What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Fugitive]

I hope you all fucking die.

[Bjornebye]

38 minutes ago, Dave D said:

Looks tasty but certainly room for improvement.

 

Less green stuff

Don’t cook sausage with hair straighteners

Serve bacon and not frazzles 

The sausage was immense. Needed a second defo 

 

28 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

I hope you all fucking die.

Have you ordered again? 

[Remmie]

On 21/04/2024 at 17:26, Bjornebye said:

Elephant & Castle, Downtown Chicago. $13. Pissed off how they’ve sliced the toast but other than that lovely. 7/10 

Were the eggs cooked on a defibrillator or a trouser press? Is that shoe polish on the sausages? I think this picture has given me a nosebleed 

[Pidge]

Fucking hell, stig ordered Ardja eggs. The state of it...

[Curly]

On 21/04/2024 at 17:26, Bjornebye said:

Elephant & Castle, Downtown Chicago. $13. Pissed off how they’ve sliced the toast but other than that lovely. 7/10 

I have questions:

 

1 - were the yokes runny?

2 - did they cook the sausages with hair straighteners?

3 - are they roast potatoes?

4 - if so, why?

5 - how long are you into your episode of violent wilds?

[Tony Moanero]

15 minutes ago, Curly said:

I have questions:

 

1 - were the yokes runny?

2 - did they cook the sausages with hair straighteners?

3 - are they roast potatoes?

4 - if so, why?

5 - how long are you into your episode of violent wilds?

Sautéed potatoes, aren’t they?

[TheHowieLama]

2 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Sautéed potatoes, aren’t they?

Skillet taters.

[Curly]

2 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Sautéed potatoes, aren’t they?

Potatoes, potartoes, Tone

[cloggypop]

8 hours ago, Pidge said:

Fucking hell, stig ordered Ardja eggs. The state of it...

 

Eggs over uneasy

[Trumo]

11 hours ago, Remmie said:

Were the eggs cooked on a defibrillator or a trouser press? Is that shoe polish on the sausages? I think this picture has given me a nosebleed 

 

You ask for sautéed potatoes with a garnish, they'll cook your eggs with a steam iron. It's the Chicago way.

[Fowlers God]

Breaky from the hotel this morning. 
 

Sausages were very good

beans in a pot which is good. No juice touching anything and can leave them no issues

mushrooms tasty and never enough. 
hash brown crispy enough

bacon- usual oily hotel type

bread- sourdough nonsense 

Egg runny on top cooked further down the yolk. 
tomato- not cooked; just hot

 

7/10

[TheHowieLama]

sourdough nonsense 

 

 

[Fugitive]

This has just appeared on Facebook and I’m tempted to track down the culprit and skin him alive…

 

 

[Curly]

2 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

This has just appeared on Facebook and I’m tempted to track down the culprit and skin him alive…

 

 

Is that actually a thing? I have noted that I’ve enjoyed toast when I’ve had it brought out unbuttered and then it doesn’t soak in. Maybe there is something to these toast racks

[Pidge]

and they say that the British have a poor food culture...

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Fowlers God said:

Breaky from the hotel this morning. 
 

Sausages were very good

beans in a pot which is good. No juice touching anything and can leave them no issues

mushrooms tasty and never enough. 
hash brown crispy enough

bacon- usual oily hotel type

bread- sourdough nonsense 

Egg runny on top cooked further down the yolk. 
tomato- not cooked; just hot

 

7/10

Apart from the beans that looks decent. Nonce 

 

8 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

This has just appeared on Facebook and I’m tempted to track down the culprit and skin him alive…

 

 

He’ll be getting a visit from them paedo vigilantes in no time 

[Fowlers God]

1 hour ago, TheHowieLama said:

sourdough nonsense 

 

 

 

Bread is bread. 

 

12 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Apart from the beans that looks decent. Nonce 

 

He’ll be getting a visit from them paedo vigilantes in no time 

 

I didnt fucking eat the beans you mentalist, I even said I left them. 

[Mook]

Putting toast in the fridge is fucking demented.

[Fugitive]

29 minutes ago, Mook said:

Putting toast in the fridge is fucking demented.

The contents of that fridge strongly suggests that he is in Scotland.

 

I reckon it’s PST.

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

The contents of that fridge strongly suggests that he is in Scotland.

 

I reckon it’s PST.

Stovies and Irn Bru. It’s either Rab C Nesbitt or Champ 

[Bruce Spanner]

Don’t mind cold toast.

[Mudface]

43 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Don’t mind cold toast.

 

Nice if it's been buttered while hot, then rebuttered.

[Fugitive]

[Dave D]

5 hours ago, Fowlers God said:

Breaky from the hotel this morning. 
 

Sausages were very good

beans in a pot which is good. No juice touching anything and can leave them no issues

mushrooms tasty and never enough. 
hash brown crispy enough

bacon- usual oily hotel type

bread- sourdough nonsense 

Egg runny on top cooked further down the yolk. 
tomato- not cooked; just hot

 

7/10

 

Quite fancy to serve it to your table with the rim of the plate on fire. 

[YorkshireRed]

When having a boiled egg. I like my soldiers to be cold. Well buttered, but cold. 
 

I feel they’re better prepared to do battle with the yolk that way. 
 

Cold toast (again generously buttered) is good for dipping in soup as well.