What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Carvalho Diablo]

[Chip Butty]

Love how you have placed another breakfast half in shot, as your chosen inanimate object of choice.

 

 

I'd have a run at that, but the BP looks frazzled to fuck. 

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

I don’t even know where to start 

[YorkshireRed]

It’s the bean juice, tinned tomato juice mash up that I struggle with.
 

I know it’s essentially two tomato based juices together, so it shouldn’t really be a problem. It just is though, one of those things that’s difficult to explain. 
 

Some boffin needs to do a dissertation on it so I can articulate why the sight of it makes me want to hurl on my shoes. 

[Fugitive]

1 hour ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

I hope everyone escaped the fire.

[Pete]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

I don’t even know where to start 

The bin would be a good place. 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Pete said:

The bin would be a good place. 

It looks like it’s already been in the bin 

[Mook]

Even the mushrooms are trying to escape.

[Tony Moanero]

On 23/08/2022 at 09:37, Mike D said:

YMCA cafe Crewe.

 

Not bad for a fiver.

 

 

Cunt plate.

[Tony Moanero]

On 11/09/2022 at 11:54, Carradona said:

4 sausage

4 smoked bacon 

2 egg

2 toast

 

Simple but great.

Cunt plate.

[Tony Moanero]

3 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Cunt plate.

[Tony Moanero]

On 24/07/2022 at 15:59, Bjornebye said:

Milo Lounge - Lark Lane. 
 

Don’t fucking ask. 
 

 

Cunt plate.

[easytoslip]

34 minutes ago, Mook said:

Even the mushrooms are trying to escape.

I did notice that. 

[easytoslip]

2 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Cunt plate.

Plus it looks like it's been preserved from the Aftermath of Vesuvius's wrath. 

[tokyojoe]

5 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Beyond fuckin belief. 

[Mudface]

The bacon looks like it's screaming after the black pudding was murdered. LOOK AT ITS EYES.

 

[Remmie]

10 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

The toast looks nice. 

[an tha]

7 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Cunt plate.

The one cooked, one uncooked sausage combo is an interesting touch.

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, an tha said:

The one cooked, one uncooked sausage combo is an interesting touch.

To be honest, the food didn’t even register. It has just gone 2am and I’m pacing up and down, unable to sleep, absolutely fuming about the appalling crockery.

[DalyanPete]

4 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

absolutely fuming

Paints a great image.

[an tha]

6 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

To be honest, the food didn’t even register. It has just gone 2am and I’m pacing up and down, unable to sleep, absolutely fuming about the appalling crockery.

Fair

[Strontium]

Napa Plaza Hotel, Ayia Napa. Had basically this every morning for my 10 days in Cyprus, where I very sadly missed all of the British festivities. Not pictured: toast.

 

[lifetime fan]

1 minute ago, Strontium said:

Napa Plaza Hotel, Ayia Napa. Had basically this every morning for my 10 days in Cyprus, where I very sadly missed all of the British festivities. Not pictured: toast.

 

How fucking bad were the pork products to remain vegi and eat that swill every morning? 

[Strontium]

15 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

How fucking bad were the pork products to remain vegi and eat that swill every morning? 

 

Nobody said maintaining principles was easy.

 

Fwiw, they had 2 types of bacon and 2-3 different sausages available. No veggie sausages or anything like that; in common with the rest of southern Europe, it's about 30 years behind the UK on that score.

[Remmie]

10 hours ago, Strontium said:

Napa Plaza Hotel, Ayia Napa. Had basically this every morning for my 10 days in Cyprus, where I very sadly missed all of the British festivities. Not pictured: toast.

 

The state of those fucking eggs, I'm assuming thats scrambled eggs? Or maybe you've lanced an abcess onto your breakfast?