What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Spy Bee]

You call it an omelette. I call it a crime.

[YorkshireRed]

Some people on here don’t deserve breakfasts. They should be made to skip it and move right on through to lunch. 
 

I’d have zero sympathy. They would have brought it on themselves. 

[TheHowieLama]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

Dave needs to step in here and start dishing the bans out.

Or start banning the dishes.

[Carradona]

Brunch & Cake, Barcelona. Far too fancy for my liking. Not a sausage on the menu. 1/10

[YorkshireRed]

6 minutes ago, Carradona said:

Brunch & Cake, Barcelona. Far too fancy for my liking. Not a sausage on the menu. 1/10

Top one looks like the current hairstyle of a popular poster (allegedly). 

[Lurtz]

2 hours ago, DalyanPete said:

Lost for words on the omelette. May the lord have mercy on your soul.

 

The chilli flakes in the omelette are the sun dried type that you see all over in Turkey. Perfect for chucking in with omelettes. 

 

 

[Trumo]

3 hours ago, Anubis said:

What the fuck have you done to that omelette?

 

Swapped it for a naan bread by the looks of things.

[Fugitive]

2 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Top one looks like the current hairstyle of a popular poster (allegedly). 

 

[lifetime fan]

5 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Some people on here don’t deserve breakfasts. They should be made to skip it and move right on through to lunch. 
 

I’d have zero sympathy. They would have brought it on themselves. 

Dinner*

[Bjornebye]

We’re all getting nicked and to be honest I can’t blame them. 

[Fugitive]

I’ve just ordered a 14 item breakfast.

 

 

[Mudface]

21 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

I’ve just ordered a 14 item breakfast.

 

 

 

[Fugitive]

3 minutes ago, Mudface said:

 

It’s a brand new place with no reviews yet. Also just tracking the driver and the twat has gone in the opposite direction so I’m guessing he is doing another delivery and my food will turn up stone cold, the cunt. 
 

I’m optimistic.

[Bjornebye]

The suspense is killing me here 

[Total Longo]

This is going to be absolutely grim, i can sense it. 

[Fugitive]

Apart from the fact he that had obviously been sexually assaulted on the way here, the 1p Sausages tasting like shit, the black pudding having the consistency of granite and the haggis not actually tasting anything like haggis, it was sound.

 

0.5/10

 

Fucking cunts. 

[Bjornebye]

Hahahahahaha fucking hell it looks like it’s been scooped up off the floor and if somebody served me that that’s exactly where it would end back up. Repped for the lack of beans and having the fucking nerve to post that sack of shit 

[Fugitive]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Hahahahahaha fucking hell it looks like it’s been scooped up off the floor and if somebody served me that that’s exactly where it would end back up. Repped for the lack of beans and having the fucking nerve to post that sack of shit 

They only got 0.5 because you can’t even order beans from them, the only thing that’s currently stopping me leaving their first review calling them paedo cunts.

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

They only got 0.5 because you can’t even order beans from them, the only thing that’s currently stopping me leaving their first review calling them paedo cunts.

Not all bad then 

[Fugitive]

I’m one bad breakfast away from being front page news in Scotland, the sweaty fucking cunts.

[Lurtz]

1 hour ago, Fugitive said:

Apart from the fact he that had obviously been sexually assaulted on the way here, the 1p Sausages tasting like shit, the black pudding having the consistency of granite and the haggis not actually tasting anything like haggis, it was sound.

 

0.5/10

 

Fucking cunts. 

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

It looks very, um , flat.

Were there any tire marks on the box itself?

[Dave D]

On 27/04/2024 at 13:10, Captain Willard said:

Today’s effort. 

 

As I was scrolling down the page and caught glimpse of the sliced baguette, bacon and black pudding  I thought it looked promising- then the rest of the picture came into view and I instinctively said "oh shit" out loud when I saw what is allegedly piccalilly.

 

Repped for the element of insanity         

[Spy Bee]

Picalilly on a breakfast! I'm going to have to try that!

[Anubis]

5 hours ago, Fugitive said:

Apart from the fact he that had obviously been sexually assaulted on the way here, the 1p Sausages tasting like shit, the black pudding having the consistency of granite and the haggis not actually tasting anything like haggis, it was sound.

 

0.5/10

 

Fucking cunts. 

Did they describe the black pudding and square sausage as “flambéd” on the menu?