What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Alan Sex]

What’s everyone’s feelings about Pangolin on a full English?

[General Dryness]

1 minute ago, Alan Sex said:

What’s everyone’s feelings about Pangolin on a full English?

I prefer bat, but if pangolins all you've got get it on there.

[TheHowieLama]

2 minutes ago, Alan Sex said:

What’s everyone’s feelings about Pangolin on a full English?

Maybe the pudding, not the sausage.

[General Dryness]

I'd eat pangolin before I'd eat those fucking hash browns.

[Alan Sex]

You can keep your bat as well. 
 

It’s more of a pizza thing anyway. 

[Guest]

2 hours ago, General Dryness said:

I'd eat pangolin before I'd eat those fucking hash browns.

Hash brown hate levels...

 

 

To want to put one of these on a breakfast?

 

[Mudface]

9 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Hash brown hate levels...

 

 

To want to put one of these on a breakfast?

 

There's good eatin' on one of those.

[Bob]

I booked my own ticket down to London and first class was only £4 extra so I loved it up.

 

went for the complimentary full breakfast.

 

Enjoyed it.

 

initially only served with one sausage (the underdone one) but he came back with the plate after and asked if I wanted anything else so I took a second sausage.

 

overall, it’s was very good.

 

no complaints given the limitations of being on a train.

 

nice coffee too.

 

 

[cloggypop]

Difficult eating angle and too many triangles. 

[Bob]

1 minute ago, cloggypop said:

Difficult eating angle and too many triangles. 

Took the photo when we were flying round a corner at exceptional high speed. These new Azusa trains really are a bit special.

[Pidge]

15 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Hash brown hate levels...

 

 

To want to put one of these on a breakfast?

 

Off the scale?

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Absolute textbook sausage use as the break water with the egg.

[Jairzinho]

Bacon looks cooked yet seems to have grown a small leg.

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

I booked my own ticket down to London and first class was only £4 extra so I loved it up.

 

went for the complimentary full breakfast.

 

Enjoyed it.

 

initially only served with one sausage (the underdone one) but he came back with the plate after and asked if I wanted anything else so I took a second sausage.

 

overall, it’s was very good.

 

no complaints given the limitations of being on a train.

 

nice coffee too.

 

 

No black pudding? I thought you said you travelled first class! 

[TheHowieLama]

Half a piece of toast?

 

I like how they made the egg out of leather.

[Bjornebye]

14 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Half a piece of toast?

 

I like how they made the egg out of leather.

I’ve just called him a good bloke on another thread and there is more proof. He is sharing his toast with a complete stranger on the train. They don’t make em like our Bob very often. 

[Remmie]

28 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I’ve just called him a good bloke on another thread and there is more proof. He is sharing his toast with a complete stranger on the train. They don’t make em like our Bob very often. 

Pro-beaner though

[Bob]

35 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Pro-beaner though

Is fucking right.

 

the egg looked like a horror show but was excellent. Nice runny yolk.

 

as I say, all things considered it was grand.

[Guest]

2 hours ago, Pidge said:

Off the scale?

Scales are off?

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Remmie said:

Pro-beaner though

Thank fuck they don't make em like Bob very often 

[Chip Butty]

4 hours ago, Jairzinho said:

Bacon looks cooked yet seems to have grown a small leg.

Thats it Vestigial bone, indicating it's genetic link to once being a Giraffe and of course, a Pangolin. 

[TheHowieLama]

It's not his leg...

 

 

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[Nunavut Patrick]

On 04/03/2020 at 13:58, Bruce Spanner said:

Told you to go to the pie shop around the corner...

Or The Water Rats.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

On 22/02/2020 at 08:12, Strontium Dog™ said:

Erm

 

https://www.standard.co.uk/go/london/restaurants/epic-pies-full-english-tart-breakfast-a4368291.html

 

Epic Pies: City pie shop launches Full English breakfast in a tart

 

Me tart would give yer a dig, if yer served her that. (She’s not a fan of pie pastry which is fucking weird.)

[Anubis]

Bacon looks woefully undercooked. Generic sausage. No black pudding. And beans...