What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Barrington Womble]

1 minute ago, Harry's Lad said:

It's only a few minutes away from me. Not the cheapest but top quality stuff. Their steaks are amazing and they do a very nice peppercorn sauce.

Mrs HL reckons the prices have flown up though since the lockdown and refurb.

 

I recommend their Ulster fry if you can get it.

 

 

I will give the Ulster a go. I stopped eating it when it changed in my local butcher. 

 

It is expensive for somethings. The steak can be ok in price. I got a 1kg rib on the bone steak a little while back for about 16 or 17 quid. I like the ribs too. 

 

It's about a 20 min drive for me. 

[Remmie]

13 hours ago, Carradona said:

4 sausage

4 smoked bacon 

2 egg

2 toast

 

Simple but great.

Knife and fork wrong way round, someone has gouged an egg, mysterious yellow stuff, is that your nan's teacup, you need to sand your table and apply a finish to it. 

 

But otherwise not bad

[DalyanPete]

12 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

It's a fried slice that ! 

Kudos for the fried slice then. I use uncut bread sliced thin for more crunch and less oil..

[DalyanPete]

The only thread where you can't plead the fifth ammendment.

[DJLJ]

8 hours ago, Remmie said:

Knife and fork wrong way round, someone has gouged an egg, mysterious yellow stuff, is that your nan's teacup, you need to sand your table and apply a finish to it. 

 

But otherwise not bad

This is now annoying me way more than it should. WTF would you have knife and fork the wrong way around? My OCD is working overtime.

[Mook]

Sorted.

 

[cloggypop]

1 hour ago, DJLJ said:

This is now annoying me way more than it should. WTF would you have knife and fork the wrong way around? My OCD is working overtime.

That's how I use a knife and fork as well. Fuck convention. If you are just using a fork you don't use your left hand. 

[DJLJ]

29 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

That's how I use a knife and fork as well. Fuck convention. If you are just using a fork you don't use your left hand. 

First in front of the firing squad when the revolution comes.

[Carvalho Diablo]

[Chip Butty]

Love how you have placed another breakfast half in shot, as your chosen inanimate object of choice.

 

 

I'd have a run at that, but the BP looks frazzled to fuck. 

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

I don’t even know where to start 

[YorkshireRed]

It’s the bean juice, tinned tomato juice mash up that I struggle with.
 

I know it’s essentially two tomato based juices together, so it shouldn’t really be a problem. It just is though, one of those things that’s difficult to explain. 
 

Some boffin needs to do a dissertation on it so I can articulate why the sight of it makes me want to hurl on my shoes. 

[Fugitive]

1 hour ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

I hope everyone escaped the fire.

[Pete]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

I don’t even know where to start 

The bin would be a good place. 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Pete said:

The bin would be a good place. 

It looks like it’s already been in the bin 

[Mook]

Even the mushrooms are trying to escape.

[Tony Moanero]

On 23/08/2022 at 09:37, Mike D said:

YMCA cafe Crewe.

 

Not bad for a fiver.

 

 

Cunt plate.

[Tony Moanero]

On 11/09/2022 at 11:54, Carradona said:

4 sausage

4 smoked bacon 

2 egg

2 toast

 

Simple but great.

Cunt plate.

[Tony Moanero]

3 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Cunt plate.

[Tony Moanero]

On 24/07/2022 at 15:59, Bjornebye said:

Milo Lounge - Lark Lane. 
 

Don’t fucking ask. 
 

 

Cunt plate.

[easytoslip]

34 minutes ago, Mook said:

Even the mushrooms are trying to escape.

I did notice that. 

[easytoslip]

2 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Cunt plate.

Plus it looks like it's been preserved from the Aftermath of Vesuvius's wrath. 

[tokyojoe]

5 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Beyond fuckin belief. 

[Mudface]

The bacon looks like it's screaming after the black pudding was murdered. LOOK AT ITS EYES.

 

[Remmie]

10 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

The toast looks nice.