wins in 12 games. They've won 3 league games at home all season. They're leaking goals.

 

Next 4 in the league are against two teams needing points, Newcastle and West Brom, and away to us and Stoke.

 

As I said, it's a long shot, but come the end of February they could be right in the mix and that 200/1 will have gone right down.

[stringvest]

I do think BBS is getting a rough ride by their fans at the moment.  They're as good a side as they could expect to be at the moment.  It would be far easier for them to fall 10 places than to improve a couple of places.

[deiseach]

Been watching Andy Carroll's winner for the millionth time and I've only just noticed how calm Jurgen Klopp was about it all:

 

[Dr. J]

I can't wait for all the big boys to strip them of their so called best assets this summer. 

 

They'll probably welcome Gollum back with open arms and he'll save them from relegation next season (they are due a dog fight) and his golden statue will be erected outside woodison for their grandchildren to fornicate over....ahh the good old times. 

 

The bitters are talking 100m minimum for Stone and Lukaku. Worrying stuff as they usually buy sensibly (was going to say cleverly, but) They could do a lot with that money and Koeman

[Guest Pistonbroke]

The bitters are talking 100m minimum for Stone and Lukaku. Worrying stuff as they usually buy sensibly (was going to say cleverly, but) They could do a lot with that money and Koeman

 

Whatever they make off sales the majority won't go on new players. No way will they get 100 million for those two.

 

Their fans are still holding out on the rumours of the club being taken over. 

[The Golden Eel]

 

 

Anyone noticed the enormous drop in Everton refereeing decisions since Klopp took over at the sh*te?

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

 

 

Anyone noticed the enormous drop in Everton refereeing decisions since Klopp took over at the sh*te?

His wife must constantly be running around looking for tinfoil for the roast.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

This is an actual, real, none piss taking thing.....

 

As we all know, Evertonians are born and not manufactured.

 

But whilst it is a well-known fact amongst Blues, specific dispensation is not given by registry offices across the land to the colour of blood coursing through the veins of all Evertonians.

 

In order to rectify this glaring oversight, evertonfc.com is offering all true Blues the opportunity to register for their very own Everton Birth Certificate.

 

All you need do is simply fill in your name and your date of birth - the official Everton web platform will then do the rest.

 

A unique birth certificate of your own will be created detailing the elements of Everton's history which relate specifically to your birth date.

 

This not only includes the identity of players that have represented the first team in the Club's long and illustrious history and who share your birth date or birth month but also the notable fixtures on or around your birthday, as well as key events in the Club's history on the date of your birth.

 

Were you born in a successful season for the Club? Do you share a birthday with a legend - or Brett Angell? Which famous victories have the Club recorded on the date of your birth?

 

Find out by filling in your name and date of birth below and then print or share with your friends.

[alles ist gut]

When did Brett Angell stop being an Everton legend?

[Chocoholic]

From the Echo... http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/manchester-city-v-everton-fans-10799906

 

 

 

 

Joe Scott ‏@litanyoftittery  15h15 hours ago

Not crying but: Wasn't 'difficult for the linesman' its his entire job Wasn't 'after 5 or 6 views', i said "gone" straight away #efc

 

Not racist, but...

[Guest Pistonbroke]

This is an actual, real, none piss taking thing.....

 

As we all know, Evertonians are born and not manufactured.

 

But whilst it is a well-known fact amongst Blues, specific dispensation is not given by registry offices across the land to the colour of blood coursing through the veins of all Evertonians.

 

In order to rectify this glaring oversight, evertonfc.com is offering all true Blues the opportunity to register for their very own Everton Birth Certificate.

 

All you need do is simply fill in your name and your date of birth - the official Everton web platform will then do the rest.

 

A unique birth certificate of your own will be created detailing the elements of Everton's history which relate specifically to your birth date.

 

This not only includes the identity of players that have represented the first team in the Club's long and illustrious history and who share your birth date or birth month but also the notable fixtures on or around your birthday, as well as key events in the Club's history on the date of your birth.

 

Were you born in a successful season for the Club? Do you share a birthday with a legend - or Brett Angell? Which famous victories have the Club recorded on the date of your birth?

 

Find out by filling in your name and date of birth below and then print or share with your friends.

 

Please send in a postage stamp we can use for said birth certificate and place it in a self addressed envelope, cost of certificate and postage is a mere 200 pounds, do your bit for the club, legends don't grow on trees. 

[Sputnik1]

From the Echo... http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/manchester-city-v-everton-fans-10799906

 

 

 

 

Joe Scott ‏@litanyoftittery  15h15 hours ago

Not crying but: Wasn't 'difficult for the linesman' its his entire job Wasn't 'after 5 or 6 views', i said "gone" straight away #efc

 

Not racist, but...

 

I bet he was playing a different tune when the linesman missed the offside for the Stoke goal, karma always seems to slap them hard. 

[Dr Nowt]

This is an actual, real, none piss taking thing.....

 

As we all know, Evertonians are born and not manufactured.

 

But whilst it is a well-known fact amongst Blues, specific dispensation is not given by registry offices across the land to the colour of blood coursing through the veins of all Evertonians.

 

In order to rectify this glaring oversight, evertonfc.com is offering all true Blues the opportunity to register for their very own Everton Birth Certificate.

 

All you need do is simply fill in your name and your date of birth - the official Everton web platform will then do the rest.

 

A unique birth certificate of your own will be created detailing the elements of Everton's history which relate specifically to your birth date.

 

This not only includes the identity of players that have represented the first team in the Club's long and illustrious history and who share your birth date or birth month but also the notable fixtures on or around your birthday, as well as key events in the Club's history on the date of your birth.

 

Were you born in a successful season for the Club? Do you share a birthday with a legend - or Brett Angell? Which famous victories have the Club recorded on the date of your birth?

 

Find out by filling in your name and date of birth below and then print or share with your friends.

Maybe someone wasn't given a deserved second yellow against EFC in the same month as your birthday, or perhaps the same day of another month.

 

Make sure your descendants are crying about it generations from now with this unbelievably bad idea.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

I'm going to print one of those birth certificates out.

 

How coincidental that my name is Mr. M.T. Trophyroom and I was born on 20 May 1995.