What's the hardest thing you've ever had to do?

[silverlining]

What if she's wearing pig tails? That always does it for me.

 

 

Too far?

 

I think we're all way past "too far"

[Spy Bee]

I'm spent!

[lifetime fan]

I'm spent!

 

 

Pig tails did it for me.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

When I was in Iraq we found a building complex with about a hundred coffins in. Inside each coffin aswell as bones, was personel items and photographs of how each victim had been tortured.

 

'Kinell. Take it you where in the Army?

 

No Ant he was at the Iraq Butlins with his ma.

[silverlining]

No Ant he was at the Iraq Butlins with his ma.

 

Hahahahahahaha

 

Poor the Ant

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I put my life on hold for 10 years though my twenties with a disease which led to 5 ops, debilitation and a daily painful nurse visit (rod inserted into raw flesh). But having read this thread I think I've got off lightly.

 

And after all that, still gay, you have to wonder was it really worth it Thants.

[lifetime fan]

No Ant he was at the Iraq Butlins with his ma.

 

 

Supoib.

[Uncle_Meat]

How about if your daughter had a gun to your head and was forcing you to fuck a dead terrorist?

 

Not so bad I think. Fucking a corpse is a victimless crime.

[lifetime fan]

How about if your daughter had a gun to your head and was forcing you to fuck a dead terrorist?

 

Not so bad I think. Fucking a corpse is a victimless crime.

 

 

It's felt like that many a time.

[Joe Le Taxi]

The calmest I've seen SL on this forum is when he was on that last page talking about his 6 year old daughter.

 

Should we be worried?

[Unrighteous]

Possibly, I don't know really, although I suspect I've missed out on some things due to a readiness to let things fall to shit rather than trying to correct or rectify them, this is especially true of relationships with other people.

 

I am about the same, mate. Watched my dad die when I was 18. He was a real bastard, but it still fucked me up good and proper.

[Magic Sponge]

I'm really lucky at the age of 30 to never of lost a really close family member. The thought of that happening really frightens me.

 

I went to my missus nan's funeral this week and it really hit home about life and shit.

 

Life can really suck.

[Red Baron II]

I'm really lucky at the age of 30 to never of lost a really close family member. The thought of that happening really frightens me.

 

I went to my missus nan's funeral this week and it really hit home about life and shit.

 

Life can really suck.

 

Lost my dad last December, two days before christmas. He was a life-long red and followed the team home and away back in the 60s and 70s.

 

Last month I also lost my favourite aunt who was just 59. Had to carry the coffin and that really knocked me for six. To say it has been a shit year doesn't even begin to cover it. Like you say, life really can suck.

[liverpoolsno9]

I reckon that if there's anything almost guaranteed to give me a problem with getting an erection, it's having a gun pointed in my face and being asked to have sex with my own daughter, in front of a murderous audience.

 

Even with "mood lighting"[/quote

 

This happened to me & I never had any trouble getting a lob on. T'was a good night in the end, surprisingly.

[Joe Le Taxi]

Are you Josef Fritzl?

[rEddie]

Amazing humour in this thread, profoundly sad experiences also. FWIW, my respect to all. Sincerely.

[Unrighteous]

Amazing humour in this thread, profoundly sad experiences also. FWIW, my respect to all. Sincerely.

 

Yah, not sure how I will get over Woos tragedy.

[Harry Squatter]

Al, haven't you been to butlins in Kirkuk? Pontins in Mosul is quite decent too

[VladimirIlyich]

I'm really lucky at the age of 30 to never of lost a really close family member. The thought of that happening really frightens me.

 

I went to my missus nan's funeral this week and it really hit home about life and shit.

 

Life can really suck.

 

You are very lucky my friend.

 

I was 22 before my first funeral,one of my nans and since then I've been to dozens icluding one or two people younger than me.

Still got my parents though,thank god.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Al, haven't you been to butlins in Kirkuk? Pontins in Mosul is quite decent too

 

Yeah, and neither of them are a patch on The Morton arms, I've heard.....

[Spy Bee]

Judge: So Mr Fritzl, you had sex with your daughter on numerous occasions?

Fritzl: Your honour, I did not wish to, but there was a gun to my head!

Judge: How did you get a lob on Josef?

Fritzl: BASTARD!

[Stouffer]

I had to reinstall Windows ME on a Pentium II 266Mhz PC earlier this afternoon.

 

The shame. The shame of it all. :'(

 

Was it a Gateway?

 

Shudders.

[loadsoftrophies]

Wow forgot all about this.

 

It worked btw. Best feeling ever.

[melons]

Wow forgot all about this.

 

It worked btw. Best feeling ever.

 

Woah, missed that thread - how did it go and when is it due, born?

[loadsoftrophies]

Woah, missed that thread - how did it go and when is it due, born?

 

He's 9 months old and he's the business!!

Twas a really tough process, all the injections and emotion was very tough on the Missus as we had a load of setbacks but eventually we got there. Was tough emotionally for me as well put at least i got to pull the plums off myself for medical reasons. Cost a lot of money but it just doesn't matter when you get what you want.

Really didn't think it would work first time but the morning she done the test was frightening, longest night ever. She went into the bathroom and returned with a shocked head on her and just said 'i'm pregnant'. It was a weird feeling, we just sat there shocked.

We had to go to the hospital the following 2 days so they could find a heartbeat, that was a fucking frightening moment, she didn't find it straight away but then there was a feint little beat that she zoomed in on, tears everywhere.

He's our life now, everything revolves around him and we're just so happy we have him, it's an incredible feeling having your own child and we're steeped everything went right for us.