What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Curly]

16 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

We were out of red sauce, and when I come downstairs this morning with my bacon and egg sandwich almost ready, I saw her messing about with sauces, and just don’t even know what she was thinking. 

salad cream and brown sauce on a bacon and egg sandwich. I’m shaking my head again now thinking about it.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

17 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

We were out of red sauce, and when I come downstairs this morning with my bacon and egg sandwich almost ready, I saw her messing about with sauces, and just don’t even know what she was thinking. 

salad cream and brown sauce on a bacon and egg sandwich. I’m shaking my head again now thinking about it.

 

I assume she’s now homeless 

[Em City]

My mate worked in a Wetherspoon's for a while and told me everything on the food menu bar one or two items are prepared by Chef Microwave.

[Curly]

Cooked our lad his first proper breakfast this morning. Might have missed the window of hunger and alertness due to him getting up at 5.30 today, so might not go as well as I hoped!

 

This is the grown up version…

 

[Bjornebye]

 

 

[DalyanPete]

Some serious egg cooking issues in this thread.

[Curly]

28 minutes ago, DalyanPete said:

Some serious egg cooking issues in this thread.

Yeah - I did fuck that one egg up, but the others were perfect. Perfect!

[Curly]

30 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

Hahaha

[DalyanPete]

26 minutes ago, Belarus said:

Yeah - I did fuck that one egg up, but the others were perfect. Perfect!

Aah, but I may not have been discussing your breakfast. Kudos for bringing up your lad correctly though.

I did it for my Grandson's when they last visited and was told, "grandad, we could live on this"

 

[Curly]

5 minutes ago, DalyanPete said:

Aah, but I may not have been discussing your breakfast. Kudos for bringing up your lad correctly though.

I did it for my Grandson's when they last visited and was told, "grandad, we could live on this"

 

Haha - that’s a great reaction. My lad cried and wanted to get out the chair and was then up in bed asleep about 3 minutes later, so it went to the mutt instead.

 

It’s this thread mate - it makes me sensitive and paranoid. It is therapeutic though in bringing me back down to earth whenever I get ahead of myself. It’s made me ultra defensive and I love it. I’d fight to the death for my eggs now

[YorkshireRed]

I see you’re instilling the proper values into your young man early doors. 
 

Beans belong on a breakfast. 
 

Your nominations for ‘parent of the year’ and ‘beaner of the year’ are in. 
 

It’s not all good news though. The police are on their way to arrest you for crimes against eggs. 

[DalyanPete]

5 minutes ago, Belarus said:

sensitive and paranoid

A brave man who posts on this thread.

[DalyanPete]

2 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Beans belong on a breakfast

Yep, I'm in.

[Bjornebye]

19 minutes ago, Belarus said:

Haha - that’s a great reaction. My lad cried and wanted to get out the chair and was then up in bed asleep about 3 minutes later, so it went to the mutt instead.

 

It’s this thread mate - it makes me sensitive and paranoid. It is therapeutic though in bringing me back down to earth whenever I get ahead of myself. It’s made me ultra defensive and I love it. I’d fight to the death for my eggs now

Your eggs look like they had a fight to the death mate

 

Oh and...

 

 

 

[Curly]

22 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Your eggs look like they had a fight to the death mate

 

Oh and...

 

 

 

Hahaha

[tokyojoe]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

Beat me to it!

[PestiRed]

1 hour ago, Belarus said:

Haha - that’s a great reaction. My lad cried and wanted to get out the chair and was then up in bed asleep about 3 minutes later, so it went to the mutt instead.

 

It’s this thread mate - it makes me sensitive and paranoid. It is therapeutic though in bringing me back down to earth whenever I get ahead of myself. It’s made me ultra defensive and I love it. I’d fight to the death for my eggs now

The lesson here is not to give your kid the good egg

 

(or beans, obviously)

[Curly]

3 hours ago, PestiRed said:

The lesson here is not to give your kid the good egg

 

(or beans, obviously)

Haha - noted. It’s a learning curve mate.

 

Not the beans advice obviously. I don’t want him growing up a total bean avoiding perv.

[VladimirIlyich]

This is a fry up my Mum made me last week. Superb it was.

[Bjornebye]

Have you had a fall out? 

[Strontium]

1 hour ago, VladimirIlyich said:

This is a fry up my Mum made me last week. Superb it was.

 

What did she fry the tomatoes on, a Little Tikes My First Oven?

[Mook]

1 hour ago, VladimirIlyich said:

This is a fry up my Mum made me last week. Superb it was.

Unwanted pregnancies are an awful thing.

[Remmie]

Nice to have an appearance from the artist formally known as egg.

[Bjornebye]

11 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

What did she fry the tomatoes on, a Little Tikes My First Oven?

Looks like she used it for the bacon as well. Finished it off with a match 

[Anubis]

On 16/10/2021 at 15:42, Bob Spunkmouse said:

We were out of red sauce, and when I come downstairs this morning with my bacon and egg sandwich almost ready, I saw her messing about with sauces, and just don’t even know what she was thinking. 

salad cream and brown sauce on a bacon and egg sandwich. I’m shaking my head again now thinking about it.