Any fathers out there?

[Elite]

I found out a few weeks back that my girlfriend is pregnant. I am only 22, so it wasn't planned but after coming around to the idea I am very happy about it. Any good advice of the perils of helping my pregnant girlfriend and the impending offspring?

[Indian Red]

Shag her loads before she gets fat

[robslappa]

Congratulations!

 

Best advice I can give is get some sleep in now. Because a restful night becomes a thing of the past.

[Elite]

Congratulations!

 

Best advice I can give is get some sleep in now. Because a restful night becomes a thing of the past.

 

Thank you. Yeah that's the thing I am not looking forward to, I love a good nights sleep.

[RobbieOR]

You said you were a virgin on the other thread, So who's the father?

 

Seriously, Congratulations mate.

[Elite]

You said you were a virgin on the other thread, So who's the father?

 

Seriously, Congratulations mate.

 

Thanks.

 

I was messing about being a virgin. I know you're on my facebook so would appreciate no mention of it yet, it's not common knowledge just yet! Well friends and family know but not work collegues and shit!

[RobbieOR]

Thanks.

 

I was messing about being a virgin. I know you're on my facebook so would appreciate no mention of it yet, it's not common knowledge just yet! Well friends and family know but not work collegues and shit!

 

I gathered you were messing. Yeah wont say anything. I feel privilaged, knowing before work collegues.

[Nerik]

Congrats. Be there for your gf throughout the pregnancy and also for the birth.

[odris]

Run, get out while you can, you're gonna hate it.

 

 

What the fuck do i know, i'm only 19.

[Original202]

Congratulations...

 

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And yes, be there for your GF. But don't be there at the goal end during the pregnancy, you don't need to see that.

[god knows]

Don't let the little fucker sleep in your bed with you and your missus. REPEAT DON'T!

If you love your sleep it will have effects for years if you allow it. Also remember to feed it and change it's arse. That is all.

[Elite]

But don't be there at the goal end during the pregnancy, you don't need to see that.

 

I don't plan to mate! I like that part of her body immensely, I don't want to taint the appeal of it!

[sixonway]

start saving money now

[Fugitive]

[melons]

Many congratulations!

 

Don't let the little fucker sleep in your bed with you and your missus. REPEAT DON'T!

If you love your sleep it will have effects for years if you allow it. Also remember to feed it and change it's arse. That is all.

 

I want to echo this one. I was a lazy cow and chose the easiest option of breast feeding, (this also gets you out of night feeds as it happens) my 3rd child moved into our bed as she was up feeding most of the night, i stopped B/F her when she was 14 months, and its still a night mare to keep her out of the bed, i maybe get the bed to myself twice a week. She's now almost 7.

 

 

Other advice, sleep lots, disposable nappies are worth never flying again in your life if you do all that carbon footprint stuff. Never and i repeat never go to a certain place to watch a certain game if you happen to have to spend a couple of evenings in for antenatal classes /monitoring and what not. You'll never hear the end of it.

[coop]

Congratulation lad.

 

Best thing that happened to me mate when i became a father and certainly makes you appreciate what you have.

 

Like its been posted make sure your there for the birth as its an experience you are never going to forget.

[halewood pete]

Congrats.Just love your baby.thats it.

[Elite]

Thank you everybody, it's appreciated.

 

In regards to the baby sleeping in the bed, how come this always happens with parents, to shut the baby up from crying?

 

I am naive in terms of babies, so I need to get reading/listening to advice over the next few months.

[Nerik]

Babies sleep better when they feel safer i.e. their mother next to them. Once they get used to that.........

 

We let our daughter sleep in our bed, but have not repeated the same with our son.

[Anubis]

Congratulations. The only piece of advice I'd offer is don't allow your child access to the attic if you're planning to build any hot air balloons.

[god knows]

Congratulations. The only piece of advice I'd offer is don't allow your child access to the attic if you're planning to build any hot air balloons.

 

This advice has been blown up out of all proportion.

[RedinSweden]

I found out a few weeks back that my girlfriend is pregnant. I am only 22, so it wasn't planned but after coming around to the idea I am very happy about it. Any good advice of the perils of helping my pregnant girlfriend and the impending offspring?

 

I was 23 when my missus got pregnant with our first. I can echo the get some sleep thing. Especially on saturday mornings. Wake up, say "aaaaah" then go back to sleep. Keep doing this.

 

At the birth, do whatever your missus says. She is the one you have to live with after all of this.

 

When the thing is out, if you have one that cries a lot, look up controlled crying methods. they help loads. For the love of god do not let the thing get dependent on you carrying it round/pushing prams and shit like that in order to sleep. Also don't tiptoe around when it is asleep, get it used to sleeping aroiund a normal level of noise.

 

Most of all, try and enjoy it as it flies past.

[The 5th Benitel]

Congratulations.

 

I've managed to get to 30 still avoidig kids so i cant give you any advice. However, i just wanted to check you'd gone through the initial procedure of lying in bed sobbing and then punching a pillow while screaming, 'Why me!?! Why me!?!'.

[hamstrung]

I'll let you know what its like next Wednesday.

[RobbieOR]

I'll let you know what its like next Wednesday.

 

ooh its getting close Mr hamstrung. I remember when you made the announcment on here. ' I wont be getting titty wanks for a long time now'