What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Pidge]

Looks good, needs beans.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Pidge said:

Looks good, needs beans.

Nonce

[Bob]

22 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Staying at Chilworth Manor in Winchester, one of my best mates is getting married here today. Brekkie isn’t too bad at all ……

 

Yes that’s tomato sauce fuck you all 

 

 

Two types of eggs is unnecessary. Needs beans. Looks good though.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Two types of eggs is unnecessary. Needs beans. Looks good though.

It was self service and the scrambled egg looked too fit to ignore. 

[Bob]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

It was self service and the scrambled egg looked too fit to ignore. 

The scrambled egg does look very good. Should’ve binned off the fried and put beans there instead.

[YorkshireRed]

36 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Staying at Chilworth Manor in Winchester, one of my best mates is getting married here today. Brekkie isn’t too bad at all ……

 

Yes that’s tomato sauce fuck you all 

 

 

The best mate thing obviously isn’t reciprocated. He clearly hates you, dragging you to places that serve this bollocks. 
 

That scrambled egg looks like the fluff that builds up in our tumble drier. 
 

Adding tomato sauce, the way you have, to a breakfast needs some serious psychoanalysis.

 

Done - I conclude that you are a deviant. 

[DalyanPete]

Needs beans.

[Bjornebye]

31 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

The scrambled egg does look very good. Should’ve binned off the fried and put beans there instead.

It was fit. The way the brekkie was set out they had fried eggs at the front then at the end they had that Yorkshire twats tumble dryer fluff, it just looked too good. 

[cloggypop]

Tomato ketchup is for children. 

 

Brown sauce is for adults. 

[Bjornebye]

14 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Tomato ketchup is for children. 

 

Brown sauce is for adults. 

Heroin is for losers 

[Fugitive]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Staying at Chilworth Manor in Winchester, one of my best mates is getting married here today. Brekkie isn’t too bad at all ……

 

Yes that’s tomato sauce fuck you all 

 

 

Did they cook that bacon in a fridge?

 

Did you smoother it in Tomato sauce in the hole it would attract a child, you nonce?

[Mike D]

Those sausages look like they’ve been up Michael Barrymore’s arse!

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

Did they cook that bacon in a fridge?

 

Did you smoother it in Tomato sauce in the hole it would attract a child, you nonce?

People who brag that they have brown sauce usually don’t. It’s one of the key tell tale signs of a complete wannabe.
 

I’m hungover and the tomato sauce was the closest to me. I’m also a nonce. 

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Mike D said:

Those sausages look like they’ve been up Michael Barrymore’s arse!

I’m gonna get in the pool tomorrow morning! Yay! 

[Anubis]

That actually looks pretty good.

[Pidge]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

It was self service and the scrambled egg looked too fit to ignore. 

Was black pudding on offer?

[Fugitive]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

People who brag that they have brown sauce usually don’t. It’s one of the key tell tale signs of a complete wannabe.
 

I’m hungover and the tomato sauce was the closest to me. I’m also a nonce. 

Why would someone brag about brown sauce? That like bragging you put salt and vinegar on your chips.

 

I’m certain you put mayo on chips though!

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Pidge said:

Was black pudding on offer?

I’m in Winchester mate. Nah. I’ll be complaining don’t worry. 

3 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

Why would someone brag about brown sauce? That like bragging you put salt and vinegar on your chips.

 

I’m certain you put mayo on chips though!

People chat shit mate. Weird isn’t it. 
 

Do I fuck. I bet you fuckin’ drown em in that shit. 
 

And I bet it’s man mayo. 
 

 

 

[Pete]

 

Egg a little over done but apart from that really nice.  Perfect remedy after last night. 

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Pete said:

 

Egg a little over done but apart from that really nice.  Perfect remedy after last night. 

Did you ask for the Sahara toast? 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, Pidge said:

Looks good, needs beans.

And black pudding. Also, the deviant who violated it with ketchup needs to have his breakfast privileges revoked until he learns his lesson.

 

Apart from that, decent.

[Fugitive]

54 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I’m in Winchester mate. Nah. I’ll be complaining don’t worry. 

People chat shit mate. Weird isn’t it. 
 

Do I fuck. I bet you fuckin’ drown em in that shit. 
 

And I bet it’s man mayo. 
 

 

 

I got fucking ruined on here because I put brown sauce on my roast potatoes.

 

You put kiddy bait all over your breakfast and not a word is spoken. This site is like Epstein’s give.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Fugitive said:

I got fucking ruined on here because I put brown sauce on my roast potatoes.

 

You put kiddy bait all over your breakfast and not a word is spoken. This site is like Epstein’s give.

I’ve been called a nonce twice as a result you fucking extension lead. 
 

Brown sauce on a roast hahahaha Louis Theroux gear that I can see his face now watching you squirt it all over them 

[Pidge]

1 hour ago, Pete said:

 

Egg a little over done but apart from that really nice.  Perfect remedy after last night. 

The egg-loaf looks awful. Hoping there's another rasher hidden under the wanker-cut bread too.

[Bob]

The layout of that breakfast pisses me off. It looks good apart from the eggs, but the way they’ve played up makes me want to hear you threw it at a wall and stormed out.